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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8921 Posts
October 12 2006 03:57 GMT
#1
I've always been rather clean-shaven, shaving every couple days at the very least (usually daily). Now, this summer has been full of weddings, and in order to switch things up I've decided to go to the next one looking decidedly hobo-esque.

But like 3 days into not shaving and my face is itching like a mother-fucker, just begging me to shave it. It's maddening. I am typing this with one-hand while scratching the shit out of my face/neck with the other.

Anyone know of anything that works good to relieve the itch of something like this? Fuck. I'm looking at my cup of coffee and seriously contemplating pooring it over my face in the odd chance that it may bring relief.

Shaving is not an option.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
October 12 2006 04:00 GMT
#2
that happends with my nutz too.

I shave them, and well, when new hair comes up, itches like a big motherfucking bastard. ;p.

.

I just don't try to think about it, and it goes away, until I want to masturbate, wich is another story. .
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 12 2006 04:00 GMT
#3
lol, do u have scars and stuff? use anti-itch cream, lol thats the best help i can give
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
October 12 2006 04:01 GMT
#4
Time is all it takes for me. There's a period of beard where it itches a shitload and then once it's long enough it stops, and then as long as you keep it clean it won't itch. Just hang in there.
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
Reno(TE)
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom434 Posts
October 12 2006 04:03 GMT
#5
jesus christ shavin ur balls ... worst thing eva, u will wake up next mornin wanting to kill yourself from itchiness. Hmm have you tried using Nivea Intensive Moisturing Cream ? When i go without shaving, i use that stuff and my face feels nice and smooth and itch free.
A pro isnt someone who sacrifices themselves for their job, thats just a fool.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
October 12 2006 04:03 GMT
#6
If you decide to pour coffee on yourself, be sure to take pictures or make a short clip. Thanks.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
October 12 2006 04:06 GMT
#7
On October 12 2006 13:03 Reno(TE) wrote:
jesus christ shavin ur balls ... worst thing eva, u will wake up next mornin wanting to kill yourself from itchiness. Hmm have you tried using Nivea Intensive Moisturing Cream ? When i go without shaving, i use that stuff and my face feels nice and smooth and itch free.


Yeah the first time it was like omg i wanna cut my fucking balls, and put them into fucking ice so they will freeze and won't itch. Anyways, I've got used to it, thanks good I have never hurt my nutz when shaving T_T.

Jesus, thinking about it makes me feel pain ;(.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8921 Posts
October 12 2006 04:11 GMT
#8
This just in:

Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Noun
Profile Joined March 2005
United States1026 Posts
October 12 2006 04:15 GMT
#9
Why would you ever wanna shave your balls.
I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-12 04:32:48
October 12 2006 04:29 GMT
#10
embrace the itching. this is the lord punishing you for shaving so often. better not piss him of even more by using creme of whatever sort ;/
Reno(TE)
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom434 Posts
October 12 2006 04:43 GMT
#11
Argh, now i can feel the itch and want to shave lol. I think people shave their balls for the nice clean smooth feeling ... and for sex.
A pro isnt someone who sacrifices themselves for their job, thats just a fool.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8921 Posts
October 12 2006 04:43 GMT
#12
Itching as penitence.

I like it.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
doedrikthe2nd
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden981 Posts
October 12 2006 04:54 GMT
#13
On October 12 2006 13:15 Noun wrote:
Why would you ever wanna shave your balls.
I'd understand if you were living in Africa or something but c'mon haha


Because no one likes a hairy nutsack
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
October 12 2006 04:55 GMT
#14
On October 12 2006 13:43 Reno(TE) wrote:
Argh, now i can feel the itch and want to shave lol. I think people shave their balls for the nice clean smooth feeling ... and for sex.


i believe the decision to have sex or not mostly has been made long before the female observes my balls... and if you WANT to shave... damn what has society done to us
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 12 2006 04:55 GMT
#15
A serious suggestion would be some of that ALOE cream / gel that is recommended after you get sunburns.

Soothing.
glaex
Profile Joined July 2005
United States304 Posts
October 12 2006 04:57 GMT
#16
Alegra D = instant cure for any itch and pretty much no side effects. Might hard to find someone with a prescription though.

I learned this after watching this UFC fight and getting the drunkenly brilliant idea to wrestle my friend who has been taking a MMA class. Where he got poison oak all over his arms. Moments later his blistered forearms were rubbing all over my fucking face. To top it off I puked shortly after (never a good idea to exersize that much when your hammered). All in all I consider the night a success.

Anyway if its just your beared grow a sack and deal with it, thats nothing
god im such a cheap whore
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8921 Posts
October 12 2006 05:11 GMT
#17
Says the guy rubbing yeast infection cream on his body.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
October 12 2006 05:19 GMT
#18
hahaha
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
October 12 2006 06:49 GMT
#19
On October 12 2006 13:11 Flaccid wrote:
This just in:

Rubbing icecubes on your face = instant relief. We'll see how long this lasts - I already feel the itch coming back!


Maybe facial hair isn't for you. The metrosexual look sounds more fitting! It'll stop on its own, you don't need a cure.
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
October 12 2006 06:54 GMT
#20
I shave my b@llz too at first it started itching.. after I got used to it its all good
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
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