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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 22 2007 10:30 GMT
#21
buy a tazer and zap them
why so 진지해?
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2450 Posts
May 22 2007 10:32 GMT
#22
On May 22 2007 19:26 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:17 QuietIdiot wrote:
Ask rpf.

But nah, I had a run-in with some stereotypical black muggers. They were calling me chink and shit and I got mad. Some guy squinted his eyes and starting saying ching chong wah mother fucker, and saying shit like give me your cash before we beat your tiny ass dick down. I beat all 5 of them up. It was a long hard struggle, but I managed to break free with minor bruises. I felt proud, to take on so many and overcome so much. Too bad they were 6th graders. I felt ashamed for someone nearly 6 years older and nearly a feet taller them had to do that. But those bitches deserved it ;/

A real mugging event I saw was when I saw my friends bike get stolen by a gang of hispanics when I was in elementary school. Took his gameboy and pokemon cards. We were damn pissed off and ever since we had an irrational hate for hispanics up until HS.


WTF. You beat up little kids because they called you names? WTF?!


"saying shit like give me your cash before we beat your tiny ass dick down."
--if little kids talk shit and straight up disrespect elders, why shouldnt they get a beating?


Ive never been mugged but ive gotten advice to have a fake wallet (usually when traveling to another country) with cash and stupid cards in it.
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
May 22 2007 10:37 GMT
#23
because they're little kids and you shouldn't give a fuck what they have to say
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
May 22 2007 10:37 GMT
#24
I've been mugged before. Most of them are people who have no idea how to fight anyways. But yeah, ignoring them until they force you to pay attention is generally a decent idea because they seek to catch you off-guard after asking you a question.
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:41:52
May 22 2007 10:41 GMT
#25
Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me.

Anyways, inferno, I don't know what the laws are in Canada, but look them up, or sit down with a lawyer and go over them. You want to know what amount of force you're allowed to use to defend yourself under what circumstances, as well as what you can use to defend yourself with.

When you get mugged, there are a few possible outcomes.

You can either (A) give the mugger your money, or (A) not give the mugger your money, and defend yourself using force. In either situation, you have the ability to (a) succeed or (b) fail.

In situation "Aa," you give the mugger your money, and you go home in one piece. In situation "Ab," you give the mugger your money, and you go home in a box. In situation "Ba," you defend yourself, you go home in one piece, but the mugger goes home in a box. In situation "Bb," you still go home in a box.

In three out of the four possible outcomes, someone dies. In two out of the four outcomes, you die.

So, what would I do? I don't know. It depends.

I'd recommend that you do some research into all applicable laws, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to do some research into concealed weapon carry. In my state, it's legal to carry a concealed weapon (some require proper licensing, others don't).
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
May 22 2007 10:43 GMT
#26
On May 22 2007 19:41 rpf wrote:
Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me.

what the fuck are you talking about
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
May 22 2007 10:44 GMT
#27
You can PM me if you want to give me shit. It doesn't belong in this thread.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
May 22 2007 10:45 GMT
#28
On May 22 2007 19:37 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
because they're little kids and you shouldn't give a fuck what they have to say

True, I was stupid and overly-sensitive back then. A lack of maturity indeed
Can you guys all stop quoting my story and delete your posts.I would appreciate it thx. It will divert the OPs main idea, I don't want my indirect trolling to fuck up another one T_T.
MiLktoast
Profile Joined June 2006
United States257 Posts
May 22 2007 10:46 GMT
#29
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Uhh, yeah, what Rekrul said. Unless you're quite a bit bigger than them, they're probably not going to be so lenient.

Best way to preempt such an attack, in my opinion, would be to join the Marines. It's always the ex-Marines that you hear about fucking up the muggers.

That 70 year old man who broke a mugger's neck on a train or something? Ex-marine.

That guy who was getting mugged in a Hispanic country who killed the mugger with his bare hands? Ex-marine.

Pretty sure both of these were posted here on TL.net.

If you're not a huge motherfucker or a Marine/ex-Marine, then just haul ass or stay the fuck away from them if possible.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 22 2007 10:48 GMT
#30
Or you could learn how to fight without going to Iraq...
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:58:55
May 22 2007 10:58 GMT
#31
i remember me and my friend nearly got mugged on the street in plain daylight
the guy just put a knife to my friends neck and said to give him my money or she would "die"
i just ran and yelled and waved my hands around and cops stormed out of the fucking blue and chased him down a street


that's probably the only time you'll ever get away with that, nvm
iNFeRnO
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada254 Posts
May 22 2007 11:00 GMT
#32
On May 22 2007 19:46 MiLktoast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Uhh, yeah, what Rekrul said. Unless you're quite a bit bigger than them, they're probably not going to be so lenient.

