EPTPeople are drunkards
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semantics
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
I think I've got it: 1. ETT drinks 1, maybe 2 sojus 2. Storrzerg has 1 beer 3. Both are completely hammered 4. Storr "Hey wouldn't it be great if I was an admin and just randomly banned people!", ETT "Guess what, I'm an admin- why don't you borrow my account!" 5. ETT logs on Storr's phone, then passes out 6. Storr randomly bans people 7. ect, ect Seems about right :p | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
On October 18 2010 11:00 Coagulation wrote: lol @ 1 beer hammers storr tbh 12yr olds shouldn't be drinking :p | ||
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semantics
10040 Posts
On October 18 2010 11:05 emperorchampion wrote: tbh 12yr olds shouldn't be drinking :p EET giving 12 year old girls alcohol for what purpose. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On October 18 2010 10:35 emperorchampion wrote: I think I've got it: 1. ETT drinks 1, maybe 2 sojus 2. Storrzerg has 1 beer 3. Both are completely hammered 4. Storr "Hey wouldn't it be great if I was an admin and just randomly banned people!", ETT "Guess what, I'm an admin- why don't you borrow my account!" 5. ETT logs on Storr's phone, then passes out 6. Storr randomly bans people 7. ect, ect Seems about right :p No, but keep guessing - I like this game!  Oh, and soju sucks ass. I had a ton of liquor in me and kept my composure btw. Ask Inc how I make drinks. | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
dilbags was just temp banned for 2 days by FakeSteve[TPR]. That account was created on 2010-08-28 20:22:30 and had 9 posts. Reason: here's a story: shut the fuck up thats a short story. i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written. | ||
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
1. Tired from a hard day of shopping, ETT and Storr decide to start drinking. After having a shot of Sour Puss each, ETT and Storr get a bit restless 2. To work off the restlessness ETT and Storr suit up in their speedos and go for a swim 3. ETT rather tipsy from his shot almost drowns in the pool, luckily Storr (who is slightly less tipsy) saves him 4. To celebrate this near death experience they both decide to have a Strawberry Daiquiri 5. Unfortunately these two drinks put them both over the edge, and ETT gets the great idea that he can woo this 12 year old girl who saved him from certain death by drowning by giving into her dark requests 6. EDIT: Storr seducically removes his Oz jacket, enrapturing ETT. He then steals ETT's phone, which was conveniently logged into TL. 7. Storr then puts into motion his diabolical scheme to ban the people that questioned the legitimacy of 11yr olds at SC events. Finally after years of abuse he gained the justice he had always desired, a solid year of planning had payed off. 8. The mighty and all knowing Duran "Xeris" Parsi, after slamming back a full two six, had the wherewithal to start filming minutes before Storr enters and reveals to all the full extent of his nefarious plot. 9. ect, ect. So, hotter or colder? + Show Spoiler + Please don't hate On October 18 2010 11:47 Coagulation wrote: thats a short story. i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written. ahahaha | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On October 18 2010 11:47 Coagulation wrote: thats a short story. i wasnt very fond of the start but the ending was very well written. I must agree. And god dammit ETT, tell ussssssssssssssssssssssss >.> My guess: 1. ETT and Storr are drunk 2. ETT shows Storr mysterious mod panel. People see Storr getting in on the inside mod info. 3. ETT bans people and claims it was Storr, to which people back him up and they saw Storr checking out mod tools on ETTs acount. 4. Storr gets banned. 5. Storr gets unbanned because ETT feels to guilty after a day or so. | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13921 Posts
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tree.hugger
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On October 18 2010 13:15 StorrZerg wrote: Common now, i can pound back a bit more than a single drink. And why do people think that was my phone? lol. Need more talk about my Oz jacket and its magical properties. 1. ETT gets drunk (We seem very sure about this.) 2. In a fit of jealous rage, ETT bans Idra, Machine, and Drewbie 3. Suddenly realizing what he's done, ETT searches frantically for someone to pin the blame on. 4. In the corner, wearing a magical red Oz jacket, Storr is sipping on some chocolate milk. 5. While SeleCT sings korean opera to distract Storr, ETT spikes his milk. 6. With Storr drunk and confused, ETT gives him his phone, logged in to an elaborate forgery of TL, and convinces him to ban people using ETT's account. 7. Xeris is bribed to film the act. 8. Storr wakes up the next morning, wearing only the Oz jacket in the reflecting pool in front of the Washington Monument. 9. He remembers nothing. | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
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atombombforpeace
United States408 Posts
1. ETT in an attempt to get a little something something from storr spikes her drink. 2. At the same time, storr is also secretly spiking ETTs drink just because she thinks it'd be funny. 3. While both drunk and shit, they start talking about the players they thought were hot at the tournament. Storr mentions both idra, machine and drewbie 4. Being envious, ETT bans all of them hoping Storr will forget about the past. 5. Storr remembers he was raised by bears, and started climbing a tree. 6. ETT sees storr climbing said tree and thinks, "what if i blame storr, nobody trusts bears (except incontrol). 7. Storr wakes up the next day and upon realizing that he's banned on TL is extremely unhappy and walks over to talk to ETT about it. He forgets he's in a tree now and falls hideously. 8. ETT feels bad and unbans Storr. Am I getting closer? | ||
infinitestory
United States4053 Posts
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
that will teach those tyrants | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
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koreasilver
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
5:00 to the end to see Storr caught red handed! | ||
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Shiragaku
Hong Kong4308 Posts
On October 18 2010 15:47 Whole wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7VRCKhIzI&feature=player_embedded 5:00 to the end to see Storr caught red handed! ...This...is....fucking...epic... | ||
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