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Aotearoa39261 Posts
If you want to play against TLAF-Liquid`Tyler on the 7th of August at 19:00 GMT (+00:00) an have your game streamed to thousands of SC2 fans, then please leave the following information in this thread:
NOTE: ALL GAMES WILL BE PLAYED ON US SERVER
Battle.net ID:
Division:
Points:
Race:
Why you deserve a game:
As a really bad example,
Battle.net ID: Plexa
Division: Diamond
Points: 252
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: becuz iM a mOD?
Please note that we will aim to select players from a variety of skills levels, just because you are Diamond and first in your division doesn't mean you're going to get a game over a bronze level player - there is no need to artificially inflate your skill for this event! Also note that this episode of TL: Attack! is going to be played on the North America server, so if you do not have an account on NA then do not bother registering. Additionally, if you can't confirm you'll be there, don't bother signing up either. Lastly, if you manage to get one of the lucky few spots and don't show up, I will ban you for 2 weeks and we'll never let you on the show again!
We will be contacting successful applicants by the 5th of August, so please make sure you check TL regularly!
Easy!
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Battle.net ID: Daxten
Division: Platin
Points: around 300
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: first post! and I'm from Germany, maybe I'm a girl dating TLO who knows? (got us key)
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Battle.net ID: mOnion
Division: Diamond
Points: 300
Race: toss
Why you deserve a game: I am leet sauce kpop pro
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Battle.net ID: TiLT.366
Division: Plat
Points: 276
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Hi, im luke. I really like kids, preferably below age 12.
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DCrodrigo.103
Diamond
300ish
Protoss
I think I deserve a game because I love TeamLiquid, Sc2 is awesome, Nony is a baller, and I want would like to get raped by a gosu
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Battle.net ID: iTake.901
Division: Gold
Points: 121
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I don't think I have a good enough idea of just how much of a difference gold to pro is. I have always watched games casted by well known casters (well what else do they do? eat pizza live?) and can't seem to get a feel of how a actual game trying to macro against a high level player would be like. So therefore, I don't just deserve a game, I also deserve to get my arse kicked.
Edit: Added character code =p forgot about that.
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EDIT: I have to withdrawal, I cannot make the time
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Battle.net ID: EfHiro.145
Division: Platinum
Points: 168
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game:
Neobowman: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered progamers to my website's homepage! You insult my stargirl. You threaten my people with temp-bans and permabans! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Admin. Perhaps you should have done the same.
Admin: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Neobowman: Madness? THIS IS TEAMLIQUID!!
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Battle.net ID: Devanthar
Division: Platinum
Points: ~300
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I just love TLA and it would be amazing to be play in it myself
Ok sry didnt know it was on US servers.. so i withdraw my registration
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Ares[Effort]
DEMACIA6550 Posts
Battle.net ID: CoOkieNiM
Division: Gold
Points: 78
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I upload many many replays!
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Battle.net ID: Simiard
Division: Silver
Points: 167
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game:
I wanna to be the very best. Like no one ever was. To test pros is my real test. To face them is my cause. I will travel across Char searching far and wide. Teach zerglings the power that's inside! FOR THE SWARM! Gott'a own them all. It's you and me, I know it's my destiny. FOR THE SWARM! ohh you're my best friend. In a world we must defend. Gotta' own them all oh so true. You teach me and I'll beat you. FOOR THEEE SWAARM
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Battle.net ID: theshibk
Division: Diamond
Points: 328
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I want to get a lot of people interested in Starcraft 2 at my school and start a Starcraft 2 club. What better way to get people attracted then to see their friend get raped by Nony?
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Battle.net ID: Point.901
Division: Silver
Points: 258
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: The whole reason I started up SC2 was because I stumbled upon the TL.net website. I had no idea there was a competitive scene for SC or BW, but now that I know there is one for SC2, I would love to play against someone that I currently look up to in the community.
edit: For readability
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Battle.net ID: FaZe.539
Division: Freshly placed Platinum, 9 1v1 ladder games played
Points: ~140
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Since finding the "fazing" trick with Void Rays, thousands of people have wrongly assumed that I'm good at Starcraft. Occasionally in a ladder game, I will be greeted with messages of "Oh no, are you the real FaZe?" Or, "Holy shit, I'm playing against FaZe?" (Example below)
![[image loading]](http://i28.tinypic.com/14t8zo8.jpg)
Fig. A - Player in placement wrongfully thinking I'm good. Player was freed from this mindset 10 minutes later when he crushed me.
