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Flaccid
8917 Posts
But like 3 days into not shaving and my face is itching like a mother-fucker, just begging me to shave it. It's maddening. I am typing this with one-hand while scratching the shit out of my face/neck with the other. Anyone know of anything that works good to relieve the itch of something like this? Fuck. I'm looking at my cup of coffee and seriously contemplating pooring it over my face in the odd chance that it may bring relief. Shaving is not an option. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9377 Posts
I shave them, and well, when new hair comes up, itches like a big motherfucking bastard. ;p.  .I just don't try to think about it, and it goes away, until I want to masturbate, wich is another story.  . | ||
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akamufu
Korea (South)321 Posts
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des
United States507 Posts
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Reno(TE)
United Kingdom434 Posts
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9377 Posts
On October 12 2006 13:03 Reno(TE) wrote: jesus christ shavin ur balls ... worst thing eva, u will wake up next mornin wanting to kill yourself from itchiness. Hmm have you tried using Nivea Intensive Moisturing Cream ? When i go without shaving, i use that stuff and my face feels nice and smooth and itch free. Yeah the first time it was like omg i wanna cut my fucking balls, and put them into fucking ice so they will freeze and won't itch. Anyways, I've got used to it, thanks good I have never hurt my nutz when shaving T_T. Jesus, thinking about it makes me feel pain ;(. | ||
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back! | ||
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Noun
United States1026 Posts
I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha | ||
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Passion
Netherlands1486 Posts
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Reno(TE)
United Kingdom434 Posts
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
I like it. | ||
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doedrikthe2nd
Sweden981 Posts
On October 12 2006 13:15 Noun wrote: Why would you ever wanna shave your balls. I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha Because no one likes a hairy nutsack | ||
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Passion
Netherlands1486 Posts
On October 12 2006 13:43 Reno(TE) wrote: Argh, now i can feel the itch and want to shave lol. I think people shave their balls for the nice clean smooth feeling ... and for sex. i believe the decision to have sex or not mostly has been made long before the female observes my balls... and if you WANT to shave... damn what has society done to us  | ||
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
Soothing. | ||
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glaex
United States304 Posts
I learned this after watching this UFC fight and getting the drunkenly brilliant idea to wrestle my friend who has been taking a MMA class. Where he got poison oak all over his arms. Moments later his blistered forearms were rubbing all over my fucking face. To top it off I puked shortly after (never a good idea to exersize that much when your hammered). All in all I consider the night a success. Anyway if its just your beared grow a sack and deal with it, thats nothing  | ||
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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des
United States507 Posts
On October 12 2006 13:11 Flaccid wrote: This just in: Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back! Maybe facial hair isn't for you. The metrosexual look sounds more fitting! It'll stop on its own, you don't need a cure. | ||
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mAKiTO
Colombia4177 Posts
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ROOTheognis
United States4482 Posts
it works... seriously... | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
hehe. Waxing > Shaving in terms of preventing itchiness =x. | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
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glaex
United States304 Posts
On October 12 2006 14:11 Flaccid wrote: Says the guy rubbing yeast infection cream on his body. actually its for allergies but you know, I probably would have smoked gynalubramin in a crack pipe if I'd a thought it would stop that itching. It was that maddening as for shaving the balls, I tried it once after a hint from my gf at the time that if wasn't for getting hairs in her mouth all the time she'd go down whenever I wanted. Now I can get the old rusty trombone played every night, very worth imo | ||
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des
United States507 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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glaex
United States304 Posts
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Sadist
United States7328 Posts
Then theres stubble on my cheeks that DOES NOT COME OFF ITS SO GAY. I need to wax it or something. Im debating on growing a playoff beard for the tigers ;D so i havent shaved in ilke 4 days and its killing me | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On October 12 2006 17:00 glaex wrote: aloe + beard is horrible. it will dry up, get all crusty and make it look like you recently starred in a gay bukkake flick Alright, so I have now heard of a skin annoyance that aloe can't cure. | ||
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
It's largely due to my facial hair being very thick and coarse, which also has to do with why I've stayed mostly clean shaven for the past many, many years. And why are there asian people responding to this thread? Haha, kidding. Couldn't resist. =] | ||
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shmay
United States1091 Posts
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glaex
United States304 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11598 Posts
On October 12 2006 15:57 YoiChiBow wrote: someone must pee on ur face it works... seriously... i really dont want to know how you realized that... | ||
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aseq
Netherlands4008 Posts
I tried shaving my balls once, but when those started growing back i decided i'd rather have a Tarzan swinging in my ball hairs than going through that itch again. | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
That way the pain will override the itchiness. It's the emo way! | ||
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glaex
United States304 Posts
On October 12 2006 18:05 baal wrote: How in the fuck do you shave your balls? the skin is too irregular to pass a razor there, i use sissors. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=batwing | ||
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rhcp12312
United States127 Posts
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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ToT)Testie(
Canada723 Posts
On October 12 2006 22:07 nortorius wrote: NEVER shave your pubes with a 2-bladed razor. First time I did it I used that, and I'm not sure what went wrong but I ended up with a bunch of ingrown hairs for like a week. Looked like I had acne all over my junk. Herpes alert. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On October 12 2006 13:57 glaex wrote: Alegra D = instant cure for any itch and pretty much no side effects. Might hard to find someone with a prescription though. I learned this after watching this UFC fight and getting the drunkenly brilliant idea to wrestle my friend who has been taking a MMA class. Where he got poison oak all over his arms. Moments later his blistered forearms were rubbing all over my fucking face. To top it off I puked shortly after (never a good idea to exersize that much when your hammered). All in all I consider the night a success. Anyway if its just your beared grow a sack and deal with it, thats nothing It's an irritation itch, it won't do anything. Just use something to soften your skin (and hairs), like lotion (ie the Nivea for Men stuff that was suggested). And as also mentioned talcum powder works too... baby powder or goldbond (though goldbond may burn a bit, but it's almost a refreshing burn...). | ||
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AnGuRuSO-Z
95 Posts
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Stim_Abuser
United States1277 Posts
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uNcontroLable
United States1180 Posts
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doedrikthe2nd
Sweden981 Posts
Think im gonna wax my balls while I'm at it. And my ass. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9377 Posts
On October 13 2006 15:31 uNcontroLable wrote: Calomine lotion is meant to cure itching... I used it when I was little and had chicken pox. Also, they told me that whenever I wanted to itch, I had to scratch something other than myself to make myself feel better without making the chicken pox worse. They suggested drawing a chicken. I suggest something more entertaining, a pet, a friend ...I'll let you do the thinking... So I should draw my nutz on a piece of paper, and then scratch?. Nice...not. | ||
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