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KvkG
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States65 Posts
December 30 2009 13:52 GMT
#1
With so many future threads lately, why not talk about the future of jacking off?





Basically, it's the next big thing in cybersex technology. You put the thing on your dick and it synchronizes itself to whatever video you're watching so you can simulate the sensation of being fucked by a pornstar

Need I say more?
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 30 2009 14:00 GMT
#2
.....

I'd like to increase my post count.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 30 2009 14:00 GMT
#3
wow
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 30 2009 14:08 GMT
#4
I guarantee you it would feel like fucking a piece of vibrating rubber
KTY
Nadagast
Profile Joined January 2009
United States245 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 14:13:05
December 30 2009 14:12 GMT
#5
Yeah maybe like 100 years in the future this will be advanced enough to be actually good but I bet right now it is bad
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
December 30 2009 14:13 GMT
#6
On December 30 2009 23:08 Xxio wrote:
I guarantee you it would feel like fucking a piece of vibrating rubber

And women never liked that either

oh snap!
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
KvkG
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States65 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 14:14:44
December 30 2009 14:14 GMT
#7
On December 30 2009 23:12 Nadagast wrote:
Yeah maybe like 100 years in the future this will be advanced enough to be actually good but I bet right now it sucks

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France8074 Posts
December 30 2009 14:15 GMT
#8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's so fucking sad.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Abyzou
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden209 Posts
December 30 2009 14:19 GMT
#9
Somehow reminds me of the idea I had for a device you put in your butt that teleported your poop to the waste facility. And another one that teleported your pee there. No more toilets. Also, a device that teleports air into your lungs.
Savior and Jaedong, how come zerg progamers are so awesome?
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
December 30 2009 14:20 GMT
#10
eh, still like the human involved in real sex
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
PobTheCad
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia893 Posts
December 30 2009 14:20 GMT
#11
i'll pass
Once again back is the incredible!
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France8074 Posts
December 30 2009 14:23 GMT
#12
Sometimes we will all have ou little pill to be happy. That will be great: you don't need to think, you don't need to be wise, you don't even need to interact with people. Just buy your pill and enjoy.

Fucking nihilist society. What a hateful time.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 14:25:10
December 30 2009 14:24 GMT
#13
hahaha fuck that! look at the technical specifications:

extremely powerful vacuum
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
December 30 2009 14:27 GMT
#14
...right...
ehh...
that's just creepy imo...
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
December 30 2009 14:29 GMT
#15
i've seen the future

3D porn
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
torm3ntin
Profile Joined October 2009
Brazil2534 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 14:39:25
December 30 2009 14:38 GMT
#16
why everyone looks so hater. let's pretend no one ever masturbated.

It's a nice trade to get rid of your old fashined hand for this.
Grubby and Ret fan, but a TERRAN player :D
keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
December 30 2009 14:39 GMT
#17
I can only imagine how much more stuff would get done if women were obsolete... Productivity would sky rocket.

+ Show Spoiler +
sexism jokes are hilarious
"brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakesman
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 14:42:25
December 30 2009 14:42 GMT
#18
Bring it on, Blade Runner.
화이팅
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
December 30 2009 14:42 GMT
#19
On December 30 2009 23:39 keV. wrote:
I can only imagine how much more stuff would get done if women were obsolete... Productivity would sky rocket.
+ Show Spoiler +
sexism jokes are hilarious


HAHA
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 30 2009 14:42 GMT
#20
introduce this device to countries with overpopulation problems. and make sure they have computers.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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