These players are misguided, lost. They must be shown how astonishingly terrible I really am when placed against a player like Tyler. They need to see me forgetting to inject larvae, getting supply blocked, rallying my drones into the enemy base, or building 2 spawning pools. They are trapped in the "Matrix" TeamLiquid, and we can only bring them out together.
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Battle.net ID: Nomed (616)
Division: Platinum (Diamond in beta)
Points: 133
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I will beat Nony in honor of Judicator Aldaris!
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Battle.net ID: Darrenc
Division: Diamond
Points: ~450
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: because I'm bored
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Edit #4 I again can not play sorry for keep canging this.
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sorry as i guess that im not supposed to spam my opinion into this thread
actually i wanted to apply for this but now i have to step back for faze
the fazing is just amazing and its comparable to mutamicro in bw. so give him a chance as he basically made sc2 a better game.
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Battle.net ID: Charade
Division: GOLD
Points: 250-ish
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I've got the touch. I've got the power!
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Battle.net ID: AvOiD
Division:#1platnium
Points:~500
Race rotoss
Why you deserve a game:Because im amazing at 1A and i have a great personality
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Battle.net ID: Pokebunny
Division: Platinum for now
Points: ~350
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because I'm not a nony fan. Losing is fun.
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Battle.net ID: Lakaniss.836
Division: GOLD
Points: 126 (Just started)
Race: RANDOM
Why you deserve a game: In my Bw clan, everyone called me The Cheddar Terran. I always cheese and I used to be good at it. I just started Sc2, and im seriously bad. But I think I can cheese my way to victory, I have faked builds, all-in rush and hiden expo my whole life, destabilizing is the only way you can beat a better opponent! ( Or be utterly destroyed by superior macro and well executed scouting....  )
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Battle.net ID: Thebullfrog (299)
Division Diamond
Points 318
Race Zerg:
Why you deserve a game: My ZvP is pretty solid lol. Plus i'd like to test my taught skills form gosucoaching to the test against a pro
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Battle.net ID: Kibibit
Division: Gold
Points: 273
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Extremely vulnerable to off the beaten path cheeses.
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Battle.net ID: kOre
Division: Gold
Points: ~200
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: NonY fan, and cheese master.
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Battle.net ID: baked
Division: platinum
Points: 324
Race: random
Why you deserve a game: I'm usually casting games for everyone else, would be cool to get a shot at a pro. 
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Battle.net ID: Sasuke
Division: Diamond
Points: 200s, going up
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I'm the sole survivor of uchiha clan.
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Battle.net ID: Jaso (Character code is 885)
Division: Diamond
Points: Around 250 >< just promoted
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I look up to Nony after the HDH and also play Protoss so it'd be awesome to play with someone of such a high skill level :D
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Battle.net ID: Aeyce
Division: Diamond
Points: ~300
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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Battle.net ID: sikyon
Division: plat (update: diamond now)
Points: 219
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: My GF hates starcraft. I need a game against a professional player to convince her that I'm going pro (I'm not) and freak her out!
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Battle.net ID: Clonze
Division: Diamond
Points: 273
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because Teamliquid is awesome! and I can give a good game because I've been practicing against a lot of people that i've met through teamliquid, including the ventrilo. =)
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Battle.net ID: Siffer (749)
Division: Diamond
Points: 170
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Because I am a hopeless romantic and I shall woo Tyler into submission. ;o
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Oh, my bad, I don't have a NA account. Don't mind me. ^^
Next time maybe, sorry about that.
+ Show Spoiler [original post] +Battle.net ID: tyr
Division: Diamond (in beta, not ranked yet atm)
Points: ~200
Race: Random (terran best)
Why you deserve a game: Because I played Nony in episode 3 of TLA and I'd like to try to get my revenge in sc2 :D
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Battle.net ID:Elprede.609
Divisionlatinum
Points:250
Race:Random
Why you deserve a game: Because I'm a random with variety of play and loves interesting and fun games. This sounds like a ton of fun
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Battle.net ID: thescii
Division: Platinum
Points: 159
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Cuz I'm awesome. Enough said.  Canada represent! ^^
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Battle.net ID: SolHeiM (475)
Division: Platinum
Points: 328
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I've always been interested in going up against a pro gamer and because I think it will be hilarious for both myself and the viewers to go head to head against someone vastly superior to myself. I'll be sure to practice lots of ZvP so I can maybe, just maybe, have a shot at winning. If I'm lucky, that is.
