[Stream] LzGaMeR

For those of you who weren't able to make it because of the max for the live stream, or for those who would like to know what to expect from these events, here is the full chat from tonight's games.

02:45 jiji : jake and amir
02:45 jake sucks : oh there we go
02:45 Tinithor : Hai thar
02:45 Yaqoob : YOUR A GAY FISH
02:45 Omega : Doesnt really work when you type it
02:45 Yaqoob : OMG HAHA
02:45 jake sucks : I'M LITERATE AGAIN
02:45 k : LOLOLOL
02:45 Yaqoob : lol
02:45 Tinithor : I wonder if i pick a really *** color
02:45 machine_the_clown : LOL
02:45 Tinithor : then maybe
02:45 Diggitysc : what are you a gayfish?
02:45 Tinithor : i'll hurt someones eyes
02:45 scererer : cool storm your own zealots
02:45 Yaqoob : ive listen to that song at the end of the south park episode
02:46 scererer : nice
02:46 Yaqoob : like 10 times
02:46 Tinithor : trying to read my shi
02:46 jake sucks : BLUE ISN'T A GOOD COLOR TO USE
02:46 scererer : he killed 0 units
02:46 asdf4444 : GOOD LUCK TO READ THIS
02:46 machine_the_clown changed their nickname to TheRock.
02:46 TheRock : whos playing?
02:46 scererer : 2 newbies
02:46 Yaqoob : triple H
02:46 TheRock : IT DOESN'T MATTER
02:46 jake sucks : IT'S *** JAEDONG AND *** BISU
02:46 Diggitysc : LOL
02:46 Yaqoob : and the rock
02:46 asdf4444 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:46 asdf4444 : I AM A GAY
02:46 Tinithor : ME TOO
02:46 asdf4444 : PURPLE RUZL
02:46 jake sucks : INDEED YOU ARE AWDSF4444
02:46 Yaqoob : I'm a gay fish yo
02:46 Tinithor : LETS ALL BE GAY TOGETHER
02:46 jiji : /nickname ***
02:46 asdf4444 : GLUG GLUG GIMME SOME ***
02:46 asdf4444 : IM A GAY FISH
02:46 jiji : aw
02:46 Yaqoob : lol
02:47 jake sucks : /NICKNAME GAY FA6
02:47 jake sucks : /nickname gay fa9
02:47 Tinithor : I voted no on prop 8
02:47 jiji changed their nickname to fuck.
02:47 asdf4444 changed their nickname to NUMBER 1 TOP GAY.
02:47 fuck : <
02:47 Diggitysc : /nick MrWest
02:47 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : NOW ITS ME FOREVER
02:47 Yaqoob : lol
02:47 jake sucks : /nick f u c k
02:47 Tinithor : Pink is a man's color
02:47 Omega changed their nickname to Omega.
02:47 moletrap changed their nickname to moletrap.
02:48 fuck changed their nickname to changed their nickna.
02:48 Diggitysc : /nick moletrap
02:48 Tinithor : Are there any gay people on Dancing with the stars?
02:48 Yaqoob : /nick moletrap #2
02:48 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : U GUYS ARE STUPID
02:48 Diggitysc changed their nickname to moIetrap.
02:48 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : SEE WHER IT SAYS NICKNAME AT THE BOTTOM
02:48 Omega : There ya go
02:48 Tinithor : ORLY?
02:48 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : CLICK THERE
02:48 jake sucks : lmao~~
02:48 jake sucks : LMAO~~
02:48 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
02:48 Tinithor : WHATS EVERYOn'ES FavoRITe ANiymaL!
02:48 changed their nickna changed their nickname to jiji.
02:49 Yaqoob : A GAY FISH
02:49 Tinithor : TELl ME
02:49 Yaqoob : thats mine
02:49 1 : wtf is going on here^^
02:49 Omega : Ultralisk
02:49 Tinithor : i like to fish for gays also
02:49 Tinithor : ultrafish?
02:49 scererer : i really cant tell
02:49 TheRock : lol rape
02:49 scererer : who's worse
02:49 scererer : the toss or zerg
02:49 TheRock : artosis
02:49 jake sucks changed their nickname to I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE.
