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JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 08 2015 23:41 GMT
#20
/in
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 18 2015 22:41 GMT
#279
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You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Judge Judy.

Order! All rise for the Honorable Judith Sheinlin.

Welcome to my court room everybody! Lets get right down to business. It's sweeps week and I will not be beaten by that joke of a show, People's Court.

Each cycle individuals may bring forth various disputes that need resolving. I will review the evidence and come to a verdict. Remember all rulings are final! By the power invested in me by CBS Entertainment and their various affiliates, I will also issue an appropriate punishment, which I expect the audience to uphold.

To submit an issue for trial, simply type ##Accuse Player X of Y in the thread, along with an applicable explanation. Please note that I'm a very busy and important person, so I will make the final decision whether or not your accusation is trial worthy. If I accept the case, the plaintiff and defendant will be given an opportunity to defend themselves and I will question them as needed. When you take the stand, remember whose court room you are in. I will not tolerate liars and can see right through you. If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day. Once I have gathered the necessary information, I will come to a verdict.

I will require three trusted individuals to perform day to day tasks. If you are interested in becoming a member of the court, please submit your application for the following positions. Note that if any time, I suspect you are untrustworthy, you will be immediately be removed from my court.

##Apply to be bailiff - Charged with maintaining order in my court. Bonus points if you are a sexy black man.
##Apply to be court reporter - Perform post-ruling interviews. Make sure to rub it in to the loser.
##Apply to be anger management therapist - LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE.

Parties have been sworn in, you may be seated. Court is now in session.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 18 2015 22:47 GMT
#292
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Here are my thoughts so far this game:

Town
JudgeJudy

Null
Everyone else
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 00:19 GMT
#396
[image loading]

How come nobody has applied to become my bailiff yet? I really can function without him. Who is going to hand me important documents and stuff?! Cmon guys....
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 00:24 GMT
#400
On August 19 2015 09:19 KelsierSC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 09:19 JudgeJudy wrote:
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How come nobody has applied to become my bailiff yet? I really can function without him. Who is going to hand me important documents and stuff?! Cmon guys....


probably because no one cares


[image loading]

I see through that pathetic disguise.....Judge Joe Brown.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 00:40 GMT
#409
[image loading]

New town list:
JudgeJudy
geript
WaveOfShadow
FecalFeast
ObiWanShinobi

Possibly town.....but an incompetent television judge
KelsierSC

Null
Everyone else....except ruXxar, maybe.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 00:44 GMT
#410
On August 19 2015 07:23 ruXxar wrote:
I no think ritoky scum.

He play similar to his town game in gaiden and himalaya:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/488082-tl-mafia-lxxi-gaiden?user=ritoky
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/487093-mafia-in-the-himalayas?user=ritoky


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Mainly cuz of this.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 03:33 GMT
#418
On August 19 2015 12:12 Breshke wrote:
I don't think ritoky actually RNG'd fidel


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What makes you say that?
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 03:46 GMT
#432
On August 19 2015 12:41 Breshke wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 12:32 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
On August 19 2015 12:12 Breshke wrote:
I don't think ritoky actually RNG'd fidel


He probably did.


Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 07:08 ritoky wrote:
Clearly what needs to happen this game is that we need to follow the most surefire way to lynch mafia and win games, and that is to follow the RNG lynch.

Here's how it works:

1) you will all follow me because i am better than you.

2) i will choose who we lynch every phase via RNG, then we will lynch him without question. the RNG will be determined by this post (the one you're reading right now). each post is assigned a unique id on team liquid which cannot be manipulated because of the rate of posts on TL; this makes it the perfect candidate for determining people via RNG. then from that post id i will use the following formula to determine whom is the candidate for lynch:

(sum of each individual digit in the post id [ex: 1111 = 4]) / 21 [number of players alive in game] * coefficient of the thread's stupidity

this formula will provide a number from 1 to 21, we will lynch the player it determines without hesitation or questioning. no possible explanation or reasoning could convince me that RNG lynching is in any way sub-optimal play. please bow before the RNG and watch it carry us to victory.


I don't think so given this explanation


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That doesn't make sense. If you say he didn't RNG fidel, that would mean he had a reason to single out fidel. Fidel had no posts at the point where he claimed to have RNG'd him. So what would be the selection criteria? Are you saying he selected a weak player to go after or something? Your reasoning doesn't seem fluid/natural which is scummy.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 13:34 GMT
#479
[image loading]

On August 19 2015 07:45 ritoky wrote:
##Accuse fidei86 of being mafia

RNG has determined it.


