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Aperture Mafia 2: Episode 2

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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 07 2013 15:23 GMT
#15
3-0 time in greymist games

/in
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 08 2013 20:32 GMT
#50
Should probably warn peiople about this.

My sister is getting married on Sunday, and my entire extended family is in our house, so there's 40+ people staying here. Ima be hella busy till like...Thursday

I won't get modkilled, but I won't be spamming that's for sure
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 08 2013 20:33 GMT
#51
Dw though lads, I brought a friend to back us up

[image loading]
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 13 2013 09:51 GMT
#75
BLAARGH
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 28 2013 19:29 GMT
#247
/confirm while eating home made cake
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 00:08 GMT
#289
Hey guys!
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 00:11 GMT
#292
Huh, didn't know Kenpachi was playing
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 00:16 GMT
#294
And my mind is already blown this game...
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 00:26 GMT
#300
Anywho, 1-2 things before I go to bed. Turns out in the third rendition of a greymist themed game, i don't get a role focused on yugi cards, so no heart of the cards shit this time .

Luckily i am town because i suck as mafia, and i can do the standard hassy-does-shit-that-helps-win-the-game. Also, my better half is here, which always get me going (bh to those who don't know)

SLEEP TIME LADS HF CYA TOMORROW
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:08 GMT
#512
Koshi, my other half may want that item because I don't trust him/her

That's how little I trust him/her. I don't know the gender
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:23 GMT
#516
On August 30 2013 19:10 Clarity_nl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2013 19:08 Hassybaby wrote:
Koshi, my other half may want that item because I don't trust him/her

That's how little I trust him/her. I don't know the gender


Why is blazinghand (your better half, apparently) a good target to receive an item that might be really powerful in the hands of scum?


I don't mean BH in the post. It was just well established that BH and I are the same person back in Aperture 1.

I mean my other half in game, in terms of roles.
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:28 GMT
#521
On August 30 2013 19:24 Koshi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2013 19:08 Hassybaby wrote:
Koshi, my other half may want that item because I don't trust him/her

That's how little I trust him/her. I don't know the gender

Please use names. him/her is who? And how do you know that your other half may want that item?


OK. I'll spell it out plainly

I'm essentially a pair this game with someone else I don't know. They have an ability of unknown power, and rumours have it that they cannot be trusted (I'm not even in a QT with them because if this mistrust)

So, I'm putting it out there that if my other half IS revealed, they would be a good option to put the null talisman on, if I read it's effect properly
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:28 GMT
#522
On August 30 2013 19:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2013 19:23 Hassybaby wrote:
On August 30 2013 19:10 Clarity_nl wrote:
On August 30 2013 19:08 Hassybaby wrote:
Koshi, my other half may want that item because I don't trust him/her

That's how little I trust him/her. I don't know the gender


Why is blazinghand (your better half, apparently) a good target to receive an item that might be really powerful in the hands of scum?


I don't mean BH in the post. It was just well established that BH and I are the same person back in Aperture 1.

I mean my other half in game, in terms of roles.

lol i might know you. <3
wanna claim something, dis gunna be fun.


Too early sunshine
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:32 GMT
#523
I just want you to keep it in mind
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 10:42 GMT
#529
On August 30 2013 19:36 Clarity_nl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2013 19:28 Hassybaby wrote:
On August 30 2013 19:24 Koshi wrote:
On August 30 2013 19:08 Hassybaby wrote:
Koshi, my other half may want that item because I don't trust him/her

That's how little I trust him/her. I don't know the gender

Please use names. him/her is who? And how do you know that your other half may want that item?


OK. I'll spell it out plainly

I'm essentially a pair this game with someone else I don't know. They have an ability of unknown power, and rumours have it that they cannot be trusted (I'm not even in a QT with them because if this mistrust)

So, I'm putting it out there that if my other half IS revealed, they would be a good option to put the null talisman on, if I read it's effect properly


If your partner is "untrustworthy" and we translate that into "he's not town" then why would you announce yourself to the thread (and to him/her) like this?


That's how I roll in these games.

Cmon Clarity, in Aperture 1 I literally openly asked people to say specific words so I could use powers on them, and in Parallel I told the entire thread within 5 posts what I had to do to get my role to work. I literally always make myself a massive target very game because that's when I can do the most for town with these roles, and any help that town can give me with them makes it easier for me to be useful.

Business as usual. Suck it anti-town, my girlfriend is bravery
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 19:01 GMT
#865
What a wonderful time to come back...

VE, why are you playing 2 people this game?
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 20:12 GMT
#898
On August 31 2013 04:36 VisceraEyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2013 04:01 Hassybaby wrote:
What a wonderful time to come back...

VE, why are you playing 2 people this game?

What does this mean?


The roleclaim that came out of nowhere :D
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 20:16 GMT
#899
Hey Onegu, can you at least give us the cover names of people in there? It's a longshot, but I have an idea
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 20:23 GMT
#901
On August 31 2013 05:21 Clarity_nl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2013 05:12 Hassybaby wrote:
On August 31 2013 04:36 VisceraEyes wrote:
On August 31 2013 04:01 Hassybaby wrote:
What a wonderful time to come back...

VE, why are you playing 2 people this game?

What does this mean?


The roleclaim that came out of nowhere :D


I didn't see no VE roleclaim?


Onegu dude. It was a joke because of VE's habit of roleclaiming at weird times
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 30 2013 20:38 GMT
#919
On August 31 2013 05:36 Clarity_nl wrote:
That said, every townie who is in Black Mesa SHOULD claim. It's only scum and 3p who don't want to do that, and probably won't (they're anonymous), so either we'll have a group of which most are likely town.


Agreed, and they should also confirmed how many are in there if possible, or at least how many have posted.
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