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Battle.net ID: Marfyy
Division: Gold
Points: 170
Race: protoss
Why you should deserve a game: Cuz ma 2gate is tight, and I would love to see Tyler squeal!
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Battle.net ID: Roxxo.785
Division: silver
Points: 200
Race: zerg
Why you deserve a game: i will bring massive amounts of lols to the sc community
OH AND
![[image loading]](http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p128/roccoXcore72/lol-2.jpg)
lolsols but for real pick me pl0x you will not be dissapoint
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Battle.net ID: hekifson
Division: Diamond
Points: 500
Race: :zerg
Why you deserve a game: i dont have 2 capital letters in my name
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Battle.net ID: Shuffle.862
Division: Diamond
Points: ~400
Race: Zerg
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Battle.net ID: CrackSpider
Division: Bronze
Points: 234
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Apparently I'm the only Bronze player with the balls to play against someone from Team Liquid. And because I want to be in a stream before my brother.
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Battle.net ID: Phrost.821
Division: Platinum
Points: 561
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Because I think i met nony once on an airplane
+ Show Spoiler +
Also if i win it will look really good on my resume.
Edit again: If I lose I want a rematch in League of Legends, 1v1 mid only, first one to die or lose their tower loses.
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Battle.net ID: jrkirby
Division: Silver
Points: 50ish? and counting (just got it on Thursday, and played campaign first)
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: When I warp in scarabs with my warp prism, everyone shouts HAX!!!11!!! IDK why they don't like it. It's a legitimate strategy, unlike fazing void rays.
P.S. I've been lurking TL forums since the beginning of the Beta. Yes, we have lurkers even in SC2. And yes the scarabs do cost only 15 minerals.
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Battle.net ID DaveNine.365
Division: Diamond
Points:about 291
Race: Zerg
Why do you deserve a game? Because I'm Dave[9], and I know every single one of you loves me. It would be fun to do shit with the mods that I used to play games with like a year ago lol. Heck! We even used to play with Nony! AND I CAN DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF JIGGLYPUFF
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Battle.net ID: wootasaurus.873
Division: Platinum
Points: ~100
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I beat the campaign on Hard
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Battle.net ID: ReconNine.982
Division:
Points: 300-500 (hopefully unless I slump should be 400~)
Race:Terran
Why you deserve a game:
Well, deserve a game because I played Nony on my 7th game into the retail of Starcraft II, at first I was a little skeptical it was actually him playing under the name LiquidTyler, I figured it must have been him and he crushed me, although it was a pretty decent game, I knew it was nony after he went Phoenixes.. I was like "^_^ legit nony!" and I'm back for blood
edit: Seems maybe it wasn't the real nony...? maybe it was.. 9 games 9 wins platinum.
If it wasn't the real LiquidTyler, I have been ripped off and want my game vs. him..lol
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Battle.net ID:ViRo
Division:Gold
Points:240
Race erg
Why you deserve a game: Because I will burrow my way into his base :D
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Battle.net ID: goswser.747
Division: Diamond
Points: 450
Race:Terran
Why you deserve a game:
Why don't I deserve a game? Er ... I made all the banners for GGI! I luv TL attack and the community! I beat everyone, my strats are better than everyone else, I've probably played Nony in the ladder in my sleep, and I like eggs.
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Battle.net ID: LuckyFool.490
Division: Diamond
Points: 340
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because I am mothafucking luckyfool!
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Battle.net ID: Node.215
Division: Platinum
Points: ~325
Race: Random
Why you deserve a Game:
Because I intend to play to win. I don't intend to actually expect to win (that would be fairly ludicrous), but I intend to at least try my damndest. Maybe I'll lose miserably. Maybe NonY will make horrible fun of me. Maybe I'll actually make it fun to watch in my favor. Maybe I'm just delusional.
Because I will do my damndest to at least make the game entertaining, regardless of how (not) well I do.
Also, because I have guns for hands.
