• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 16:13
CEST 22:13
KST 05:13
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview5[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off7[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway132v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature4Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy9
Community News
Weekly Cups (Aug 18-24): herO dethrones MaxPax6Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris35Weekly Cups (Aug 11-17): MaxPax triples again!13Weekly Cups (Aug 4-10): MaxPax wins a triple6SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 195
StarCraft 2
General
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Greatest Players of All Time: 2025 Update BoxeR's Wings Episode 2 - Fan Translation A Eulogy for the Six Pool
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris LiuLi Cup - August 2025 Tournaments $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) Esports World Cup 2025
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies Mutation # 485 Death from Below
Brood War
General
Post ASL20 Ro24 discussion. BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Easiest luckies way to get out of Asl groups BW General Discussion No Rain in ASL20?
Tourneys
Cosmonarchy Pro Showmatches [ASL20] Ro24 Group F [IPSL] CSLAN Review and CSLPRO Reimagined! [ASL20] Ro24 Group E
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Path of Exile Mechabellum Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s) Gtx660 graphics card replacement
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale
Blogs
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
How Culture and Conflict Imp…
TrAiDoS
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
INDEPENDIENTE LA CTM
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1186 users

The Unofficial TeamLiquid Thread Hall of Fame - Page 6

Forum Index > TL Community
Post a Reply
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
June 13 2010 23:55 GMT
#101
Bumping to ask...

Anyone remember that thread with those mock magazine covers for SC/progaming? Those were amazing, really want to add those.

Also, added "Tasteless this is your mother" and "Need Help plz"
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-14 00:00:55
June 13 2010 23:58 GMT
#102
cooooool OP

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107880&currentpage=2#30

should probably be in there somewhere
✌
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
June 14 2010 00:10 GMT
#103
On June 14 2010 08:58 JWD wrote:
cooooool OP

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107880&currentpage=2#30

should probably be in there somewhere


Thanks.

Added.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
June 14 2010 00:12 GMT
#104
DAY[9] HAS JUST DELETED HIS AIRPLANE STORY

LYNCH HIM
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
June 14 2010 00:14 GMT
#105
It's still available, but I'm not linking it in fear that he might dodge that as well.

Just in case; the most amazing story ever written:

+ Show Spoiler +
WTF i get caught jacking off all the time

i'm not unlucky, its just standard probability. i beat off alot. seriously, i beat off like if i keep doing it, i'm gonna win something. its only natural people will stumble in eventually

FOR EXAMPLE

so i'm on this direct flight from claremont (my college town) back to kansas city (my home town) for winter break. since its a direct 3 hour flight, its too short for them to have "in flight entertainment," but its so long that i'm gonna be bored out of my god damn mind. so, of course, i'm like "i guess i'm beating off like 5 times during this flight."

its one of those small sized slingshot airplanes that goes really fast but is really unstable and has one tiny ass cramped aisle. so i'm sitting in my anorexic bucket seat w/ my shitty peanuts waiting for the plane to hit a high enough altitude when i finally hear: *ding* "this is your captain speaking, we have reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, you are now free to move about the cabin." "bink success!" i think to myself, "the time is right." of course i don't rush to the bathroom, no need for that. why not give myself a little tease. i gently, slowly unbuckle my seatbelt. I stand up, and stretch a little bit. I take a nice slow, leisurely walk to the bathroom at the back of the plane. masturbation this good deserves foreplay of its own.

i get to the bathroom, close the door, and sliiiiiide my pants on down and start working myself. oh holy LORD it's amazing. i mean, i don't know if you know this or not, but i am REALLY good at masturbating. I'm in a 2 square foot, dimly lit bathroom, but i feel so good my back is arching and my foot is cramping and i'm nearly ready to start screaming my own name.

then suddenly, TURBULENCE. AGH SHIT. I HATE turbulence. It's not that it makes me feel sick or nauseated. turbulence makes me feel like i'm about to die. So i'm trying to jack off, and suddenly the jerk in the plane floods my body w/ adrenaline and i grab the handle in the bathroom and i'm like "OH SHIT."

do you know how hard it is to cum when you feel like you're about to die??? I mean seriously, imagine jacking off while there's a guy w/ a loaded gun to your head and he's screaming "C'MON CUM YOU PUSSY, DO IT CUM." You'd be shivering w/ eyes closed, tears streaming down your face as you sputter through little snot bubbles just BEGGING your dick to come. "please cum!!!" you'd weep "i wanna cum soooo bad!!!!!"

so there i am trying to think of every dirty thing possible so i can finally orgasm, but all that's going through my mind is "god i need to reconcile with my dad and tell my brother i love him" etc etc and while i'm distracted in a mess of standard pre-death thoughts, i don't realize that i'm about to cum.

