EPT[WCS AM] RO32 Group D Premier Season 2 2013 - Page 30
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sparklyresidue
United States5522 Posts
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m0ck
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:04 Shellshock1122 wrote: 0:00  puCK spawns in the bottom left MacSed spawns in the top right1:40 gateway first for both players 2:00 gas for puCK double gas for MacSed cybernetics core for both players 3:00 2nd gas for puCK 2nd gate for both players stalker for both players 4:00 MSC for puCK MSC for MacSed Twilight council for puCK 2 more stalkers for MacSed 3rd gate for MacSed 2 more stalkers for puCK 5:00 MacSed kills off puCK's scouting probe 3rd gate for puCK blink research started for puCK another probe of puCK is picked off puCK comes out to meet the stalkers of MacSed timewarp on the stalkers of puCK puCK escapes without losses | ||
stuchiu
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:01 AgentW wrote: How so? Seems pretty straightforward to me. And by all means, please do. It starts with the fact that in 1776 America won freedom from European domination by allying itself with another part of Europe. This plays up the fact that most Americans have no idea about history or geography and the parody of that. Then the next joke double downs on that parody with mistaking Leif Eriksson for an Englishman and marrying that to a holiday about getting food from Native Americans and slaughtering them afterwards. The third joke compounds that three fold at the ridiculous imagery of Benjamin Franklin and Qianlong playing a game invented 150 years after their death, thus securing China's aide in a battle that happened 10 years before Beer pong was invented. And China wasn't even in the battle. | ||
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:08 Shellshock1122 wrote: 1:40 gateway first for both players 2:00 gas for puCK double gas for MacSed cybernetics core for both players 3:00 2nd gas for puCK 2nd gate for both players stalker for both players 4:00 MSC for puCK MSC for MacSed Twilight council for puCK 2 more stalkers for MacSed 3rd gate for MacSed 2 more stalkers for puCK 5:00 MacSed kills off puCK's scouting probe 3rd gate for puCK blink research started for puCK another probe of puCK is picked off puCK comes out to meet the stalkers of MacSed timewarp on the stalkers of puCK puCK escapes without losses 6:00 puCK has to use a timewarp to escape and now cant use overcharge stalkers and MSC of MacSed in the main of puCK puCK loses a pylon and is supply blocked probes in the main are pulled pylons finish in the main of puCK for MacSed probe surround on the stalkers of MacSed 7:00 P 22 vs M 32 MacSed kills off a bunch of workers only 2 gates powered for puCK robo for MacSed MacSed is ahead 24 to 14 in workers Macsed moves back into the main of puCK but then changes his mind and backs off 8:00 P 27 vs M 42 Nexus for MacSed observer for MacSed 9:00 P 33 vs M 48 immortal started for MacSed puCK sends his stalkers across the map and reveals blink to retreat MSC rebuilt for puCK nexus for puCK 2nd immortal for MacSed 10:00 P 41 vs M 59 robo for puCK another gate for Macsed dark shrine for puCK another immortal for MacSed | ||
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:11 Shellshock1122 wrote: 6:00 puCK has to use a timewarp to escape and now cant use overcharge stalkers and MSC of MacSed in the main of puCK puCK loses a pylon and is supply blocked probes in the main are pulled pylons finish in the main of puCK for MacSed probe surround on the stalkers of MacSed 7:00 P 22 vs M 32 MacSed kills off a bunch of workers only 2 gates powered for puCK robo for MacSed MacSed is ahead 24 to 14 in workers Macsed moves back into the main of puCK but then changes his mind and backs off 8:00 P 27 vs M 42 Nexus for MacSed observer for MacSed 9:00 P 33 vs M 48 immortal started for MacSed puCK sends his stalkers across the map and reveals blink to retreat MSC rebuilt for puCK nexus for puCK 2nd immortal for MacSed 10:00 P 41 vs M 59 robo for puCK another gate for Macsed dark shrine for puCK another immortal for MacSed 11:00 P 46 vs M 68 puCK cancels his dark shrine as the observer spots it I was wrong and meant that MacSed rebuilt his MSC puCK has no MSC macsed moving across the map Robo bay for MacSed puCK sees the army and ggs! MacSed ties it up 1-1! | ||
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
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AgentW