02:49 Tinithor : I BEAT MY MEAT
02:49 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : HI GYUS WAHTS UP
02:49 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : HI IM NUMBER 1 TOP GAY
02:50 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : THIS CHAT IS DEGRADING INTO CLAN X17 CHAT
02:50 k : NM
02:50 k : feeling strong?
02:50 Yaqoob : lol
02:50 Tinithor : HOW DO YOU BECOME THE NUMBER 1 GAY PERSON?
02:50 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : I WON A CONTEST
02:50 Tinithor : ON *** SUCKING?
02:50 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : BY *** MEN IN THE SAS
02:50 TheRock : steve this is my id
02:50 Tinithor : Are you the pitcher or the catcher?
02:50 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : THE ROCK
02:51 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : AS LONG AS I GET MY PRIZE
02:51 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : U ARE STUPID???
02:51 TheRock : LOL
02:51 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : I MENA ARE U??
02:51 Yaqoob : im watching the chat
02:51 Tinithor : OK EVERYONE I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION
02:51 TheRock : THE ROCK IS GONNA KICK UR MONKEY ***
02:51 Yaqoob : more then im watching the game
02:51 Tinithor : IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
02:51 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : THIS CHAT HAS MORE ACTION THAN THE GAME
02:51 Tinithor : WOULD YOU RATHER SUCK ON HAIRY BALLS, OR SWEATY ONES
02:51 Tinithor : i picked sweaty
02:51 Yaqoob : sweaty
02:51 Tinithor : *high five*
02:51 Yaqoob : (not gay btw)
02:51 atombombforpeace : if i had to choose, i
02:52 scererer : blah this game suck so bad
02:52 atombombforpeace : woul choose no homo
02:52 scererer : like watching 2 fmp players going at it
02:52 Skitts : why would you pick to suck on some guy's balls in the first place?
02:52 Omega : Your not even watching
02:52 Tinithor : cause someones holding a gun to your head
02:52 Omega : your too busy chatting
02:52 Tinithor : i said if you HAD to choose
02:52 atombombforpeace : i'd die
02:52 TheRock : LOL
02:52 k : lol
02:52 Yaqoob : atomb
02:52 moletrap : ooooooouchhchchch
02:52 Tinithor : well your stupid then
02:52 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : BECAUSE U CAN MAKE FIFYT BUCKS SKITTS
02:52 Yaqoob : you wouldn't die
02:52 moletrap : *** that was a lot of hydras
02:52 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE : WHY IS ZERTHIS GAME IS OVER FINALLY
02:52 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : DONT U WANT FIFTY BUCKS
02:52 scererer : yea let's burrow my lurkers in front of mas goons
02:52 scererer : and temps
02:52 Tinithor : I CAN COUNT
02:52 Tinithor : TO
02:52 scererer : and hopefully he dont see it
02:52 k : i'd probably open my mouth and give a good bj
02:52 scererer : ROFL
02:52 Tinithor : SCHIFTY FIVE
02:52 k : rather than die
02:53 Yaqoob : g5 had like 15 gateways
02:53 Yaqoob : -_-;;
02:53 Skitts : at least be a real man and bite that crap off
02:53 atombombforpeace : shawshank redemption style
02:53 Tinithor : Whats the least amount of money you'd suck a *** for?
02:53 Skitts : exactly
02:53 I BEAT MY STUPIDWIFE changed their nickname to Yagoob.
02:53 k : 500$
02:53 Tinithor : i think... 1 grand for me
02:53 Yagoob : -_-;
02:54 Yaqoob : probably $10,000
02:54 Tinithor : what no one else?
02:54 Tinithor : lol
02:54 k : well i'm only 12 so $500 is a big money for me
02:54 k : so i'd do it for less
02:54 Yaqoob : LOL
02:54 Tinithor : How come i can't be the number one top gay...
02:54 Tinithor : i feel sad
02:54 Tinithor : am i atleast number 2?
02:54 Yaqoob changed their nickname to Fakesteve.
