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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
October 18 2010 01:34 GMT
#3141
Synopsis accord to people on tl.

People are drunkards

emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
October 18 2010 01:35 GMT
#3142
On October 18 2010 10:10 meeple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2010 09:56 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On October 18 2010 09:52 meeple wrote:
Thats so damn sketchy... how did he get a hold of ETT's password...


He didn't. ^_^


Damn you for being so mysterious... :p


I think I've got it:

1. ETT drinks 1, maybe 2 sojus
2. Storrzerg has 1 beer
3. Both are completely hammered
4. Storr "Hey wouldn't it be great if I was an admin and just randomly banned people!", ETT "Guess what, I'm an admin- why don't you borrow my account!"
5. ETT logs on Storr's phone, then passes out
6. Storr randomly bans people
7. ect, ect

Seems about right :p
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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
October 18 2010 02:00 GMT
#3143
lol @ 1 beer hammers storr
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
October 18 2010 02:05 GMT
#3144
Storr you scrub, decided to bend over and take it from the mods and be a scapegoat lol
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
October 18 2010 02:05 GMT
#3145
On October 18 2010 11:00 Coagulation wrote:
lol @ 1 beer hammers storr


tbh 12yr olds shouldn't be drinking :p
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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
October 18 2010 02:19 GMT
#3146
On October 18 2010 11:05 emperorchampion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2010 11:00 Coagulation wrote:
lol @ 1 beer hammers storr


tbh 12yr olds shouldn't be drinking :p

EET giving 12 year old girls alcohol for what purpose.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
October 18 2010 02:25 GMT
#3147
On October 18 2010 10:35 emperorchampion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2010 10:10 meeple wrote:
On October 18 2010 09:56 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On October 18 2010 09:52 meeple wrote:
Thats so damn sketchy... how did he get a hold of ETT's password...


He didn't. ^_^


Damn you for being so mysterious... :p


I think I've got it:

1. ETT drinks 1, maybe 2 sojus
2. Storrzerg has 1 beer
3. Both are completely hammered
4. Storr "Hey wouldn't it be great if I was an admin and just randomly banned people!", ETT "Guess what, I'm an admin- why don't you borrow my account!"
5. ETT logs on Storr's phone, then passes out
6. Storr randomly bans people
7. ect, ect

Seems about right :p


No, but keep guessing - I like this game!

Oh, and soju sucks ass. I had a ton of liquor in me and kept my composure btw. Ask Inc how I make drinks.
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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 02:48:31
October 18 2010 02:47 GMT
#3148
dilbags was just temp banned for 2 days by FakeSteve[TPR].

That account was created on 2010-08-28 20:22:30 and had 9 posts.

Reason: here's a story: shut the fuck up

thats a short story.
i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 04:21:46
October 18 2010 03:21 GMT
#3149
Ok, ok I think I got it now:

1. Tired from a hard day of shopping, ETT and Storr decide to start drinking. After having a shot of Sour Puss each, ETT and Storr get a bit restless
2. To work off the restlessness ETT and Storr suit up in their speedos and go for a swim
3. ETT rather tipsy from his shot almost drowns in the pool, luckily Storr (who is slightly less tipsy) saves him
4. To celebrate this near death experience they both decide to have a Strawberry Daiquiri
5. Unfortunately these two drinks put them both over the edge, and ETT gets the great idea that he can woo this 12 year old girl who saved him from certain death by drowning by giving into her dark requests
6. EDIT: Storr seducically removes his Oz jacket, enrapturing ETT. He then steals ETT's phone, which was conveniently logged into TL.
7. Storr then puts into motion his diabolical scheme to ban the people that questioned the legitimacy of 11yr olds at SC events. Finally after years of abuse he gained the justice he had always desired, a solid year of planning had payed off.
8. The mighty and all knowing Duran "Xeris" Parsi, after slamming back a full two six, had the wherewithal to start filming minutes before Storr enters and reveals to all the full extent of his nefarious plot.
9. ect, ect.

So, hotter or colder?

+ Show Spoiler +
Please don't hate




On October 18 2010 11:47 Coagulation wrote:
Show nested quote +
dilbags was just temp banned for 2 days by FakeSteve[TPR].

