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Terrans - A Race For Real Men.

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Mentat
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada74 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 12:36:22
April 11 2010 08:29 GMT
#1
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man.

Marines - These bad asses will fight anything. Land, sea, air, bring it the fuck on because if they are in range marines will shoot at it. Not to mention the fact that they are such hard bastards they still use shields in an era where intergalactic space travel is possible.

Marauders - Some marine was sitting around one day chomping down on an MRE when his buddy was like, "Hey Magnus (damn straight he has a manly name like Magnus) I think we need a better way to kill things", so Magnus was like "I agree, strap on some rocket fucking launchers to my arms and I'll start blowing shit up". And he did, and it was good.

Did I mention the fact that marines and marauders are willing to inject themselves with who knows what in order to shoot things faster, at the cost of their own health ! Real men willing to sacrifice

Reapers - These crazy bastards are willing to have giant jets strapped on to their backs so they can jump up and down cliffs. Massive exhaust flames centimeters away from their asses, all while going to fight with nothing more than two hand held pistols and some grenades. JET PACK ON THEIR BACK, WHILE CARRYING GRENADES. When asked about logic reapers were quoted as saying “logic is for casuals”.

Ghosts – If smoking is cool, ghosts go through 4 packs while laying down some love on the Marlboro man’s wife, and mom, at the same time. Remember when EMPs were only available on massive floating science research facilities ? Ghosts were all like “fuck that shit, I’ll carry them”. Nuclear Launch Detected: Nothing is manlier than radioactive devastation.

Hellions – One day a couple of Terrans were driving around the desert in dune buggies, and they decided it would be an awesome idea to attach massive flamethrowers to them so they could burn shit to the ground while hitting some massive jumps. Oh are you trying to mine some minerals? *FWOOOOOM* not anymore.

Medivacs – SUCK ON MY GREEN LASER BITCHES WHILE I FLY AROUND CARRYING SOME TANKS DICKFACE !

Siege Tank – Siege tanks are as manly as it gets. Brace for fucking impact while they blast away at your measly army; and you might think they brace for impact because of the shells they fire off. Little did you know the real reason is to counteract the sheer orgasmic force released when the tank drivers fire off onto the approaching force. Their hardness of their balls is comparable to the surface of a neutron star. Oh yeah…..

Thor – Were you seriously going to question the manliness of a Thor? What is your major malfunction?
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Battlecruisers - Your dad can beat up my dad ? Well Battlecruisers can beat up all dads, everywhere, at the same damn time. They don't need to move fast because they are so damn important people will wait. Sure fire away at me while I charge up my Yamato cannon and BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS.

Terrans: Race of the year - All years.
FezTheCaliph
Profile Joined February 2010
United States492 Posts
April 11 2010 08:32 GMT
#2
Its a shame this will get deleted
It is better to be on hand with ten men then absent with ten thousand
kobbler
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada36 Posts
April 11 2010 08:33 GMT
#3
this post is amazing! lol'd pretty good
0neder
Profile Joined July 2009
United States3733 Posts
April 11 2010 08:34 GMT
#4
Please DON'T DELETE THIS! I love it mods! Please just move it somewhere!
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 11 2010 08:40 GMT
#5
why would it be deleted, quality posts never get deleted -.-v
0neder
Profile Joined July 2009
United States3733 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 08:43:30
April 11 2010 08:43 GMT
#6
On April 11 2010 17:29 Mentat wrote:
JET PACK ON THEIR BACK, WHILE CARRYING GRENADES. When asked about logic reapers were quoted as saying “logic is for casuals”.

One of my favorites!
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 11 2010 08:46 GMT
#7
Good stuff.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
unclean
Profile Joined April 2010
United States8 Posts
April 11 2010 08:46 GMT
#8
Yeah, but the Protoss have crazy space rapists with laser hands.

And that's just their most basic unit.
ColorsOfRainbow
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany354 Posts
April 11 2010 08:50 GMT
#9
best is that thor RLY have arnolds (fake) voice in german version xD
gibb
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden288 Posts
April 11 2010 08:51 GMT
#10
I'm switching to Terran right now!
Manners.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
April 11 2010 08:54 GMT
#11
godamn right.
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
April 11 2010 08:57 GMT
#12
I don't think I'm going T for SC2 but this is pure gold hahaha. Are we going to see some Toss and Zerg counter argument threads?
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
April 11 2010 08:58 GMT
#13
Love this post haha :D
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
April 11 2010 09:01 GMT
#14
Very fun read, I like it. I have never thought about the reapers that way. I hope nobody burnt their asses in the research phase. :D
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
mkay
Profile Joined December 2009
Italy20 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 09:04:22
April 11 2010 09:01 GMT
#15
This is so fuckin true! only the manliest can handle the amount of micro/macro multitasking this race has.

not too mention the box of cubans sittin beside our keyboards!!!1

Oh and only a woman would delete this post.
"C'est à moi que tu parles?" KMK for life
huun
Profile Joined October 2004
Turkey58 Posts
April 11 2010 09:04 GMT
#16
Massive exhaust flames centimeters away from their asses, all while going to fight with nothing more than two hand held pistols and some grenades. JET PACK ON THEIR BACK, WHILE CARRYING GRENADES. When asked about logic reapers were quoted as saying “logic is for casuals”.


rofl. after read this, reapers are the most crazy badass' in my eye.
chocoed
Profile Joined June 2007
United States398 Posts
April 11 2010 09:06 GMT
#17
Reading this made me laugh out loud. Good job, OP!
My life for Aiur!
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
April 11 2010 09:07 GMT
#18
On April 11 2010 18:01 mkay wrote:
Oh and only a woman would delete this post.


LOL.

Nice OP, reminds me of the dota allstars guide someone wrote about Leoric that was all in caps if anyone remembers that
Jimmy Raynor
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
902 Posts
April 11 2010 09:10 GMT
#19
Hey man, Raynor here. You forgot about 'em SCVs, alright? Them boys sitting all day digging minerals all that while in full plate suits, and engines burning fire from their backs.
ComradeDover
Profile Joined November 2009
Bulgaria758 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 09:14:45
April 11 2010 09:12 GMT
#20
The OP speaks truth. :D

EDIT: Although he forgot how manly Vikings are, headbanging while firing when in ground mode and raiding and pillaging when in air mode. Hell, even women driving banshees somehow manage to be manly.

It's real nice to read this thread as opposed to the 9001 other "Serious Discussions" and complain threads.
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