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wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 23 2012 06:34 GMT
#77
/in

LOL
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 23 2012 20:12 GMT
#139
On February 24 2012 04:24 GreYMisT wrote:
Im going to ask for the ring day one, and derail the thread for 5 pages


Fuck off, that's my job
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 23 2012 23:56 GMT
#147
On February 24 2012 07:13 GreYMisT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2012 05:12 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 24 2012 04:24 GreYMisT wrote:
Im going to ask for the ring day one, and derail the thread for 5 pages


Fuck off, that's my job


Umm, who did it first?

oh thats right me.

+18 Greymist points to myself

nope, I did

cause I actually derailed the thread lul
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 24 2012 21:07 GMT
#184
hi all I'm a townie.

I hope we all have a nice and enjoyable game.
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 01:07 GMT
#316
I already claimed

Also what the fuck why are we voting people for mayor

Vote me for President

Curu you can be my secretary/water bitch/Dick Cheney
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 04:41 GMT
#346
Breaking News Alert


I am running for President.

[image loading]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!

But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.

Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)

Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.

Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.

[image loading]

You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)

I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.

In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.

At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, Jesus President of the United States of America.

Behold:

[image loading]

With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)

God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.

+ Show Spoiler [footnotes] +

(1)Yes, the Christian kind.

(2)Also this guy:


(3)not that kind of excited, you perverts

(4)Unlike the disease of the devil, aka AIDS

(5)It shall also allow you all to guiltlessly continue playing mafia badly

(6)Also your money, since I want to bomb Iraq

(7)FFS never google this phrase

(8)Highly confidential military information finally revealed to the press:
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 04:44 GMT
#348
On February 25 2012 13:42 Ciryandor wrote:
Jackal which lurkers do you think we ought to be poking with an electric cattle prod right now? We already know you want to throw away Nisani for D1, so who else seems bad?


shut up and vote me you libertarian
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 06:02 GMT
#360
On February 25 2012 14:30 Curu wrote:
I'm a very, very powerful blue role. You should put me in office.


so am I
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 10:25 GMT
#366
On February 25 2012 18:13 jaybrundage wrote:
Wow WBG if you become elected what power do you get


no, not WBG. GWB.

I get to bomb countries I don't like and then not actually get tried for crimes on humanity.
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 21:28 GMT
#489
Yo wtf jaybrundage just made a nonsensical threat in PMs:
"you might get nukes so give me your role"

Curu you scumbuddies with this illegal immigrant?

wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 21:29 GMT
#490
*nuked

Fuck autocorrect
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 25 2012 21:42 GMT
#494
On February 26 2012 06:37 VanillaTownie wrote:
Also, the bug must be squashed, he is not good for us. My little friend in Moscow told me


Hi scum.

Why bold this post but none of the others?

wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 01:15 GMT
#542
I will lynch him
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 08:42 GMT
#575
On February 26 2012 17:39 sandroba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2012 01:25 Curu wrote:
Alright guys. I don't know much, but here's what I know:

Jackal is Town.
sandroba is scum.
WBG is scum.

I should be Emperor.

Curu you are stupid as fuck.

wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 08:42 GMT
#576
yo sandro you should vote me
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 12:05 GMT
#591
On February 26 2012 21:03 Forumite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2012 20:22 syllogism wrote:
I guess lynching him is fine but he can only win with mafia if he dies on a specific day, making it rather difficult to meaningfully cooperate with them

He wins by surviving too, so he can win by being useless for all sides. Do you want a useless player around at LYLO?


I often ask that question when I ponder whether or not to try to lynch you.
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 12:38 GMT
#593
I've been lynched a total of twice as town; two weeks ago because my keyboard broke and 4 months ago in a game where I couldn't handle the stupidity of other townies. Namely, I thought you were scum for like 3 days straight and I got lynched because I wanted to kill all the bad townies and mafia ended up letting me.

wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 12:39 GMT
#594
Also if you're actually alive at lylo as town it inherently means you're one of the worst players in the game
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 14:06 GMT
#598
On February 25 2012 23:54 Zephirdd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2012 08:30 GreYMisT wrote:
Zeph if you were given lynch powers would you use them on syll?


Well, based on his first three posts, hell yeah.

Also ##unvote Greymist

##Vote Jackal58

Because God is on Jackal's side and I don't like George W Bush

and my mind is also blown.


This post tells me you're scum

wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
February 26 2012 21:33 GMT
#654
Why the fuck are people calling me scum

Scum campaign = Jackal IMO. if there is one, anyway.
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