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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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[BOyGiRl]ShaRp
Korea (S)1912 Posts
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Veg
Canada2945 Posts
On November 16 2004 10:47 [BOyGiRl]ShaRp wrote: I got bit by a dog on the face and now have 10 stitches yay!!!!! were you making out with the dog prior to the accident or did the dog just leap 6 feet in the air to bite your face? | ||
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[BOyGiRl]ShaRp
Korea (S)1912 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
There's this girl in my class that doesn't have arms, she writes by holding a pen with her mouth etc, I know I'm a bastard and I'll burn in hell forever for thinking that's hilarious. So anyway, my friend and I were walking out of class today and I say something like "Hmm, haven't seen the girl with no arms for a while.." and he's like "Yeah, I was thinking the same thing earlier". Then the follow things happen almost exactly at the same time: - We're walking around a corner - I say "Would be funny if she lost her legs too by walking on a land mine" - The girl walks around the corner from the other side RIGHT as I'm saying that I just bursted out laughing, that was such an absurd coincidence :D | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
You REALLY are gonna burn in hell unless there is no heavon or hell but, that is a different topic >  | ||
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Nal_Testie
Canada1257 Posts
I've crossed lines. But man. >=[ That pisses me off more than anything. | ||
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dronebabo
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
and Testie, like I said, I know I'm an asshole, I can't help it. :O My sense of humor is just seriously fucked up. She didn't know what we were talking about, though, I even doubt she heard what I was saying. | ||
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riPPEy.rH
Finland94 Posts
On November 16 2004 10:57 [BOyGiRl]ShaRp wrote: Its a big ass dog you know the ones really really huge and I mean really reall huge. It didn't leap it just sorta stood up half-way and then bit between my lip and nose. I saw the dog about 2~3 times and played with it a lot..and I thought we were friends hehe. art dog :D just kill the son of a bitch with bare hands. | ||
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[BOyGiRl]ShaRp
Korea (S)1912 Posts
I wasn't even mad at the dog..I like dogs too much | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
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pinbaLL
Sweden1711 Posts
You should be able to laugh at stuff like that  although I feel a bit sad too about the girlEdit: My little story A friend and I were walking around talking this summer (not recent but wtf). Its damn hot and were heading for a little shop to buy cold drinks. Anyway, we see this little chinese woman walking past us, and about one minute later my friend burst out (pretty loud): Ah, fuck, therere so many chinese BITCHES around nowadays! Now, he said with a "funny" voice, and he didnt mean that at all, but the funny part is that another little chinese woman jus walked past us with her child, without my friend seeing her. Man I laughed so bad at that one stomach-ache, I tell ya  | ||
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Nal_Testie
Canada1257 Posts
Well here's a mean thought I had that I found funny. Now that ODB, or Ol' Dirty Bastard has died... I think anyone who was in his will should play the song... "Hey, Dirtay, baby I got your money." | ||
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
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Gp.Lao
Belgium445 Posts
My parents laughed so hard with me for that shit. | ||
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fjfjfjfj
United States32 Posts
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