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MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 21 2013 00:10 GMT
#96
/in
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 21 2013 00:16 GMT
#103
Just memba peepz

Matter not whether goat, joat or dota.

Need me dat milk like NOW.
Dripping down my chin is even better.
Thats when you know its real thick n creamy.

Thinking of all this milk.
Thinking of all the s
I think I need to change my underwear now.


MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 21 2013 00:18 GMT
#105
Out loud?

In class?
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-21 00:28:34
February 21 2013 00:28 GMT
#111
Don't forget Liquid. (City)
Blessed be those players too.
May the milk pour freely. (Always)

blurry reflection
reminded me that i am
also a human

"a haiku for you"
is more haiku than this four
syllable cop out

Who am I kidding?
I'm just killing some spare time
With meaningless words.
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 21 2013 02:11 GMT
#128
On February 21 2013 10:48 gonzaw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2013 10:06 GreYMisT wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:21 VisceraEyes wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:15 Promethelax wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:12 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:11 Promethelax wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:09 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 21 2013 09:07 Promethelax wrote:
Am I totally insane or did the flavour in op change?

Soniv: I didn't know WoS was yours. Its fun to see people return to the game who haven't played in a while or in your case haven't played under their own name in a while.


Wat... No. It's true I haven't played in a while. But WoS isn't my smurf. He's my casting partner.


sorry poorly worded. Last time you played before very recently was on a smurf.


Oh. Yes it was. I'd prefer to forget that game.


Fair enough. We all have games like that.

I don't - I remember specifically all of my horrible failures. Otherwise how do we learn?

Remember that non-themed Magic mini? Me, Bugs and a really really shit up thread? How about PTP where I shot BC in the face D1? Or Responsibility where I smoked GM for having the same role as me? Or Liquid City where I BENT TIME AND SPACE to create a theory that fit why I got a guilty result on a townie?

Yes, I'm quite versed in failure.


Don't forget your poor performance in Aperture Mafia. You didn't do anything at all to help your team.


har har har

I am thinking of you baby and all those exploding milk dreams.

Let me know when you need a hand.
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 21 2013 04:41 GMT
#134
I want to Hydra with "TheMilkMan"
Can suckle the milk out of those hydra heads any day.

*Yum Yum*
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 25 2013 01:39 GMT
#273
Well now that we know the "anus is ready"

it makes complete sense why Chezinu and his "Brown Brotherhood" were summoned successfully
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 25 2013 23:32 GMT
#311
Let's do this
/confirm
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 25 2013 23:54 GMT
#318
I am town. Rejoice!
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 25 2013 23:55 GMT
#319


Hello fellow townspeople, I am writing from a desolate and close to the sea location slightly south of Rome, called Anzio.
I am passing my weekends here, taking a break from my hard studies, and I will contribute my best to hunt scum in this game.

[image loading]

I aim to take the seat of Mayor. The person in the picture will be the paragon of my play: Giovanni Falcone, Italy's greatest scumhunter of the past centuries.

Since this great man was killed by a violent accident following the explosion of 500 Kg of TNT, I plan to achieve more longevity than him in order to achieve our goals.

To do so, I will need bodyguards, I will need influence, and most importantly, I will need this seat to be free of scum to make sure that no corrupt politician will escape the vigilant eyes of our Detective(s).

For this I can guarantee if you elect me!



My agenda


  • I am not aiming to lynch a lurker day 1. I am no friend of rigid policies and I trust our vigilantes to get rid of anti-town, but null elements that won't help us finding scum while we decide for the lynch.
    Lies will be treated on a case to case basis, so will be the behaviour of lurking players.
    After D1, lurkers will be attacked. I expect to see reactions from them. Lurking townies benefit mafia, don't play for the fucking mafia.

  • I am not going to lynch players D1 of whom I know that they are potentially very valuable townies, simply put: Vets. They deserve the right to have extra time, and mislynching them early is a huge loss for town.
    Those who I know/heard of are: Sandroba and Chezinu.
    If there are vets I don't know, please tell me. I expect these two to know other vets well.
    If you are a vets' smurf, then tell me you are a vet.

  • I will use my vote aggressively. My major influence in steering the outcome of a lynch will be applied to pressure people. No passive play with me, no feeling comfortable in easy bandwagons.