02:55 Tinithor : Whoz playing?
02:55 Tinithor : i havent even been watchuing the stream at all
02:55 Fakesteve : you can be whatever number you want
02:55 Omega : G5 and machjine again
02:55 Yagoob : jaedong/bisu
02:55 deathgod6 : no sound is boring
02:55 Tinithor : bisu is actually my uncle
02:55 Tinithor : did you know?
02:55 Fakesteve : no
02:55 Fakesteve : we didnt
02:55 Tinithor : true story
02:56 Tinithor : he molested me when i was 8
02:56 Fakesteve : lol
02:56 Tinithor : but hes really good at starcraft
02:56 Tinithor : so it was ok
02:56 Shivaz : ask him for tips
02:56 Yagoob : on how to molest 8 year olds
02:56 Fakesteve changed their nickname to Yswoob.
02:56 atombombforpeace : was he the one with the hairy or sweaty balls
02:56 Yswoob changed their nickname to Yaqoob.
02:56 Tinithor : both
02:57 Yagoob : haha 1 drone died
02:57 Shivaz : Lulz
02:57 Yagoob : sad stuff true story
02:57 Yaqoob : MACHINE IS BAD
02:57 Yaqoob : !!!
02:57 Tinithor : I wonder how much money a hooker could get for sucking bill gates cawk
02:57 Yaqoob : i heard sMi > Light EZ
02:57 moIetrap changed their nickname to Diggity.
02:57 Tinithor : this IS relevant to starcraft btw
02:57 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : EZ
02:57 Tinithor : WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THE TOP GAY CONTEST?
02:58 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : U CANT ITS OVER I ALREADY WON
02:58 scererer changed their nickname to These 2 sucks so bad.
02:58 Yaqoob : lol
02:58 Yagoob : you just did by joining this chat
02:58 These 2 sucks so bad : they do
02:58 Tinithor : NO FAIR
02:58 Tinithor : I'm WAY GAYER THAN YOU
02:58 Tinithor : WE SHOULD HAVE A VOTE
02:58 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : ??????? NO UR NOT U DIDNT EVEN COMPETE
02:58 Yaqoob : i vote
02:58 Yaqoob : fakesteve #1
02:58 Tinithor : ?!??!?!
02:58 Tinithor : WHO WILL WIN
02:58 Yagoob : that's me!
02:58 Tinithor : TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
02:58 NUMBER 1 TOP GAY : ITS LIKE SAYIN HEY IM BETTER AT SC THAN U EVEN THO U WON OSL LOL JAEDONG IM BETTER AT SC THAN U
02:58 Tinithor : ON ! THE GAY SURVIVOR
02:59 Tinithor : What, are you saying that jaedong isnt as gay as you?
02:59 1 : god would the observer stop clicking on everything already
02:59 Tinithor : cause i beg to differ
02:59 Yaqoob : hes warming up
02:59 Tinithor : Jaedong easily could trounce you in gayness
02:59 Yagoob : gotta get that ob apm up
03:00 Tinithor : apm is really important for observers
03:00 Tinithor : if you don't have enough apm
03:00 Tinithor : then you can't beat off fast enough
03:00 k : would you rather fck your mother and die OR fck your father and live?
03:00 Yaqoob : LOL
03:00 Tinithor : ROFL
03:00 1 : omg^^
03:00 Tinithor : GAWD
03:00 Yaqoob : neither
03:00 Tinithor : thats REALLY HARD
03:01 Yagoob : i rather live ok
03:01 Tinithor : i'd say the first one
03:01 Yagoob : whatever it takes
03:01 k : and fck your daddy?
03:01 Yagoob : and then murder you for making me do it
03:01 k : ok
03:01 Tinithor : cause... what would you say to your dad afterwards
03:01 Tinithor : it would be so awkward
03:01 k : lol
03:01 Yaqoob : you don't say anything
03:01 Tinithor : atleast the first choice
03:01 Yaqoob : you move to singapore
03:01 Yaqoob : thats what you do
03:01 k : just clean up and leave
03:01 Tinithor : its done and over with
03:01 These 2 sucks so bad : blah im done watching these 2 newbs
03:01 Yagoob : how do you know he won't enjoy it
03:01 Tinithor : I don't know
03:01 These 2 sucks so bad : zerg has no idea how to play
03:01 Tinithor : my dad's *** is pretty nasty
03:02 These 2 sucks so bad : and protoss is trying to be a korean
03:02 Shivaz : i would rather he not enjoy it
03:02 Yaqoob : ...