On August 19 2015 21:49 Fidei86 wrote:
I plead guilty


Judgement to the plaintiff.

As punishment, I am issuing a 10 hour restraining order between both parties. Until that expires, you must focus on other subjects.

Next?

On August 19 2015 12:50 Breshke wrote:
SO YES I AM SAYING HE LIED ABOUT HOW HE RNG'D OR HE SPECIFICALLY CHOSE FIDEL.

Do i have a reason why he chose fidel? No. But from what he has said i don't see how he could have rng'd him. What do you fail to understand here


Well of course the "coefficient of the thread's stupidity" is made up. It's a nonsense term. What I don't understand is why your trying to analyze some nonsense term and call him a liar or conclude he is scum based off that. Seems like you were suggesting that he didn't RNG fidel as if he was doing something malicious, yet didn't offer an explanation of what his intentions were with the vote and focused on something irrelevant, regarding how the rng was performed.

If anything, the biggest reason that I am worried ritoky could be mafia at the moment is the fact that he isn't commenting on much else this game aside from the rng push. It's fine to play in character, but using the character to not have to given any other opinions for the rest of the cycle is scummy.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 13:41 GMT
#482
On August 19 2015 15:55 ruXxar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 08:49 Chezinu wrote:
ruXxar is mafia also.

Also HTS gives me scum vibes.
Big time.


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Why HTS? I share most of the same reads that she has shared so far.

And why did you feel it necessary to defend ritoky a few minutes in the game with a comparison to previous games? Was it just role playing or was that actually a connection you drew. To me it just seemed like you wanted people to think that you were analyzing things at a point where there wasn't anything relevant to analyze.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 14:47 GMT
#489
On August 19 2015 23:34 ruXxar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 22:41 JudgeJudy wrote:
On August 19 2015 15:55 ruXxar wrote:
On August 19 2015 08:49 Chezinu wrote:
ruXxar is mafia also.

Also HTS gives me scum vibes.
Big time.


[image loading]

Why HTS? I share most of the same reads that she has shared so far.

And why did you feel it necessary to defend ritoky a few minutes in the game with a comparison to previous games? Was it just role playing or was that actually a connection you drew. To me it just seemed like you wanted people to think that you were analyzing things at a point where there wasn't anything relevant to analyze.


My meta read on ritoky has never been wrong.


[image loading]


You didn't respond to the first part :/
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 15:34 GMT
#503
On August 20 2015 00:24 VayneAuthority wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 14:41 Tubesock wrote:
I like that Judge is trying to start a conversation. But then dropped off after Breshke responded to her.

I disagree with her on Breshke. I think what he saw makes him town not scummy. And I don't get half her townreads.


What is this? How is she trying to start a conversation by posting asinine walls of text that have nothing to do with the game? you are bad.


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lol walls of text? There was one flavor intro post longer than a couple lines and that is literally it.

At least I've given a few opinions, unlike someone....
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 15:46 GMT
#506
On August 20 2015 00:41 ruXxar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 15:24 ruXxar wrote:
On August 19 2015 07:00 geript wrote:
I didn't roll scum of someone I wanted to be T.T


You rolled scum of someone you didn't want to be?
Confirm?


I'm just waiting for geript to come back and confirm before we lynch him.


[image loading]

So you're saying geript is going to return to the thread and confirm he is mafia for all of us? That's obviously not what he meant. derp
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 22:21 GMT
#594
On August 20 2015 01:08 Tictock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2015 07:41 JudgeJudy wrote:
[image loading]


You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Judge Judy.

Order! All rise for the Honorable Judith Sheinlin.

Welcome to my court room everybody! Lets get right down to business. It's sweeps week and I will not be beaten by that joke of a show, People's Court.

Each cycle individuals may bring forth various disputes that need resolving. I will review the evidence and come to a verdict. Remember all rulings are final! By the power invested in me by CBS Entertainment and their various affiliates, I will also issue an appropriate punishment, which I expect the audience to uphold.