    You are scum? I will pursue you!
    You are town? I will test you.


  • I might enforce my own will against the towns' day one. You will have my reasoning for it if that becomes the case, and you will have it at least 30 minutes before deadline. No sudden unexpected outcomes.
    At worst unexpected, but transparent.

    That means I will be the mayor, I won't be an extra weight for bandwagons, by voting me you trust my judgement, and by voting me you acknowledge that I might use my power day 1 to cause the lynch I see as best.

    You will put responsibility into my hands, and by doing so you realize that I will make use of that responsibility as I see fit. On the other hand, you can be sure that I will make the best use of it and won't try to shake it off.

  • I might tell you my bodyguards' names. But I might as well not. It depends on their play.



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##Vote MilkSuckler
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:00 GMT
#327
On February 26 2013 08:59 Aquanim wrote:
MilkSuckler - now you know there are no bodyguards, do you still want to run for office?

Yeah, cos pardoner sux pl0x
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:02 GMT
#330
Whats your pitch, Dear
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:03 GMT
#333
On February 26 2013 09:03 Vivax wrote:
No, I like MilkSuckler's post, it clearly shows the author's genius.

I want your milk baby
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:07 GMT
#341
On February 26 2013 09:05 Wade Fell wrote:
do you believe milksuckler had that post prepared before the game started? of course he did. Everything about that screams "pre-prepared post" which is fine if he's town but he wrote that when he didn't know his alignment. He could quite easily be scum.

Are you Bill Murray?

Cos this post feels like Groundhog Day...
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:09 GMT
#345
On February 26 2013 09:07 Promethelax wrote:
1. Vote for me, vote for RNG. I have a 1 in five shot at lynching scum and it will be hilariously awesome,

You gonna include yourself in that RNG dear
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:11 GMT
#349
On February 26 2013 09:09 Toadesstern wrote:
okay actually screw that, I checked it. It's not pretty much exactly word for word, it IS word for word copy & paste. So it's not bullshit but supposed to be funny bullshit. Makes it decent and funny. From LIX: click me

##unvote

No shit Sherlock, thanks for admitting the humour in this. Vivax got it.
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:16 GMT
#356
On February 26 2013 09:13 Wade Fell wrote:
Funny but my platform is still lynching you.

Not a problem.
If what thou hast presented prior is the crux of your platform, then I, shall have no qualms entering this duel.

Walk the 10 paces!

MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:19 GMT
#365
On February 26 2013 09:16 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2013 09:13 ObviousOne wrote:
On February 26 2013 09:12 Promethelax wrote:
On February 26 2013 09:09 MilkSuckler wrote:
On February 26 2013 09:07 Promethelax wrote:
1. Vote for me, vote for RNG. I have a 1 in five shot at lynching scum and it will be hilariously awesome,

You gonna include yourself in that RNG dear


If I am allowed to lynch myself day one. Yes. I believe in true RNG.

Tell us more how you plan to transparently execute your randomly generated mislynch!


I have a plan. It will be random and it may be a mislynch but it may not be. Vote for me, vote for a real RNG. Too often do scum have the ability to push the day one lynch into a townie, not with me as mayor. With me as mayor scum cannot control the lynch.

I just ran an RNG 0-24.

I got #4... Ohh sorry prome....Back to the real scum hunting pl0x

STARSENSES
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:20 GMT
#369
Agreed
##Unvote
##Vote:layabout

Thats the type of insight im talking about!
Lets lynch this scummy duelist
MilkSuckler
Profile Joined February 2013
Swaziland597 Posts
February 26 2013 00:23 GMT
#375
On February 26 2013 09:20 geript wrote:
It looks to me that the best person for mayor is someone who is willing to:
A. put in the time to read the thread
B. both make and evaluate other's cases
C. is unlikely to be an early target for NK
In this regard I would nominate myself as I am more likely to devote more time to reading (both filters and filter in the context of the thread as a whole) than anyone else. Additionally, I am relatively unknown which removes untoward bias for or against me due to previous games as well as making me a more impartial arbiter as it regards established players.

My lynch platform is:
Scum read > hard/impossible to read > null read > town read

## vote geript

How about... "no"
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