03:02 Yagoob : these 2 sucks so bad, that's an accurate analysis
03:02 Yaqoob : amazing conversations
03:02 Yaqoob : happen here
03:02 Tinithor : rofl
03:02 Tinithor : I know
03:02 Yaqoob : i felt i just got smarter
03:02 Yaqoob : just being here
03:02 Shivaz : totally related to SC
03:02 Yaqoob : yah learning so much about sc
03:02 Yagoob : this is how koreans talk about sc
03:02 Tinithor : So what do you guys think about animal necrophilia?
03:03 Yaqoob : LMAO
03:03 Shivaz : you first
03:03 Tinithor : I don't see why its illiegal really...
03:03 Yagoob : by asking philosophical hypotheticals about which parent you rather f u c k
03:03 Yaqoob : im
03:03 Yaqoob : downloading the
03:03 Yaqoob : sarah palin video
03:03 Tinithor : hahaha
03:03 Yaqoob : just to have a good laugh
03:03 Yagoob : the sarah palin porn?
03:03 Yaqoob : yes
03:04 Yaqoob : lmao
03:04 Tinithor : If you had to choose between getting *** in the ***, or blowing 3 black guys
03:04 Tinithor : what would you choose?
03:04 Yaqoob : where
03:04 Omega : WOW
03:04 Yaqoob : do you come up with these?
03:04 Tinithor : lol
03:04 Yagoob : he's just struggling with his own sexuality
03:04 Shivaz : blowing 3 guys
03:04 Yaqoob : are they secret fantasy's?
03:04 Tinithor : Did i say something inepropriate?
03:04 Yagoob : nailin' pailin
03:04 Yaqoob : nailin pailin
03:05 Yaqoob : and the actor
03:05 Yagoob : i saw a video of her from 1995
03:05 Yaqoob : is soe girl
03:05 Yagoob : she was pretty hot
03:05 Yaqoob : can't remember her name
03:05 Yaqoob : ah
03:05 Yaqoob : lisa ann
03:05 Omega : Muta fail
03:05 Yaqoob : yah
03:05 Tinithor : Ok fine... what about, would you rather ***.... Lisa Lamponelli, or Rosie O'donald
03:05 Shivaz : lol muta transition with that many corsairs out
03:05 Yaqoob : i don't know
03:05 Yaqoob : the lisa chick
03:05 Yaqoob : so i'll pick her
03:05 Tinithor : lol
03:06 Tinithor : Soo
03:06 Tinithor : have any of you guys ever worn a dress?
03:06 Shivaz : no
03:06 Tinithor : I did once
03:06 Yaqoob : ok lisa
03:06 Yaqoob : is like 10 times
03:06 Yaqoob : hotter then rosie
03:06 Shivaz : ya?
03:06 NoW : no sound?
03:06 Shivaz : No
03:06 Tinithor : Well it was for a school play
03:07 1 : i guess i wore a dress when i was baptised ^^
03:07 Tinithor : but yea i was in a dress
03:07 Yaqoob : i wore some clothes of my wife
03:07 Yaqoob : just as a joke once
03:07 Shivaz : how did that turn out
03:07 Yaqoob : it was just in the house
03:07 Yaqoob : like my wife covers up
03:07 Yaqoob : like hijab and stuff
03:07 Yaqoob : so i was wearing that for fun
03:07 Yagoob : if i had a wife i would be *** her all the time
03:08 Tinithor : but you don't
03:08 Yagoob : with a bag over her head and with different faces each time
03:08 Yaqoob : except my wife is in Egypt atm
03:08 Tinithor : and you wont
03:08 Yaqoob :

03:08 Tinithor : i hear they play some hella good ice hockey in egypt
03:08 Yaqoob : lol
03:08 Omega : Poor sairs
03:08 Shivaz : LOL
03:08 Yaqoob : except their is like no ice i egypt
03:08 Tinithor : oh yea
03:08 Yaqoob : in*
03:08 Yagoob : i hear they have some hella good torture chambers in egypt
03:08 Tinithor : maybe i was thinking about canada
03:08 1 : corsair fail °_°
03:08 Shivaz : 6 sairs for 1 overlord?
