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Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia
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Chezinu
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TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY! ##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Let us continue the Legacy! On August 16 2009 22:54 Caller wrote: TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY Congratulations Comrades! Despite the fact that we only took about 85% casualties, and failed to kill all of the Ukrainians, we have managed to capture the treacherous Ukrainian capital! While our division took heavy losses for the motherland, the other 30 motor-rifle divisions, not to mention 88th Guards Tank Division and 1st Shock Army, were able to wipe out the remaining Ukrainian resistance without any trouble at all! It is my distinct honor to designate the 3rd Liquidgrad Motor-Rifle Division with our new name, “The Screaming Banshees,” for our service in this police action. Unfortunately, we had a few surprises. We saw former Field Marshal Ace had hijacked a T-34 tank and was driving it off into Germany. We searched his possessions and found a Swastika, an Iron Cross, vampire blood, and a Hitler mustache. The man was clearly a Nazi. We also noticed that decafchicken had left in a captured Ukrainian tank. We found his tracks were off in the direction of Ace, and also noticed that he had Mossad insignia in his bunk. In any case, I have been authorized by High Command to award fellow Comrades for their services in this Great Patriotic War! Hero of the Soviet Union: Chezinu, Caller Order of Lenin: Ver, Showtime! Order of the October Revolution: Plexa, ~OpZ~, ydg, Kuja900 And we also have received news that the Ukrainian Government-in-Exile is awarding rewards to their cowardly terrorists! Hero of Ukraine: Caller The Wise Order of Prince Yaroslav: Trancestorm Order of Bohdan Khmelnytsky: Shikyo, IloveKT GG All, Will Release Roles/Actions/Whatever upon request and whenever I have time. | ||
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How much are you willing to pay for the answer? | ||
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On August 16 2016 08:33 Grackaroni wrote: I'm an American and I know my rights. ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America On August 16 2016 08:44 GlowingBear wrote: ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America Let's do this! On August 16 2016 09:01 Tumblewood wrote: I heard the president gets money. also gets Secret Service probably. ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America On August 16 2016 09:55 Onegu wrote: First off nobody said they will make america great again who is running for president so F them. Second I am the only one Democratic enough for Russia. ##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Where are you Onegu? Are you in Russia? | ||
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Chezinu
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On August 16 2016 12:16 sicklucker wrote: fun fun. im sure the ideal strategy is to say as little as possible and not piss anyone off to receive a nuke in the face so ill try that awww! it's working!! I won't nuke you! | ||
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We need someone who can make America Triumph Again! We need someone who can make US great without conceding to globalism, someone who cannot be brought out by lobbyist or special interest groups. | ||
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On August 16 2016 12:37 Onegu wrote: I am not in russia I am close though. I may not be able to run against you... Good, let me send a nuke to you for trying to run against me. k, thanks! | ||
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пятилетки My first act in office will be to stimulate our economy through a five-year plan. I have heard the threat of foreign meddling within our political system. I will deal with the matter rather promptly. | ||
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On August 17 2016 09:09 GlowingBear wrote: This game is instant fun. I'm so excited! Hey, you should totally ditch democracy and join the USSR. US of USSR! Last person who suggested such methods.. well... they will be having a nuke coming after them. The USSR does not tolerate foreign invaders. | ||
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How does one sign up? ##Apply for USSR PASSPORT Without special permissions it may be hard to enter the USSR, the soon to be the great expanding empire. With refugees facing the harsh realities of Europe and the US citizens suffering the woes of capitalism with a great purge. We will like to welcome all fleeing migrates with of course reasonable restrictions. We must perform the appropriate background checks. If you are seen in the Great USSR without your papers, it may not go well with you. So apply today! And remember PAPERS PLEASE! | ||
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Chezinu
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On August 17 2016 09:41 Onegu wrote: Don't nuke me chez I will have to respond in kind and I don't want to nuke my communist friends As stated earlier, I have already sent the orders. Papers, Please! | ||
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Calm Down. There may be abilities and events that change this. | ||
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On August 17 2016 11:26 Kurumi wrote: Bumatlarge would never do that to me Anything else? I have read total of 0 pages so far I am the General Secretary of Soviet Russia. My five year plan is in effect. Foreign invaders will be punished. Prepare your papers, for USSR is coming to you if not you to the USSR. | ||
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Lunaticman doesn't want us to use nukes Lunaticman says bad stuff about Chez Lunaticman wants more transparency. I will give him the last one. Chezinu wants to defend the USSR Chezinu will use nukes to defend USSR Chezinu says good stuff about Chez Chezinu wants more blind faith. | ||
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Some of you think I'm a part of this faction called, "mafia". Where did you guys get the impression such a faction exist? The forum title? Seriously, why do people think there are mafia I this game? Is there some win condition I'm unaware of? I'm playing for my role. My role has objectives. I follow them and not based on some misguided assumption which may or may not exist. So, let's continue on and help me defend Mother Russia. I'm already dying, so I'll do my best to kill all the invaders. So far, all who have attacked our country or citizens have ceased to exist. Well... there is one that is still alive... for now. | ||
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