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Dear Plexa;
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.
You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.
Cheers!
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Happy Birthday to my favourite kiwi here on TL.
Happy Birthday Plexa. have a blast.
   
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Happy Birthday, Plexa, Kerotan, and Sumsi!
I remember playing against Plexa in SC2 beta, was a one-sided rape by you!
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Ares[Effort]
DEMACIA6550 Posts
Happpy birthday Plexa! I love you for everything <3 oh yea
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Happy Birthday Plexa!
It's was your 2008 EVER OSL write-ups that got me hooked into TL in the summer of 2008!
The good old July vs Backho bo5...haha
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
I LOVE WAFFLES
Happy birfday~
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Feliz cumpleaños !
You do an awesome job here on TL
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Have B-day Waffle-man! Im a newcommer and have limited knowledge of BW and TL as well for that matter. Based on that, I still found your blogs to be remarkably interesting!
Keep being awesome, and practice for a re-grudge-match against Pokebunney! 
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Corinthos
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Happy B-day Plexa. I always thought you did Power Rank the best out of anyone I read.
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United States7488 Posts
Happy Birthday!
I got you a gift (sorta ). You should be getting it in the mail before too long!
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
On January 08 2011 01:25 Pokebunny wrote:
Happy birthday Plexa, I hope you got PvT lessons for your birthday!
jkjk :D
D:
<3 thx everyone ^^
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happy birthday!
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