03:08 Tinithor : i always get those two confused
03:09 Tinithor : oh well
03:09 Yaqoob : Canada !!!
03:09 Tinithor : Ok, not a *** up question this time
03:09 Tinithor : Favorite cereal?
03:09 Yagoob : this zerg is failing not nearly as hard this game
03:09 These 2 sucks so bad : i hear eygpt has a lot of sand
03:09 Yagoob : favorite cereal = s h i t in a box
03:09 Yagoob : you know that one?
03:09 Yaqoob : mine is probably
03:09 Tinithor : I like lucky charms
03:09 Yaqoob : reese pieces cereal
03:09 Yaqoob : that *** is amazing
03:09 These 2 sucks so bad : these two have been going at it for a while
03:09 Tinithor : their *** magically delicious
03:10 Yaqoob : and lucky charms is nice
03:10 Tinithor : Would any of you screw a mermaid?
03:10 Tinithor : i don't think i would
03:10 Yagoob : yes
03:10 Yaqoob : why not?
03:10 These 2 sucks so bad : they have no hole
03:10 Shivaz : lurker storm
03:10 Yaqoob : they have a mouth
03:10 Shivaz : holy ***
03:10 Tinithor : Its... slimey and fishy and wierd
03:10 These 2 sucks so bad : thats just about it
03:10 These 2 sucks so bad : i mean what has that chick been eating
03:11 Yagoob : if she looks like disney's little mermaid i would f u c k that s h i t
03:11 Yaqoob : LOL
03:11 Tinithor : so you like redheads?
03:11 Tinithor : I wonder if mermaids have pubic hair...
03:11 Yaqoob : the disney mermaid
03:11 Yaqoob : is pretty hot
03:11 Omega : oucn
03:11 Tinithor : i dunno
03:11 Yaqoob : they probably shave
03:12 Tinithor : I wanna go to australia...
03:12 Yaqoob : i wanna go to korea
03:12 Tinithor : Sooo. fleshlight anyone?
03:12 Yaqoob : lol
03:12 Tinithor : Opinions?
03:12 Tinithor : i never got the appeal of it...
03:12 Yagoob : sounds sad
03:12 Yaqoob : their was a blog on that oni tl.net
03:13 Yaqoob : someone saying it takes time to clean
03:13 Tinithor : rofl
03:13 Shivaz : hahahaha
03:13 Tinithor : thats fantastic
03:13 Yaqoob : a woman is better
03:13 Yagoob : i bet lots of guys don't even bother cleaning it after a while
03:13 Tinithor : norly?
03:13 Yaqoob : which
03:13 Yaqoob : is disgusting
03:13 Yaqoob : have you seen those guys
03:13 Yaqoob : that f u c k plasitc dolls
03:13 Tinithor : hahaha
03:13 Shivaz : no
03:13 Yagoob : kk
03:13 Yaqoob : and the dolls
03:13 Yagoob : they have holes and everything
03:13 Yagoob : so lifelike!
03:14 Tinithor : whats wrong with good old fashion beating off...
03:14 Yaqoob : are like $1000+
03:14 Tinithor : i don't understand
03:14 Shivaz : 1000$+ lol
03:14 Yaqoob : get a *** hooker if your that desperate
03:14 Yagoob : but this is a long term thing
03:14 Tinithor : lol
03:14 Yaqoob : wtf is machine doing?