HOLY FUCK i say as i fumble and try to grab some kleenex from the box on the counter. however, in my stuttered panic, i just knock the kleenex box over, hit the "stewardess help button," and i cum directly onto the floor. still in a state of panic i'm like FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED TO TURN THIS BUTTON OFF so of course i (geniusly) press it like 5 more times trying to turn this off. Naturally, the button just goes *ding ding ding ding*, making my situation seem all the more urgent, and i can hear the stewardess rushing to the door since i appear to be in desperate need of help.

"FOCUS SEAN FOCUS," i think, "I NEED TO HIDE MY DICK." so, (this is genius) i pick up the kleenex box from the floor, pull out 5 pieces of tissue, and i just lay them on top of my erection... so it looks kinda like a little dick tent. so, the stewardess, responding to my urgent spams of the "stewardess help button" proceeds to open the bathroom door just like i knew she was going to. She looks on the ground to see my epic protein stain, looks up at my glorious dicktent, and then you know what happens?? we make eye contact.

so she's looking at me, and i'm looking at her and in general i dislike awkward silences. however, this was an all KINDS of awkward silence, so i figured it was necessary to say something. so, i did the best i could. i look her right in the eye and say "... it is what it is..."

???? why did i say that???? what a stupid thing to say... well... i guess it's hard in that situation to "play it off cool." i can't be like "hey i know smoking isn't allowed on the plane, so do you have a stick of gum??"

so she shuts the door, and i clean myself up and spend another 3 minutes trying to clean up the mass of cum on the floor. even though i did a pretty good job, its damn hard to get that shine out of the laminate flooring. i'm finally done, so i open up the bathroom door to see a line of 10 or so people that's been building up since i went into the bathroom like 20 minutes ago (again, it took my a while since its difficult to cum when you think you're about to die). I get to look across the line of all of em, and say the only sensible thing i can think of:

"for those of you going to use the bathroom, i'd make sure you're wearing shoes."
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 14 2010 00:20 GMT
#106
One of the very best OPs ever, imo.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=66695

Also look for Inc's 15 different replies in the thread.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
June 14 2010 01:04 GMT
#107
oh crap.... my masterbation stories are on here...
How does food become poo?
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 14 2010 07:10 GMT
#108
the bear story i posted is there too : )
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
June 14 2010 08:16 GMT
#109
the way to make pasta turns out to be quite hilarious

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100952
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
June 30 2010 09:03 GMT
#110
You guys forget the Hot_Bid I DREAM OF YOU thread. Epic. Not to mention the Translators' Strike
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
July 01 2010 19:44 GMT
#111
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80284

kolll wrote:
it's very bad. for example me.. i play sc for 5months and reached in my first season iccup b- and im c+ right now so it's gotta be pretty bad to be at d+ lvl after 1year
Writer
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
July 01 2010 19:53 GMT
#112
On June 30 2010 18:03 Ciryandor wrote:
You guys forget the Hot_Bid I DREAM OF YOU thread. Epic. Not to mention the Translators' Strike


ouh, I dont think that threads made in the last week qualify for the epic and eternal TL hall of fame
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 01 2010 22:59 GMT
#113
On June 30 2010 18:03 Ciryandor wrote:
You guys forget the Hot_Bid I DREAM OF YOU thread. Epic. Not to mention the Translators' Strike

Two very excellent ideas. Will add by the end of the night, but I'm off to dinner!
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
July 01 2010 23:26 GMT
#114
On April 15 2007 13:36 Chill wrote:
Idra Skew and Artosis are basically the same person. Funny that they're all in a clan together!

Edit: Just reread this. I doubt anyone will read this now, but this comment did not come across at all how it was intended. When I think of Idra/Artosis/Skew playing Starcraft, they all have the exact same style. FE and sit around, then get a third base and roll out with a 160 blob. Nothing wrong with that, it sure raped me, but that's all I ever see. All 3 also usually get really frustrated when they lose.

