TL Mafia LXIX: Carol Of The Bells

On December 09 2014 08:14 ritoky wrote:
i feel like nicki minaj would make some bomb christmas carols.

On December 09 2014 08:15 27ninjabunnies wrote:
We got 17 days til Christmas yo

But that means if my hot date likes me, I might get presents for Christmas time.

#myplanisflawless

On December 09 2014 08:18 The_Templar wrote:

Santa prepared to ride his sleigh around the world, delivering his christmas gifts to all the joyful children as well as their parents and grandparents. However, Santa knew that there was a fault with his Naughty/Nice list. Someone who was listed as nice was hiding in the shadows, and he could not deliver presents to that person. But who could it be?

It was a light snowfall at the North Pole, where Santa pondered this mystery. He went down the list of suspects.

"The_Templar can not be it... he is exempt from Christmas entirely. He is neither naughty nor nice. How unfortunate for him.
Could it be kushm4sta? He has lurked in the shadows a lot, and has made it difficult for me to determine whether he is naughty or nice.
Perhaps Vivax? I was all wrong about him last year. He should get extra presents this year if he really belongs on the nice list."

Santa did not know. However, not all hope was lost. Santa pinned the list of suspects, 26 in total, to the wall with a partly eaten candy cane. He then walked outside where his reindeer were waiting, gathered a snowball, placed a small rock inside the snowball, and walked back inside.

Santa then closed his eyes and threw the snowball at the list. Upon opening his eyes, he saw that he had actually missed entirely. One of the reindeer giggled upon looking through the window. However, not all was lost. Santa's snowball had hit the wall above his list, and somehow, snow had splattered all over the wall, covering one of the names entirely.

Santa wiped the snow off the list. "So, Kelsier's name was hidden from the list...? Perhaps he is the one."

Santa went to investigate further into Kelsier's recent Naughty/Nice related doings with newfound suspicion of him.

On December 09 2014 08:20 27ninjabunnies wrote:


Cough Cough

I'm the female in this relationship.

And I'd get slippers as long as they are bunny slippers.

(Is the really a cap on posts? Lol I should really read better)

On December 09 2014 08:25 Damdred wrote:
Ritoky, HF, Templar are in my town pile. Slam is tentatively town

Froggynoddy is in scum pile

Bats I thought you weren't goin to make the opening salvo?

On December 09 2014 08:30 27ninjabunnies wrote:


Pshh, I used to own a Victoria's secret push up bra. They aren't that great

On December 09 2014 08:33 27ninjabunnies wrote:


Idk, my boobs are so like... big anyways, they just fall out of any bra I wear. It's terrible.

VS bras do nothing for me unfortunately.
Plus they are hella expensive.

On December 09 2014 08:47 Holyflare wrote:


Well no. You said people talking about lynching lurkers are "off" and he was an "easy target to look scummy" which is already a contradiction in one post and now you are saying you know what he said and it doesn't look bad and people are making mountains out of mole hills which is a contradiction with your first post. There's a great deal of backtracking in what you are saying and I don't like it.