03:14 Yagoob : plus, hookers can talk back, this doll will take your ***
03:14 Yagoob : machine is failing
03:14 Shivaz : ya you get attatched to the doll
03:15 Yagoob : the doll is the perfect wife
03:15 Yaqoob : i have a little
03:15 Yaqoob : fakesteve doll
03:15 Tinithor : Donkey shows
03:15 Yaqoob : in the basement
03:15 Yagoob : doesn't talk, doesn't make a mess, doesn't spend your money
03:15 Yaqoob : i take it out when im feeling extra lonely
03:15 Yagoob : just lays there and f u c ks
03:15 Tinithor : it doesn't ***
03:15 Tinithor : it just lays there
03:15 Yagoob : ok whatever, you get the idea
03:15 Tinithor : its plastic...
03:15 Yaqoob : speaking of lays
03:15 Yagoob : perfection
03:16 Yaqoob : i love their chips
03:16 Tinithor : lol
03:16 NoW : i dont here any sound

03:16 NoW : hear
03:16 Yaqoob : their is no sound
03:16 Tinithor : cause there isnt any
03:16 Yaqoob : you have to imagine
03:16 NoW : :D
03:16 NoW : why he turned off?
03:16 Tinithor : I name each of my SCVs individually every game
03:16 Shivaz : wut bottom left , he made 1 probe mine and 8 other probees sit
03:16 Yaqoob : i name my probes
03:16 Yaqoob : 1a
03:17 Yaqoob : 2a
03:17 Shivaz : 3a
03:17 Shivaz : 4t
03:17 NoW : he is watching replay? :D
03:17 Yaqoob : no
03:17 Yaqoob : ths is game happening now
03:17 Yaqoob : he is obing it
03:17 Shivaz : zerg come back?
03:17 Tinithor : Never screw a portugese hooker
03:17 NoW : oh ok
03:18 Yaqoob : y?
03:18 Tinithor : I heard some scary stories
03:18 Yagoob : that's convincing
03:18 Yaqoob : lol
03:18 Yaqoob : very
03:18 Tinithor : Well, fine you go do whatever you like
03:18 Tinithor : but don't come complaining to me about the anal warts or whatever
03:18 Yagoob : Tinithor, never walk out of your house
03:19 Tinithor : I don't
03:19 Yagoob : i heard some scary storys
03:19 Tinithor : too risky
03:19 Yagoob : good
03:19 Tinithor : k
03:19 Yagoob : how do you eat?
03:19 Tinithor : Pizza delivery
03:19 Tinithor : or chinese food
03:19 Yaqoob : kinda expensive isnt that
03:19 Yaqoob : every day?
03:19 Tinithor : 5 dollar larges at little ceasars
03:20 Yaqoob : why did
03:20 Yaqoob : he makes those 4 hatcheries
03:20 Yaqoob : if he is never going to use them
03:20 Yagoob : because he has no idea what is going on
03:20 Yagoob : he probably savaed up 1k and panicked
03:21 Yaqoob : when i was
03:21 Yaqoob : a young boy
03:21 Yaqoob : my father took me into the city
03:21 Yaqoob : to see a marching band
03:21 1 : ..........
03:21 Yaqoob : he said...someday you grow up
03:21 Yaqoob : etc
03:21 Yaqoob : some song
03:21 Yaqoob : from the progame torrent
03:22 Yagoob : sad game
03:22 Yaqoob : man wtf was that
03:22 Yaqoob : turtles all game
03:22 Yaqoob : makes 1 attack
03:22 Yagoob : it was a foreigner game
03:22 Yaqoob : then leaves
03:22 Yagoob : what can you expect
03:23 Yagoob : sometimes russians have good games amongst each other
03:23 Yaqoob : i expect too much
03:23 Yagoob : americans have boring as shi t games
03:23 Yaqoob :

03:23 k : that's because god hates americans
03:23 Yaqoob : we'll carry on
03:23 Yaqoob : we'll carry on
03:24 Yaqoob : incontrol !!!
03:25 Yagoob : jake is gay
03:25 Yaqoob : man
03:25 Yaqoob : someone bumped a 4 year old thread
03:25 Yaqoob : on tl.net
03:26 Yaqoob : about 'post your workplace thread' lol
03:27 Yaqoob : whose the protoss
03:27 Yaqoob : that is playing?

Don't bother.

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