EPTMuggers, what would you do? - Page 3
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dronefromhell
Canada199 Posts
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
On May 22 2007 19:27 Empyrean wrote: I totally read this topic as "Muggles, what would you do?" I deserve to be shot  Cast expelliarmus and wingardio leviosa Anyway, I feel like I've never even come close to being in a dangerous situation before. College campus is so safe so nothing ever happens that it's kinda boring sometimes. | ||
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HungerForMore
Afghanistan420 Posts
Fuckers aint gonna stab me or some shit. | ||
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geometryb
United States1249 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On May 22 2007 21:36 travis wrote: i would transform my arms into giant stone arms and crush the fools into the earth hmm this is a good idea | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote: I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do. Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with.. Got any experience to share? Thats probably far from the smartest thing to you. "Oh no, hes not responding to us; dont mug!" No, you can turn your back on them and let them knock the shit out of you while they swipe that mp3 player youre so bravely blasting. Theres a difference between being brave, and being stupid. Next time avoid them or call the cops, instead of thinking that your balls will save your ass. | ||
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
Be fast, and never ever look like you have any money. | ||
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McBeef
Australia64 Posts
On May 22 2007 19:30 Rekrul wrote: buy a | ||
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pyrogenetix
United Arab Emirates5090 Posts
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?" god damnit this shit is funny loled so hard | ||
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cxz4sho
United States132 Posts
In retrospect, that was probably the dumbest move, evar. | ||
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BaconatedGrapefruit
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Storchen
Sweden4385 Posts
First they tried to sell us some weed, when we declined they pulled up small bat and "kindly" asked us to give them our money. I gave them my cigarettes, said "here you go, dra åt helvete" (fuck off in swedish) then kept on walking.. No biggie. My friends got away without giving them anything aswell. | ||
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule: Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet. However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away. These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
and Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me. how could anyone NOT bring that up? lol It is the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread;o | ||
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Shiva_Chandra
Denmark341 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Translating to english: unless you're absolutely sure when and how you're going to use it, don't even think about carrying a weapon. | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36362 Posts
i almost wish someone would try so i can pwn them | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
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