To submit an issue for trial, simply type ##Accuse Player X of Y in the thread, along with an applicable explanation. Please note that I'm a very busy and important person, so I will make the final decision whether or not your accusation is trial worthy. If I accept the case, the plaintiff and defendant will be given an opportunity to defend themselves and I will question them as needed. When you take the stand, remember whose court room you are in. I will not tolerate liars and can see right through you. If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day. Once I have gathered the necessary information, I will come to a verdict.

I will require three trusted individuals to perform day to day tasks. If you are interested in becoming a member of the court, please submit your application for the following positions. Note that if any time, I suspect you are untrustworthy, you will be immediately be removed from my court.

##Apply to be bailiff - Charged with maintaining order in my court. Bonus points if you are a sexy black man.
##Apply to be court reporter - Perform post-ruling interviews. Make sure to rub it in to the loser.
##Apply to be anger management therapist - LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE.

Parties have been sworn in, you may be seated. Court is now in session.


I have decided you are likely town, as such I would like to
##Apply to be anger management therapist

On the single condition that as your therapist I can, at my discression, beat you senseless if I deem it neccesary to further your treatment.

My methods work

+ Show Spoiler +
I know you wanted a bailiff but that job sounds boring as balls, though i do qualify as sexy...


[image loading]

Welcome aboard! Now I regret to inform you that we are undergoing budget cuts, so from now on your are my court reporting, anger management therapy giving, bailiff. Congrats on the promotion! Now go fetch me my heart medication.

On August 20 2015 03:39 ritoky wrote:
Thus JJ is the closest thing to a "ritoky" I have spotted.


I'm not sure if this is a compliment or an insult.......nope definitely an insult.

On August 19 2015 09:40 JudgeJudy wrote:
New town list:
JudgeJudy
geript
WaveOfShadow
FecalFeast
ObiWanShinobi


Whoa, whoa, whoa.....wait a minute. How did wave secretly infiltrate my town list?! No way.

Can add HTS and Tictock, they're cool.

Liked geript's post about chezinu. Put him on scummy list with Breshke, ruXxar, Wave.....probably The Shining and vayne while we're at it.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 22:58 GMT
#619
On August 20 2015 07:40 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2015 07:39 WaveofShadow wrote:
Obi that list isn't very good.


Neither are you but we make do.

:ooooooooo


[image loading]
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 19 2015 23:09 GMT
#630
On August 20 2015 07:39 WaveofShadow wrote:
Obi that list isn't very good.


[image loading]

Do you have an alternative list at least?
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 20 2015 00:36 GMT
#647
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meh I've voting for wave. Every time he pops into the thread he says something useless, rather than commenting on whatever is being discussed at the time. When obi posts his list, he says its bad rather than actually providing better alternatives.

Even his vote for Ruxxar came way at the beginning of the cycle and he hasn't commented on any of the weird stuff he has said since then.
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 20 2015 01:10 GMT
#649
On August 20 2015 10:06 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2015 09:36 JudgeJudy wrote:
[image loading]

meh I've voting for wave. Every time he pops into the thread he says something useless, rather than commenting on whatever is being discussed at the time. When obi posts his list, he says its bad rather than actually providing better alternatives.

Even his vote for Ruxxar came way at the beginning of the cycle and he hasn't commented on any of the weird stuff he has said since then.


This is an acceptable line of attack.


[image loading]

Join me?
JudgeJudy
Profile Joined August 2015
188 Posts
August 20 2015 03:40 GMT
#680
On August 20 2015 12:23 WaveofShadow wrote:
the first thing of real substance with a read he decides to post? A cop-out of a minor case on me after Obi already voted.


[image loading]

Huh? Obi never voted for you.

On August 20 2015 12:23 WaveofShadow wrote:
I will admit could be bias 'cause I don't like it when people vote me for shit reasons


lol I attacked you for not following up on stuff rux said later on in the thread and for not posting reads, vote for you, and then you proceed to follow up on stuff rux said later on in the thread and then posted reads. How is that not a valid reason?

At least your rux post kinda makes sense after following your train of thought if he is saying what you are saying. I'm not actually sure he is calling you town there though. It's not really clear what he is saying at all to be honest.

@ruX what is your read on Wave?

geript read doesn't exactly bring anything new to the table and the others are kinda meh. How about reads on people like chez or Rels?

Might move my vote off you in the morning now that you're willing to play the game (assuming you don't disappear for the next 24 hours)

As a side note, I'm less worried about ritoky now that he is talking about other people.
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