I've always been rather clean-shaven, shaving every couple days at the very least (usually daily). Now, this summer has been full of weddings, and in order to switch things up I've decided to go to the next one looking decidedly hobo-esque.

But like 3 days into not shaving and my face is itching like a mother-fucker, just begging me to shave it. It's maddening. I am typing this with one-hand while scratching the shit out of my face/neck with the other.

Anyone know of anything that works good to relieve the itch of something like this? Fuck. I'm looking at my cup of coffee and seriously contemplating pooring it over my face in the odd chance that it may bring relief.

Shaving is not an option.

funkie

Venezuela9377 Posts

October 12 2006 04:00 GMT

that happends with my nutz too.

I shave them, and well, when new hair comes up, itches like a big motherfucking bastard. ;p.

.

I just don't try to think about it, and it goes away, until I want to masturbate, wich is another story.

akamufu

Korea (South)321 Posts

October 12 2006 04:00 GMT

lol, do u have scars and stuff? use anti-itch cream, lol thats the best help i can give

des

United States507 Posts

October 12 2006 04:01 GMT

Time is all it takes for me. There's a period of beard where it itches a shitload and then once it's long enough it stops, and then as long as you keep it clean it won't itch. Just hang in there.

Reno(TE)

United Kingdom434 Posts

October 12 2006 04:03 GMT

jesus christ shavin ur balls ... worst thing eva, u will wake up next mornin wanting to kill yourself from itchiness. Hmm have you tried using Nivea Intensive Moisturing Cream ? When i go without shaving, i use that stuff and my face feels nice and smooth and itch free.

Binky1842

United States2599 Posts

October 12 2006 04:03 GMT

If you decide to pour coffee on yourself, be sure to take pictures or make a short clip. Thanks.

funkie

Venezuela9377 Posts

October 12 2006 04:06 GMT

On October 12 2006 13:03 Reno(TE) wrote:
jesus christ shavin ur balls ... worst thing eva, u will wake up next mornin wanting to kill yourself from itchiness. Hmm have you tried using Nivea Intensive Moisturing Cream ? When i go without shaving, i use that stuff and my face feels nice and smooth and itch free.

Yeah the first time it was like omg i wanna cut my fucking balls, and put them into fucking ice so they will freeze and won't itch. Anyways, I've got used to it, thanks good I have never hurt my nutz when shaving T_T.

Jesus, thinking about it makes me feel pain ;(.

Flaccid

8929 Posts

October 12 2006 04:11 GMT

This just in:

Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back!

Noun

United States1026 Posts

October 12 2006 04:15 GMT

Why would you ever wanna shave your balls.
I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha

Passion

Netherlands1486 Posts

October 12 2006 04:29 GMT

#10

embrace the itching. this is the lord punishing you for shaving so often. better not piss him of even more by using creme of whatever sort ;/

Reno(TE)

United Kingdom434 Posts

October 12 2006 04:43 GMT

#11

Argh, now i can feel the itch and want to shave lol. I think people shave their balls for the nice clean smooth feeling ... and for sex.

Flaccid

8929 Posts

October 12 2006 04:43 GMT

#12

Itching as penitence.

I like it.

doedrikthe2nd

Sweden981 Posts

October 12 2006 04:54 GMT

#13

On October 12 2006 13:15 Noun wrote:
Why would you ever wanna shave your balls.
I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha

Because no one likes a hairy nutsack

Passion

Netherlands1486 Posts

October 12 2006 04:55 GMT

#14

On October 12 2006 13:43 Reno(TE) wrote:
Argh, now i can feel the itch and want to shave lol. I think people shave their balls for the nice clean smooth feeling ... and for sex.

i believe the decision to have sex or not mostly has been made long before the female observes my balls... and if you WANT to shave... damn what has society done to us

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

October 12 2006 04:55 GMT

#15

A serious suggestion would be some of that ALOE cream / gel that is recommended after you get sunburns.

Soothing.

glaex

United States304 Posts

October 12 2006 04:57 GMT

#16

Alegra D = instant cure for any itch and pretty much no side effects. Might hard to find someone with a prescription though.

I learned this after watching this UFC fight and getting the drunkenly brilliant idea to wrestle my friend who has been taking a MMA class. Where he got poison oak all over his arms. Moments later his blistered forearms were rubbing all over my fucking face. To top it off I puked shortly after (never a good idea to exersize that much when your hammered). All in all I consider the night a success.

Anyway if its just your beared grow a sack and deal with it, thats nothing

Flaccid

8929 Posts

October 12 2006 05:11 GMT

#17

Says the guy rubbing yeast infection cream on his body.

Yogurt

United States4258 Posts

October 12 2006 05:19 GMT

#18

hahaha

des

United States507 Posts

October 12 2006 06:49 GMT

#19

On October 12 2006 13:11 Flaccid wrote:
This just in:

Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back!

Maybe facial hair isn't for you. The metrosexual look sounds more fitting! It'll stop on its own, you don't need a cure.