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Battle.net ID: SaLT
Division: Gold
Points: 270
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I would actually beat him, and make him sad. AAAAAAND because it would be awesome. so pick me. k thanks.
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Battle.net ID: FALAPARK
Division: DIAMOND
Points:312
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game:
because im a huge nony fan, i followed him during TSL, where he beat idra!
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Battle.net ID: RageQuit
Division: Platinum
Points: 134(been playing campaign and stuff)
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Uh.. look at my name! Noni cant beat me because I will RAGEQUIT:D. Seriously though, I want to see how far I really am from a pro/semi-pro gamer.
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Battle.net ID: naonao.103
Division: Diamond
Points: ~200
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: I was so excited for the return of TLA i accidentally kicked a hole in my wall.
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Battle.net ID: DragoN
Division: platinum ~25
Points: ~150
Race: protoss
Why you deserve a game:
i deserve a game because i am an average dude who would give his life to play a pro just to get roflstomped by mass thors or the such and finally see that i am leagues away from ever competing professionally, but on the other hand i am actually a somewhat decent player and who knows maybe i will roflstomp him with mah epic badassness
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Battle.net ID: Inkarnate
Division: Diamond
Points: 230
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: I cheese often, trash talk when it works and trash talk when it doesn't
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Battle.net ID: notes.647
Division: Platinum
Points: 279
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I want to know what it's like to play under that kind of pressure. And I'm willing to develop some ridiculous build(s).
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Battle.net ID: Valor
Division: Platinum
Points: 280 and rising
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I am a fan of Nony and I plan to destroy him.... protoss style.
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Battle.net ID: AnubisE
Division: Platinum
Points: 251 (been spending most time on my SEA account, but this is my NA ^^)
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because I love this game, and this community, and it would rock to be a part of this. And I've also taken this entire week off work to play Starcraft 2 - this would be an awesome way to end it :D
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EDIT: Remove me, can't confirm if able to attend.
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Battle.net ID: CHZ
Division: Diamond
Points: 27X
Race: Terran!
Why you deserve a game: I like pie, and Starcraft 2. Well, i want to see how good progamers are. I will save the replay, and show it too my friends. They are going to look at it, and show more people. Then everyone will know played a Pro.
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Battle.net ID: Zlasher
Division: Platinum
Points: 244 atm
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Cuz I'm a hardcore moderator of peoples streams yo, Day9, LZ, PsyonicReaver, you name em. Not to mention I am terribad at SC2 and would love to get donked by Nony
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Battle.net ID: Decko
Division: Unranked(was diamond in beta)
Points:0(230 in beta)
Race: Protoss
Why I deserve a game: "You can do what you want to whenever you want to, though it doesn't mean a thing, big nothing." - Elliott Smith
Also, I am a steed indeed.
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battle.net iD: sGmEliO
division: plat
points: 370+
race: random
why i deserve a game: I just love nony, plain and simple i want to play my favorite foreigner.
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Battle.net ID: Clout
Division: Platinum (Diamond top 10 during beta)
Points: Been out of town since the first two days of beta.. I think around 200.
Race: Random
Why... I was a 7 yaer veteran wc3 player, however I am BRAND NEW to sc since the beginning of beta. I played Nony on ladder during beta, and SHOULD HAVE WON. I'ma come back and SCHOOL this mang with mah pro random skills. I WANT IT SO BAD. THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH.
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Battle.net ID: CowFu
Division: Platinum
Points: ~213
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: Because you overconfident noobs need to be set straight
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On August 02 2010 08:40 Chriamon wrote:
Battle.net ID: Blaze.454
Division: Diamond
Points: ~250
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I'm like Idra, only without the mechanics, strategy, and gamesense (and not quite so much rage).
LoL winner
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Battle.net ID: Petrel
Division: Platinum
Race: Protoss
Points: I dunno like 200
Why: Because I loved TL Attack in BW, and I know that everything I do is a good talent toi have.
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Battle.net ID: sAfuRos
Division: Diamond
Points: 257
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: When NonY was preparing for the last TSL and streaming his channel, i managed to get into a game with him on his livestream. He embarrassed me in front of all his fans, and now imma embarrass him
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Battle.net ID: tirentu
Division: Platinum
Points: 285 (11-3)
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I almost broke Cloud on TL Arena in BW (ignoring the fact that there were DTs in my base, of course). I can do the same to Nony!