United States7725 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:10 stuchiu wrote: It starts with the fact that in 1776 America won freedom from European domination by allying itself with another part of Europe. This plays up the fact that most Americans have no idea about history or geography and the parody of that. Then the next joke double downs on that parody with mistaking Leif Eriksson for an Englishman and marrying that to a holiday about getting food from Native Americans and slaughtering them afterwards. The third joke compounds that three fold at the ridiculous imagery of Benjamin Franklin and Qianlong playing a game invented 150 years after their death, thus securing China's aide in a battle that happened 10 years before Beer pong was invented. And China wasn't even in the battle. I thought you were just talking about the last one lol. My joke about Leif Eriksson was actually in reference to Snute and the Thanksgiving part was just thrown in as a joke about messing up the history. | ||
lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:10 stuchiu wrote: It starts with the fact that in 1776 America won freedom from European domination by allying itself with another part of Europe. This plays up the fact that most Americans have no idea about history or geography and the parody of that. Then the next joke double downs on that parody with mistaking Leif Eriksson for an Englishman and marrying that to a holiday about getting food from Native Americans and slaughtering them afterwards. The third joke compounds that three fold at the ridiculous imagery of Benjamin Franklin and Qianlong playing a game invented 150 years after their death, thus securing China's aide in a battle that happened 10 years before Beer pong was invented. And China wasn't even in the battle. China is really good at pingpong though I'm sure he'd pick it up really quickly | ||
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JacobShock
Denmark2485 Posts
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
0:00 puCK spawns in the top left MacSed spawns in the bottom right | ||
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Bagration
United States18282 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:13 lichter wrote: China is really good at pingpong though I'm sure he'd pick it up really quickly Qianlong probably got some sick Asian glow though. After a few shots he was probably as Red as Mao | ||
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m0ck
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Nebuchad
Switzerland11933 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:10 stuchiu wrote: It starts with the fact that in 1776 America won freedom from European domination by allying itself with another part of Europe. This plays up the fact that most Americans have no idea about history or geography and the parody of that. Then the next joke double downs on that parody with mistaking Leif Eriksson for an Englishman and marrying that to a holiday about getting food from Native Americans and slaughtering them afterwards. The third joke compounds that three fold at the ridiculous imagery of Benjamin Franklin and Qianlong playing a game invented 150 years after their death, thus securing China's aide in a battle that happened 10 years before Beer pong was invented. And China wasn't even in the battle. Hey, that's play-by-play. We want more analysis in our jokecasting. | ||
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lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:15 Bagration wrote: Qianlong probably got some sick Asian glow though. After a few shots he was probably as Red as Mao Not if he is pale from lead poisoning | ||
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Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
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Bagration
United States18282 Posts
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lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
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Shellshock
United States97275 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:15 Shellshock1122 wrote: 0:00 puCK spawns in the top left MacSed spawns in the bottom right1:40 gateway first for both players 2:00 gas for puCK double gas for MacSed proxy pylon from MacSed on the left side of the map cybernetics core for both players 3:00 2nd gas for puCK puCK sending out a probe scout 2nd gate from puCK proxy stargate from MacSed puCK scouts the main of MacSed and sees only 1 pylon MSC for MacSed 4:00 stalker on the way for puCK MSC for puCK 2 more stalkers for puCK probe scout is finally killed by MacSed oracle for MacSed stalker of puCK barely misses scouting the proxy stargate 5:00 twilight council for MacSed another gate for Macsed more stalkers for puCK 3rd gate for MacSed twilight council for puCK MSC of puCK sees the oracle coming oracle of MacSed falls with 1 probe killed | ||
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AgentW
United States7725 Posts
On July 24 2013 11:18 lichter wrote: Ouch that scout was 1 inch away Why even walk over there if you're not going to check the obvious proxy location? No one's going to throw it out in the open, it's going to be behind the minerals! EDIT: Oh, please let this fail. | ||
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