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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote: You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. ^If this is the case I'm totally for it. | ||
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SwizzY
United States1549 Posts
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speedphlux
Bulgaria962 Posts
What I do is just wipe the main part decent enough and then jump straight under the shower after each visit to the toilet. Usually it doesn't happen so I take a dump outside my home, so it's not a problem. If it does happen however, then it's "Wipe ! Wipe ! Wipe !" until your crack starts hurting pretty much. Oh and I'm definately of the eastern european kind :/ Damn jungle ! It's tricky not to get "monkeys" there. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Who says TL moderators don't have a sense of humor ^^ | ||
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GrapeD
Canada679 Posts
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SuddenlyRain
Australia12 Posts
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CajunMan
United States823 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote: I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off. Those are actually terrible I don't know how anyone gets there ass clean with that I just now have wet shit on my ass. I say shave your ass that's what I do man you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. I don't think those Brazilian wax places give happy endings but never hurts to check otherwise do it yourself. Also Nair can burn might not be the best idea. | ||
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Anacletus
United States733 Posts
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Bandino
United States342 Posts
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flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
wat | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
edit: I read this somewhere^ | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:09 Pholon wrote: Don't wax. Once you get a sweaty crack your cheeks seal up vacuum shut and that's a whole different world of problems. edit: I read this somewhere^ Just gave me an idea. He could invest in a butt plug. Keep it plugged tight for like a week and then let it all out. He can then thoroughly wipe and then his ass will have a whole week to heal up before the next round. | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
It's beyond me why you care so much about your assholes, lol. Now let's all imagine the world without toilet paper. | ||
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FuDDx
United States5015 Posts
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Audemed
United States893 Posts
The Fuck Also, lol. | ||
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
For fucks sake.  | ||
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Psychobabas
2531 Posts
just use water in the shower | ||
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ControlMonkey
Australia3109 Posts
Either that or stop eating altogether and get an artificial stomach. Really those are the only two realistic options. But remember- consult your doctor before undertaking any drastic amateur procedures! | ||
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ChApFoU
France2983 Posts
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