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Battle.net ID: Bounch.735
Division: Platinum
Points: 369
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Cause I love trash talk the hell out of the opponent (in good fun) and love doing silly games like this. I'm also kinda of a big deal.
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Battle.net ID: hyungbean
Division: Diamond
Points: 400ish
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because I touch myself at night.
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EDIT: Wait I can't do it.. Im on the SEA server ... Delete pls.
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Battle.net ID : Joei
Division : Platinum
Points : 252
Race : Protoss
Why you deserve a game: haha i don't, which is why getting a chance would be so awesome!
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Battle.net ID: DarKnight
Division: Silver
Points: ~50
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Who doesn't want to see a noob get demolished by a pro?
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Battle.net ID: Wolfey.283
Division: Platinum
Points: ~100
Race: Protoss/Zerg
Why you deserve a game: My ex-girlfriend's name was Tyler and she cheated on me. This will make me feel better, unless I lose, which I would rage instead.
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Battle.net ID: HellsAngel.260
Division: Platinum
Points: ~250
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I like trying weird and wacky strategies, with some good timings, which generate generally interesting game play. I feel that my mechanics can really throw me off sometimes, and with the strategies, a better player could take them a lot farther.
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Battle.net ID: Random.406 (youngminii.647 on SEA)
Division: Nil (Diamond on SEA)
Points: 0 (400+ on SEA)
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because TL:Attack needs flavour from all countries/servers! Plus Plexa, you feel guilty for beating me with a dirty proxy pylon tactic and so you can redeem your guilt by letting me play in this!
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Battle.net ID: Virile.567
Division: Platinum
Points: ~250
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game:I like Starcraft, I'd like an attempt to play with the best, if only for a very short time.
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Battle.net ID: MrShmugles
Division: Silver
Points: 270ish
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Cause all i do is craft and i aint talkin bout Mac&Cheese.
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Battle.net ID: CitanZero
Division: Diamond
Points: 285
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I've sat late into the night many times watching youtube videos of his games, admiring his ability, wishing I could be in the game instead of watching.
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Battle.net ID: Yttrasil
Division: Higher than your mom? (plat)
Points: Over 9000? (300ish)
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Quoting Firebathero from the Battle.net attack show in Korea "To all the battlenet users, I want them to fear progamers. There are many that think they, themselves, can be a progamer and win some games. I want those people NEVER to even THINK about those foolishness. I am going to send them to a far far distant place called Disneyland."
So this is the reason I'm gonna show you how inferior we normal casual players actually are and I want to hear the commentators mock my play!
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Battle.net ID: Smiggins
Division: Diamond
Points: 235
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: becuz i want the chance to beat a pro!
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Battle.net ID: Astarwulf
Division: Diamond
Points: 400
Race: Protoss
Why? Well because that's why!
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Battle.net ID: Believer
Division: Would probably be plat/diamond if I had cared to play ladder after release
Points: -
Race: Anything you want me to crush you with.
Why you deserve a game: Why the hell not? I'm awesome.
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Battle.net ID: Cynan
Division: Platinum
Points: around 300
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: Because I eat phoenixes for breakfast (when I'm not making them myself)
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Battle.net ID: Mikilatov
Division: Plat (Only played 6 games, I'm 6-0)
Points: Something terrible.
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: <3 TLAttack, <3 Nony, <3 SC2. I'm 6-0 post release (played about 800 games in beta), and would like my first loss to be against Nony. Plus I'd love to cook up some sort of entertaining build, that will most likely fail horribly, for it.
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Battle.net ID: Zamiel
Division: Plat
Points: ~300
Race: P
Why you deserve a game: Because I would mother Nony's children.
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Battle.net ID : Rejuvenation
Division : Diamond
Points : 300, ill get 400 by 7th =)
Race : PROtoss
Why you deserve a game : Because i just got playing this game, i am currently at a decent level and i would like to step up my game by having pro and amateur tips. I wasn't so bad at BW and quit for WoW =( but im hoping to play this game for a while if i can get any good.
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Battle.net ID : dez.853
Division : Bronze on beta, none yet on live.
Points: N/A
Race: Terran.
Why I deserve a game: I have an urgent need to be violated. This is my only chance to contribute my creative gameplay to the TL community in any form.
