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Protoss-Fighting
Profile Joined October 2005
United States814 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-12 12:02:09
January 12 2007 12:00 GMT
#1
haha this is gold, check it out

<sMi.failsafe> iCafe.MotO, is it fulfilling for you to be stupid/bm/gosu?

<iCafe.MotO> yes, i feel like im giving back to the bw communitiy and creating some "spark"

<sMi.failsafe> Describe, the satisfaction of randomly placing a face between two words

<iCafe.MotO> I feel its an art of bming. BM = Bad Manner btw. G-_-G = Good Game. Faces between 2 words is a great way to piss someone off, especially after i own them in a 1;1

<sMi.failsafe> What are your plans as far as overcoming the adversity your personality generates?

<iCafe.MotO> Can u rephrase?

<TL-West> I'll be amazed if he's not shitlisted again by end of the weekened

<sMi.failsafe> Your personality is very contraversial. How do you plan to surmount the negative reactions it inspires?

<iCafe.MotO> I feel the best way to surmount negative reactions is by owning people in 1;1's and calling them noobs.

<sMi.failsafe> After you've classified a newb as such, do you alter your treatment of that player?

<iCafe.MotO> It depends. If the noob is mannered and calls me gosu, I usually act nice to him. If he is a jackass who thinks im nothing special, even tho i pwn him (prolly talking about you), then i bm them and say they fucking suck and to get a life since they suck at bw.

<iCafe.MotO> I find it really sad when noobs think they have potential, because usually, they dont and I feel noobs are just noobs, and should quit sc. Btw in my opinion SC = Life, cuz only the noobs say there is more to life than sc.

<sMi.failsafe> Anyways, what do you have to say to all the haters, e.g. TL-West bot?

<TL-West>

<iCafe.MotO> I think TL-West is a jackass who i can own e-_-z

<sMi.failsafe> Very insightful. Perhaps as your philosophies become more widespread you'll meet less resistance and players will acknowledge you.

<iCafe.MotO> umm, yea

<sMi.failsafe> In closure, what are your future plans and is there any team you've got your eye on?

<iCafe.MotO> Yes, I feel I'm on a verge of break through in my SC Career. I believe very soon, i will join a semi pro team and get known. But first, i need to learn some basics of broodwar.

<sMi.failsafe> haha, well we've got some conflicting opinions as to your future prospects in op tl-west here on USWest.

<iCafe.MotO> I think i would fit in very well with ToT) or [Media], since they both consist of mainly white people.

<sMi.failsafe> Well, good luck to you, iCafe.MotO. May the grasshopper guide your steps and you soar as a butterfly when the current takes you...

<sMi.failsafe> very sexy.. good interview.. bye
aka NrG.GoDz, nH.GoDz, GoDz[h20], GoDz[sK] (regretably) you get the picture. :p
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 12 2007 12:03 GMT
#2
what the gold? <3
GoGoGo[cF]
Profile Joined September 2004
China545 Posts
January 12 2007 12:03 GMT
#3
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Wow. This is golden.
aka: sbOy[1FaM] ---Retired Gaming---
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20158 Posts
January 12 2007 12:04 GMT
#4
...

hilarious
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
perLi is 2down
Profile Joined April 2006
United States533 Posts
January 12 2007 12:07 GMT
#5
wtf?
ZZangDreamjOy
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada959 Posts
January 12 2007 12:08 GMT
#6
ROFL, MotO is now famous, but not in the good way!
HitEmUp
joohyunee
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Korea (South)1087 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-12 12:09:32
January 12 2007 12:08 GMT
#7
OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XD
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 12 2007 12:08 GMT
#8
...
THANK YOU FOR INTERVIEW I LOVE YOU
Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
January 12 2007 12:08 GMT
#9
Just another kid trying to recreate purepwnage.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
kdog3682
Profile Joined September 2004
United States247 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-12 12:11:44
January 12 2007 12:11 GMT
#10
is icafe.moto aka ambrosia/tektro?
Yes, shes mine regardless of how gosu my zvt is
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 12 2007 12:13 GMT
#11
Lol.. I can't stop laughing! The oppening was great, and the whole interview followed up nicely, I doubt any pro teams will take that kid in. LOL!!! Great freaking interview!!!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ZZangDreamjOy
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada959 Posts
January 12 2007 12:13 GMT
#12
no Ambrosia was a bad gamer, really bm. Tektro was ok tops, and really really bm, then theres iCafe.MotO, and NiGoL who disappeared ;p
HitEmUp
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
January 12 2007 12:17 GMT
#13
I don't see how this is remotely funny
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 12 2007 12:21 GMT
#14
On January 12 2007 21:17 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
I don't see how this is remotely funny


Even thou the kid might be somewhat good, he will never get anywhere with that attitude. IF for what ever reason he does get somewhere in BW. I believe his life will turn out to be somewhat like Mike Tysons.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 12 2007 12:23 GMT
#15
i agree with nexus.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
January 12 2007 12:24 GMT
#16
haha "since they both consist of mainly white people." lol
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
January 12 2007 12:26 GMT
#17
wasted my of my time ug
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
January 12 2007 12:26 GMT
#18
i have to say i'm a fan of the G-_-G's.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8898 Posts
January 12 2007 12:27 GMT
#19
<3 failsafe.

Seriously, I love the fuckin' guy
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27173 Posts
January 12 2007 12:36 GMT
#20
I dont get it.
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