Best way to preempt such an attack, in my opinion, would be to join the Marines. It's always the ex-Marines that you hear about fucking up the muggers.

That 70 year old man who broke a mugger's neck on a train or something? Ex-marine.

That guy who was getting mugged in a Hispanic country who killed the mugger with his bare hands? Ex-marine.

Pretty sure both of these were posted here on TL.net.

If you're not a huge motherfucker or a Marine/ex-Marine, then just haul ass or stay the fuck away from them if possible.


eh, me and my friend spar with bokken sometimes, but i cant carry that shit to school. so i can either call the cops after i get mugged, or i can beat the shit outta them after i grab my bokken from my place.
you know what'd be funny? a friend of mine owns a few airsoft guns, i should go to his place and borrow his mp5pdw and put in my bag, when i get home and see those guys again pull it out and they be running
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 22 2007 11:05 GMT
#33
On May 22 2007 19:30 Rekrul wrote:
buy a tazer and zap them

Yeah. My friend works at a security store and my brother bought a tazer off of him after visiting once... the thing is scary as hell. One million volts and makes a hell of a noise if you just turn it. Would scare anyone away.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 11:11:54
May 22 2007 11:10 GMT
#34
On May 22 2007 19:21 Rekrul wrote:
lol yeah i have a sick habit of always walking holding onto my wallet in my pants if the pockets are loose though, just out of paranoia, even if im drunk

and EVERY time i get out of a cab i always check for phone/wallet

wtf i do that shit too, even when my pockets aren't loose.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
mistapooh
Profile Joined March 2007
United States376 Posts
May 22 2007 11:13 GMT
#35
I have a small 7 inch knife that I sometime carry with me. My friend keeps a C02 gun with him in the car and at his house. You would think it wouldn't take someone out, but it shoots through dry wall and can penetrate a phone books no problem. These two options are cheap and you only need to be 18 to own one, but it's illegal to have them out or concealed in most places.

I think going the tazer path is the best. I would never want to stab someone unless it's a life or death situation > <.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 11:21:57
May 22 2007 11:21 GMT
#36
From the knife thread:
On March 12 2006 18:28 FireBlast! wrote:
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"

ROFLMAO
hahahahhaa genius!!
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
May 22 2007 11:41 GMT
#37
It was 8th grade. It was all my fault really. I gave my watch to this dude so he could bask in the glory of my $100 watch. I went back to talking to my friends and completely forgot about my watch. He just walked away. By the time I realized what had happened, I was already in my bus going home.

The next day, I saw him in class and asked him what he did with my watch. He said, "I don't have it. I gave it back to you!" I knew he was lying and I was thinking of fighting him even though he's a fucking football player & wrestler. To my great relief and enjoyment. The idiot wore the watch the next class we had together. I confronted him and he asked me if he could buy it for $5. I just said, "Fuck you", got my watch back and went my way.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
May 22 2007 11:41 GMT
#38
I was leaving a bank at night and i saw 3 "thugged out" black guys coming in. Just from the way they looked I thought they might try some shit so i prepared myself for a fight. But when I walked past them, ! of the guys said "Hiey man" and it turned out to be my friends. I said hi back and felt kinda dumb. uuhwell...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
May 22 2007 11:44 GMT
#39
Pepper Spray yo!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 12:03:49
May 22 2007 12:02 GMT
#40
[hero story]
You know those guys you see in bus/train stations who "just got out of jail, just need a couple bucks"....yeah we'll about 6 months i was taking the bus from montreal to toronto and this asshole started pestering this girl in front of me in the line up waiting for the bus, and all of a sudden he grabs her purse and starts to run...i've done alot of close quarter combat training and shit with military/school and out of reflex i fucking palm struck the mother fucker right in the jaw as he tried to jump past me...his mouth had been open...6lbs of force in the jaw and you can knock someone out...he was down for the count (and i feel like carlodajin with all these ...s).

I was gonna ask her for sex as payment but then her boyfriend showed up >.< with food for her (he has been at the fucking snack stand)...last time i help women pfff
[/hero story]

I always carry around at the very least a knife/nail/something i can use as a weapon "just incase"
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