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This is noon on Friday, August 6th for us PST dwellers, yes? If so, I'd like to register!
Battle.net ID: Igakusei.364
Division: Not placed yet, but 3-0 in placement matches so far, lol. I was a C zerg in SC1, but have no freaking clue how anything works in SC2 yet so I'll probably get rolled by anyone in platinum or diamond with a clue.
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: I'll help you with your science homework.
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On August 02 2010 08:46 Simiard wrote:
Battle.net ID: Simiard
Division: Silver
Points: 167
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game:
I wanna to be the very best. Like no one ever was. To test pros is my real test. To face them is my cause. I will travel across Char searching far and wide. Teach zerglings the power that's inside! FOR THE SWARM! Gott'a own them all. It's you and me, I know it's my destiny. FOR THE SWARM! ohh you're my best friend. In a world we must defend. Gotta' own them all oh so true. You teach me and I'll beat you. FOOR THEEE SWAARM
I Vote this guy!!!
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Battle.net ID: Psychopomp
Division: Diamond
Points: 312
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Pheonixes in PvP absolutely wipe the floor with me in a hilarious manner?
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Battle.net ID:MokuZ
Division: Platinum
Points:311
Race: Zerg
Why I deserve a game: I have played years of BW... in isolated LAN so while I have played a while, my style is quite terrible and my habits are bad and hard to unlearn, but makes the games look interesting at least.
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ID: Macht
Division: Diamond
Points: 257
Race: Terran
Why: I've got a heavy metal mouth that hurls obscenity
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Battle.net ID: SichuanPanda.143
Division: Platinum
Points: ~200
Race: Random
Why I Deserve a Game: I've played RTS games for the better part of ten years and always wanted to face a pro just to see how I stack up. In WC3 I actually had the luck of facing WeRRa.ShowTime in four matches (I actually took one game from him) and quite simply am looking for a similar opportunity in SC2. The games versus Show taught me more in four games than I would have learned in months of ladder. Also I'm a Panda.
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Battle Net ID: Pandain.459
Division: Plat
Points: ~250
Race: Zerg
Why I deserve a game: If you don't let me play, I will personally eat Gretorp.
+ Show Spoiler +Actually I can't play, I just wanted to put this cause I felt it would be an automatic win :/
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Battle.net ID: Zoltan.472
Division: Diamond
Points: ~300
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Chill embarrases me in all my threads and I want revenge
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Battle Net ID: WashCycle
Division: None 1/0 That is how BA I am I they didn't even have a division BA enough for me.
Points: 0 Who needs points?
Race: Protoss I <3 White-Ra skillz and since love conquers all I will conquer this pro.
Why I deserve a game: Because my insults alone will make the pro cry and surrender before I even engage him in battle.
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Battle.net ID: dOpa
Division: Diamond
Points: 339
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I'll be there if selected.
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Battle.net ID: bliss.530
Division: diamond
Points: 386
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I only deserve a game as much as the next TL citizen
edit: I also check TL 24/7 T_T~~
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Battle.net ID: iSin
Division: Plat hyperion phi
Points: ~50
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I'm an all around nice guy TL contributor and long time member plus there are no more arbitersssssss for nony to own me with.
Also I used to be one of Incontrol's Students.
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Battle.net ID: Kpyolysis
Division: Diamond
Points: 236
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game:
Five reasons:
1. PvP is stupid as fuck so I'm going to be really mad the entire match and you'll probably get to laugh at me. It's just a big game of "Who can select Sentries and spam F-click the most." >=/
2. I have a friend with piano who can and will play the keyboard cat song over and over through ingame voice chat, to drive Nony crazy. By, the way: force the players to turn on ingame voice chat, it'll be waaay more fun that way
3. I had the idea of forcing the players to turn on ingame voice chat, which you love and respect me infinitely for
4. I'm actually not bad at this game
5. I lied, I only have 4, but 4 sucks as a number because it has a number of letters equal to its value and is the first nonprime integer, so I needed a number 5
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
NAME: Caucasian
Division: Diamond
Points: 308
Race: Protoss
Why? Because I seek revenge on NonY for beating me in CSL. I SHALL SEEK MY REVENGE NONY!
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Battle.net ID: Sworn
Division: Diamond
Points: 400
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I think it would be fun to play more games that are streamed to thousands of people and I would love to be able to show a good game to thousands of people.
