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She cheats on me!OMG!!

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M2
Profile Joined December 2002
Bulgaria4128 Posts
January 17 2005 18:39 GMT
#1
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
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Knife kitty, night kitty, put you on a slab. Stealthy kitty, hunter kitty, stab stab stab :-)
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 17 2005 18:41 GMT
#2
wtf you are sick man!
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 17 2005 20:50 GMT
#3
LOL
why so 진지해?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28701 Posts
January 18 2005 02:50 GMT
#4
hahahahaha
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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
January 18 2005 04:46 GMT
#5
this really was quite a hilarious post.
ModeratorGodfather
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 19 2005 18:23 GMT
#6
oh
my
god



this was like the funniest thing ive ever read
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 20 2005 07:22 GMT
#7
euro's are weird as fuck.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
July 20 2005 08:33 GMT
#8
I can't believe I missed that thread.
OuT[GG]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada116 Posts
November 02 2005 05:43 GMT
#9
rofl man , thats sooooo funny
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
November 02 2005 11:35 GMT
#10
HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF!
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
November 13 2005 09:21 GMT
#11
easily one of my favorite posts

its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg

and he even said it was true in another thread

wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
December 01 2005 05:40 GMT
#12
M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards

hahaha
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
ssj5
Profile Joined January 2006
Afghanistan10 Posts
January 13 2006 09:00 GMT
#13
What a crack up
You guys crack me up
cuteFayth
Profile Joined January 2006
Canada1167 Posts
February 13 2006 02:48 GMT
#14
Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t
gestasi
Profile Joined November 2005
Germany90 Posts
February 13 2006 03:16 GMT
#15
I cannot believe it
There are 10 kind of people: Those who understand binary and those who do not.
Not_Banned
Profile Joined January 2006
United States158 Posts
February 13 2006 03:30 GMT
#16
This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao
Hot_Bid + FakeSteve[TPR] = Orgasm
Xd2
Profile Joined January 2006
Peru77 Posts
February 13 2006 05:01 GMT
#17
did the dog use condoms?
Dinnin[pG]
Profile Joined June 2005
China70 Posts
February 13 2006 06:19 GMT
#18
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.


OMG ROFLMAO
Life_withoutblue
Profile Joined December 2005
United States12 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 10:32:56
February 15 2006 15:01 GMT
#19
Post Deleted by User.
What do you care about what other people think? - Richard P. Feynman
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
February 16 2006 00:03 GMT
#20
good advice! maybe you can build him a time machine to go back to january 2005
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
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