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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 11 2012 13:52 GMT
#42
/in!
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 11 2012 22:04 GMT
#45
On March 11 2012 23:04 Bluelightz wrote:
Wassup Hassy :D!


I'm risking it ._.
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 13 2012 12:24 GMT
#65
Getting Drazerk back into Mafia was most definitely a triumph. Requires a note of huge success
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 13 2012 14:04 GMT
#67
I'm claiming that
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 13 2012 14:17 GMT
#71
[11/03/2012 23:28:14] drazerk: btw hassy
[11/03/2012 23:28:17] drazerk: I /in'd
[11/03/2012 23:28:18] drazerk: you owe me
[12/03/2012 00:09:54] Hassan Mahmood: lol
[12/03/2012 00:09:58] Hassan Mahmood: you're so gonna be a medic
[12/03/2012 00:10:08] drazerk: If I am a medic
[12/03/2012 00:10:09] drazerk: I quit
[12/03/2012 00:10:11] drazerk: Actually
[12/03/2012 00:10:15] drazerk: I best request no medic

PROOF
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 13 2012 16:06 GMT
#76
On March 14 2012 00:57 GreYMisT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 13 2012 23:06 flamewheel wrote:
SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO AMERICAN




This prerecorded Message will describe the level of American this testing course is


Woah woah WOAH! The greatest American hero is Ronald Reagan. What the hell
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 19:22:27
March 13 2012 17:58 GMT
#80
On March 14 2012 01:49 GreYMisT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 14 2012 01:06 Hassybaby wrote:
On March 14 2012 00:57 GreYMisT wrote:
On March 13 2012 23:06 flamewheel wrote:
SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO AMERICAN


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiyH4QS8nCk

This prerecorded Message will describe the level of American this testing course is


Woah woah WOAH! The greatest American hero is Ronald Reagan. What the hell


You can't say that word because you aren't American.

Please review the Video tutorial again.


Luckily I have ONE OF THESE IN MY DECK!

[image loading]

In American

EDIT: Aww yeah 5k posts!
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-14 11:04:29
March 14 2012 11:01 GMT
#89


wbg, did you intend to use the great George W Bush as an anagram for your name, or was it an amazing coincidence?
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 14 2012 18:31 GMT
#102
Kurumi, y u no sign?
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 14 2012 21:36 GMT
#106
On March 15 2012 04:31 Drazerk wrote:
I am sure the was one of him fighting a massive enigma...




?
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 15 2012 18:53 GMT
#138
On March 16 2012 02:35 GreYMisT wrote:
Thank you all for signing up for the Aperture Science Liquidia Mandatory Testing Initiative. Testing will begin whenever we feel like it on Saturday, Mar 17 6:00am GMT (GMT+00:00).


Wait, that's 5pm Central right? So it comes to Sunday morning for the inferiors? (non-American)
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 15 2012 21:25 GMT
#150
24 hours to replay Portal 2? I can live with that. While I'm alive that is
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 15 2012 23:16 GMT
#153
BH, if you really work for Goldmans, I should push a policy lynch on yo for TAKIN MA JERB!
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 15 2012 23:58 GMT
#156
....my God....
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 16 2012 00:23 GMT
#164
In 24hours, we face a challenge like we've never seen before. Time travel, mantis men, the odd case of asbestos poisoning; who knows what will be thrown at us. But it comforts me that I know I will be facing it with a brother and a friend.

I salute you BH, lets throw science at the walls here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do.
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 16 2012 00:25 GMT
#165
Unless you're Mafia, in which case I'll happily be the one who pulls the lever on your scummy ass

IF
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 16 2012 14:42 GMT
#195
On March 16 2012 13:29 Lanaia wrote:
I'm baking portal cookies and you don't get any because you're all far away.
glhf I won't be around for a couple hours of after gamestart. Sorry!


I just made Portal cake. It's glorious.

Also, while we're there:
On March 16 2012 17:12 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2012 17:07 Drazerk wrote:
On March 16 2012 15:26 Blazinghand wrote:
On March 16 2012 15:10 sinani206 wrote:
On March 16 2012 14:26 VisceraEyes wrote:
On March 16 2012 13:29 Lanaia wrote:
I'm baking portal cookies and you don't get any because you're all far away.
glhf I won't be around for a couple hours of after gamestart. Sorry!


I'm badgering you all game for reads regardless of my alignment. I'm also giving you my votes regardless of my alignment. What do you think about that?!


scummy scum scum


Day 0: VE claims scum in thread


Day 0 Draz claims medic to protect VE


Day 0 Blazinghand claims dayvig, calls shot on Draz.


Vote this man into the Cave Johnson office role. He's done the most town thing in human history before the game's even started
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 16 2012 20:54 GMT
#202
Spam can be good though. It's easier to slip up with spam, plus massive posts are a bitch to read sometimes
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 17 2012 00:40 GMT
#299
Ok, read up to this point

Firstly, whatever the intentions were, that was still helpful to us with the info we got. At least we have something to work towards now that we know how many are in the sleeper cell. Right now I'm leaning on Drazerk being trigger-happy.

As for Wheatley, there are a few things I wanted to comment on:

- I agree with jayjay about the possibility of a betrayal later on. But at the same time, the post seems to indicate that while he has no control over Day 1 lynch, he might well do later on.
- He has no bodyguards, so whoever gets the position will probably need some level of protection if they don't have it as their role. But I don't think he'll be a target till Day 2
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 17 2012 00:45 GMT
#302
On March 17 2012 09:39 Bluelightz wrote:
Adding to the discussion Should the person that gets elected should claim the power or not? I think that he should claim the powers if its anti-town but im open to other opinions :D.


I'm leaning on a claim of the ability no matter what (unless its forbidden and it's against science.) The two scenarios I see:

It's a bad ability:

- It's claimed, and town know that it shouldn't be used and monitor if it has been or not. If it has, Wheatley dies
- It's not claimed, we know nothing

It's a good ability:

- It's claimed, and town know that it should be used, and makes sure that Wheatley lives to use it. If he doesn't Wheatley dies
- It's not claimed, we still know nothing
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