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Battle.net ID: NYHC #472 profile link
Division: Diamond
Points: 265
Race: Protoss
Why: I actually signed up for Make-A-Wish foundation and they told me it would be easier to just register through here than have them to go through the trouble of contacting you.
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Battle.net ID: InToTheWanna.822
Division: Platinum
Points: 152
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Because I'm a 8 year TL.net vet, and a SC/BW vet of 10+ years. Despite this I'm still awful enough that Nony will be able to roll me a number very funny ways and hey, aint that the point? I also try to help out the community when I can. I was a iccup mod for a while, and I try too make a effort with most of my posts on TL. Did I mention I am a awful awful payer?
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Battle.net ID: Annul
Division: Gold
Points: ???
Race: BROtoss (currently)
Why you deserve a game: I invented the planetary fortress rush.
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Battle.net ID: Darkness.933
Division: Not yet placed. Diamond in beta (top 10-ish...)
Points: ~400 phase 2 after 30 games.
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Why not?
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Battle.net ID: gdroxor.320
Division: Platinum
Points: ~300
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I'm goddamn awful and it would make for a hell of an entertaining TL Attack for everyone else.
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Battle.net ID: iskra
Division: gold
Points: 10
Race: zerg
Why you deserve a game:
sup G. da bomb here (you can call me B). im interested in participatin in yo' bro(d)cast fellas.
first i wanna give props to plexa for bringin' this together you a real brother and a G..no homo
so, i dont know who this nony kid is but i be down for 1v1ing him, thug style...
word.
i hear he a reaaaal fan of thrown down those pro toss birdies but imma slap those fools down..straight up..you know what im sayin'?
you see..the difference between him and me is..imma predator..imma top DAWG.. you hear that NO NEE? imma shark and imma bite his white ass.
anyway my hoes be callin'so i gotta roll . remember if you need me..crank back three times and i be there yeaaaaaaaa
peace.
B.
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Battle.net ID: Reticent
Division: Platinum
Points: 216
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: Worked my way up from Silver league, so the next logical step is to play a pro! :D
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Battle.net ID: lycheejello
Division: N/A (Diamond in beta)
Points: 5 placements remaining
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I'm so good at sc2 that ive been playing strictly 2v2s. Not only that, but ive been playing at a platinum level because the the ranking system obviously does not promote the best players to diamond. I will crush Nony. (or if not me, you should let faze play =D)
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Battle.net ID: Rhyme.876
Division: Gold
Points: ~350
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I will lift (my hatchery) to gold.
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Battle.net ID: Ephemerality 107
Division: Diamond
Points: 249 atm
Race: Random
I deserve a game because I like trying really wacky strategies and I guarantee that the game I play will be interesting. Also I've watched quite a few of Nony's games so I should be able to win hopefully.
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Battle.net ID: StevenSeagal.274
Division: Gold (got cheesed in placement matches 3 times in a row, honest!)
Points: 247
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I have made a lot of mistakes. But I've worked hard. I have no fear of death. More important, I don't fear life. I was born with a serious spiritual consciousness and for many years studied different paths. It's not over 'till the wolf howls!
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On August 03 2010 03:47 iSiN wrote:
Why you deserve a game: I'm an all around nice guy
WHAT?
Battle.net ID: Monokeros
Division: Diamond
Points: 302
Race: Random
Why you deserve a game: I've been wanting to participate in TL:Attack since the first one with incontrol back during the [media] days, but couldnt because of the horrble port forwarding super lag problem that I was not allowed to fix. Now that sc2 allows me to play with multilple people I am super excite for TL:Attack. Oh and I got to D+ on iccup back when I played BW Yeah, I'm that good. Plexa is my real ID friend as well AND we chat on MSN like bff, I have so many GREAT reasons.
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Battle.net ID: Jaxtile
Division: Diamond
Points: ~250?
Race: Zerg
Why?
Nony is sooo scrub I could beat him with mass lings. Without speed upgrade, and with one overlord.
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Someone should really make a "Why you deserve a game" response-highlights thread. lol Some are fucking hilarious!
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Battle.net ID: Therapist.731
Division: Diamond
Points: 308
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I will beat Nony.