HOWEVER, I should say for the last 2 years Idra is generally a huge dick to me. Artosis has always been nice for the past 4 years I've played him. I've never played or talked to Skew. So that distinction should be clear despite their play styles all being so similar.


it's amazing how this description of Idra and Artosis is still 100% accurate for Starcraft 2.
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
Bob300
Profile Joined April 2010
United States505 Posts
July 01 2010 23:41 GMT
#115
I love this thread, it should be stickied and updated.
NYC Suburbs --- College Freshman --- Season 1 - Drone Whiskey
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 01 2010 23:42 GMT
#116
On July 02 2010 08:26 101TFP wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2007 13:36 Chill wrote:
Idra Skew and Artosis are basically the same person. Funny that they're all in a clan together!

Edit: Just reread this. I doubt anyone will read this now, but this comment did not come across at all how it was intended. When I think of Idra/Artosis/Skew playing Starcraft, they all have the exact same style. FE and sit around, then get a third base and roll out with a 160 blob. Nothing wrong with that, it sure raped me, but that's all I ever see. All 3 also usually get really frustrated when they lose.

HOWEVER, I should say for the last 2 years Idra is generally a huge dick to me. Artosis has always been nice for the past 4 years I've played him. I've never played or talked to Skew. So that distinction should be clear despite their play styles all being so similar.


it's amazing how this description of Idra and Artosis is still 100% accurate for Starcraft 2.


Were you not around for BW? Of course, they've always played like this, no one was surprised to see they did the same in SC2.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
July 01 2010 23:46 GMT
#117
Add the Bel Air troll.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
July 02 2010 01:41 GMT
#118
Own pokemon adventure

This is becoming really good and fun!
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
July 02 2010 01:54 GMT
#119
mostly crap threads posted in that op so far imo. Threads that go into hall of fame should be more than just a tl meme origin, but anyway, thats just me. With that in mind you should put TL gallery in that op.
The artist formerly known as Starparty
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 02 2010 12:53 GMT
#120
On April 13 2010 05:44 Kennigit wrote:
A personal favorite ~_~ - my first thread on teamliquid.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45486


Ahhh your post is already a few months old, can't imagine how I missed it (lame excuse school yadayada)

This, sir, is why I love TL too! Props on epic.
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
[BSL 2025] Weekly
18:00
#12
ZZZero.O64
LiquipediaDiscussion
Maestros of the Game
16:00
Round of 24 Preliminary Stage
Rogue vs MaNaLIVE!
ComeBackTV 1011
IndyStarCraft 275
SteadfastSC255
CranKy Ducklings244
CosmosSc2 69
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
IndyStarCraft 275
SteadfastSC 255
BRAT_OK 101
CosmosSc2 69
JuggernautJason43
Livibee 32
Nathanias 23
StarCraft: Brood War
Bisu 1045
EffOrt 732
Shuttle 372
Soulkey 179
sSak 152
firebathero 150
TY 83
ZZZero.O 64
Bale 6
Dota 2
capcasts41
Counter-Strike
fl0m3515
Stewie2K371
flusha91
Other Games
summit1g9098
Gorgc2243
FrodaN2094
Grubby1883
qojqva1077
Hui .210
KnowMe101
Trikslyr61
MindelVK22
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1017
StarCraft 2
angryscii 24
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 21 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• printf 67
• davetesta18
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki16
• HerbMon 13
• iopq 1
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 4627
• masondota21438
• Ler39
League of Legends
• Doublelift1850
Counter-Strike
• imaqtpie852
Other Games
• Shiphtur144
Upcoming Events
SC Evo League
15h 48m
Maestros of the Game
19h 48m
SHIN vs Creator
Astrea vs Lambo
Bunny vs SKillous
HeRoMaRinE vs TriGGeR
BSL Team Wars
22h 48m
Team Bonyth vs Team Sziky
BSL Team Wars
22h 48m
Team Dewalt vs Team Sziky
Afreeca Starleague
1d 13h
Soulkey vs BeSt
Snow vs Light
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 19h
Replay Cast
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
PiGosaur Monday
3 days
LiuLi Cup
3 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
4 days
The PondCast
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
Maru vs SHIN
MaNa vs MaxPax
RSL Revival
5 days
Reynor vs Astrea
Classic vs sOs
BSL Team Wars
5 days
Team Bonyth vs Team Dewalt
CranKy Ducklings
6 days
RSL Revival
6 days
GuMiho vs Cham
ByuN vs TriGGeR
Cosmonarchy
6 days
TriGGeR vs YoungYakov
YoungYakov vs HonMonO
HonMonO vs TriGGeR
[BSL 2025] Weekly
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS1
WardiTV Summer 2025
HCC Europe

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20
CSL Season 18: Qualifier 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
Sisters' Call Cup
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
EC S1
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
Skyesports Masters 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.