That account was created on 2010-08-28 20:22:30 and had 9 posts.

Reason: here's a story: shut the fuck up

thats a short story.
i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written.

ahahaha
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 18 2010 03:23 GMT
#3150
On October 18 2010 11:47 Coagulation wrote:
Show nested quote +
dilbags was just temp banned for 2 days by FakeSteve[TPR].

That account was created on 2010-08-28 20:22:30 and had 9 posts.

Reason: here's a story: shut the fuck up

thats a short story.
i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written.

I must agree.

And god dammit ETT, tell ussssssssssssssssssssssss >.>

My guess:
1. ETT and Storr are drunk
2. ETT shows Storr mysterious mod panel. People see Storr getting in on the inside mod info.
3. ETT bans people and claims it was Storr, to which people back him up and they saw Storr checking out mod tools on ETTs acount.
4. Storr gets banned.
5. Storr gets unbanned because ETT feels to guilty after a day or so.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 18 2010 04:15 GMT
#3151
Common now, i can pound back a bit more than a single drink. And why do people think that was my phone? lol. Need more talk about my Oz jacket and its magical properties.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
October 18 2010 04:50 GMT
#3152
On October 18 2010 13:15 StorrZerg wrote:
Common now, i can pound back a bit more than a single drink. And why do people think that was my phone? lol. Need more talk about my Oz jacket and its magical properties.


1. ETT gets drunk (We seem very sure about this.)
2. In a fit of jealous rage, ETT bans Idra, Machine, and Drewbie
3. Suddenly realizing what he's done, ETT searches frantically for someone to pin the blame on.
4. In the corner, wearing a magical red Oz jacket, Storr is sipping on some chocolate milk.
5. While SeleCT sings korean opera to distract Storr, ETT spikes his milk.
6. With Storr drunk and confused, ETT gives him his phone, logged in to an elaborate forgery of TL, and convinces him to ban people using ETT's account.
7. Xeris is bribed to film the act.
8. Storr wakes up the next morning, wearing only the Oz jacket in the reflecting pool in front of the Washington Monument.
9. He remembers nothing.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
October 18 2010 04:59 GMT
#3153
i bet storr can chug a mean chocolate milk
atombombforpeace
Profile Joined December 2008
United States408 Posts
October 18 2010 05:01 GMT
#3154
First of all, Storr is NOT a 12 yo girl as commonly stated. He just ages backwards through time, making her actually a 50 year old woman.

1. ETT in an attempt to get a little something something from storr spikes her drink.
2. At the same time, storr is also secretly spiking ETTs drink just because she thinks it'd be funny.
3. While both drunk and shit, they start talking about the players they thought were hot at the tournament. Storr mentions both idra, machine and drewbie
4. Being envious, ETT bans all of them hoping Storr will forget about the past.
5. Storr remembers he was raised by bears, and started climbing a tree.
6. ETT sees storr climbing said tree and thinks, "what if i blame storr, nobody trusts bears (except incontrol).
7. Storr wakes up the next day and upon realizing that he's banned on TL is extremely unhappy and walks over to talk to ETT about it. He forgets he's in a tree now and falls hideously.
8. ETT feels bad and unbans Storr.

Am I getting closer?
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
October 18 2010 05:04 GMT
#3155
Man, these are some pretty ridiculous storries you guys are coming up with ;_;
Translator:3
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 05:16:26
October 18 2010 05:12 GMT
#3156
he went in MIR and unstickied all their stickies

that will teach those tyrants
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 18 2010 05:24 GMT
#3157
LOL these stories are killing me, <3
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
October 18 2010 06:14 GMT
#3158
I didn't notice Floophead got perm banned until now. Good riddance. It's amusing that his last post was a "I have a black friend" post.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 06:47:47
October 18 2010 06:47 GMT
#3159


5:00 to the end to see Storr caught red handed!
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 18 2010 07:10 GMT
#3160
On October 18 2010 15:47 Whole wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7VRCKhIzI&feature=player_embedded

5:00 to the end to see Storr caught red handed!

...This...is....fucking...epic...
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