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Battle.net ID: Pesti
Division: Di4mond
Points: 253
R4ce: Zerg
Why you deserve a g4me: "I like Turtles" ( and i know u like them 2)
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Battle.net ID: Kenny
Division: Diamond
Points: 340
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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Battle.net ID: Dopplewalk
Division: Diamond
Points: 320
Race: Zerg
Why I deserve a game: More importantly, why don't I deserve a game? Ha! I am competent enough to put on a decent show, and witty enough to say something smart (or something stupid) and I go down in flames.
Besides, all the other posters have "Why you deserve a game" which leads me to believe they are all talking about me and supporting me.
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Battle.net ID: FatKiddsLag
Division: Diamond
Points: 303
Race: Protoss
Why I deserve a game: I don't do that 4 gate crap. I'm a macro player who will be back to high level diamond play once my gf gets off my cock and lets me actually play some sc. If nonY does that phoenix nonsense I'm going to wreck his face.
Edit: back in Diamond again
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Battle.net ID: Svelte.708
Divisionlatinum
Points: 0
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I won all 5 of my placement matches! That means I'm really good, right?
If I win, I will have Cafepress make me an "I beat NonY t-shirt."
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Battle.net ID:Street
Division: Platinum
Points:350
Race:Random
Why you deserve a game: My friends (cookienim) refuses to leave me alone about registering, probably because he is afraid of losing to Nony alone. Also, I can compete with Nony's devilish good looks.
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Battle.net ID: Endymion
Division: Diamond
Points: ~500
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Because I can beat Nony at OSU!, he needs a reason not to cry himself to sleep each night.
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Battle.net ID: Prots
Division: Silver
Points: At present 195
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I'm silver and I'm ballsy enough to want to try to beat NonY. I am not one of those boobs who 4 gates all the time; I actually think about my play. This, however, means that I play like IdrA or TLO, both of whom I watch frequently, but are suited to playing against good players. I pretty much always get rushed. I play random, but I'm throwing in my bit as toss, which is one of the more entertaining races. I won't GG until all of my troops, probes, and buildings are gone. Never GG.
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Battle.net ID: Harbinger.398
Division: Platinum
Points: 117
Race: Random
Why I deserve a game: I could show off my awesome spam clicking apm and poor micro to the world! Plus I play random, who doesn't like that ?
P.S. Nony ain't got nothin on this
Edit: added character code
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Battle.net ID: memcpy.151
Division: Diamond
Points: 400
Race: Zerguu
Why you deserve a game: I play zerg. lolz. blaarauguguh!
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Battle.net ID: FLamer.232
Division: platinum
Points: ~100
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: Because the Arbiterssss video on youtube made me a big Nony fan ;D
And because i really like to fight good players, i always learn more from lost games
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Battle.net ID: DarkLicH.830
Division: Diamond
Points: ~350
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I'm an old guy like NonY! Relatively speaking of course - just turned 25. I've been a long time lurker on these forums and want to get more involved in both the TL community and SC2 as a whole. I'm a long time RTS player with the "predator" instinct White-rA referred to in one of his interviews. I think I have what it takes to put up a good fight.
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Plz delete as im working that day >.<
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Battle.net ID: Mordrid
Division: Diamond
Points: ~300
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game:
I'm a man,
I have the swiftness of a coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
And all the strength of a raging fire,
And I am also as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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Battle.net ID: aeoliant
Division: Platinum
Points: 63
Race: Random
Why I deserve a game: I named my child Tyler
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Battle.net ID: BloodNGlory.547
Division: NONE
Points: NONE
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: Because I have a record of 3-0! I am UNBEATABLE. Also because this event convinced me to finally register after 7 months of lurking these boards!
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Battle.net ID: Naik
Division: Diamond
Points: 273
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: Because i enjoy pain and humiliation.
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Battle.net ID: Ender
Division: Platinum
Points: 174
Race: Protoss
Why I deserve a game: Because I am a very bright young man that rather do something with my life than to give it to the streets and have nothing in life.
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Battle.net ID: AlienAlias.352
Division: Platinum
Points:283
Race: Zerg
Why you deserve a game: I'm good at spamming APM early. Very good. So good, that I often forget to build my first overlord because I'm too busy spamming APM. If I spent $500 on APMTECHNOLOGY, my keyboard would glow red for atleast 30 seconds before I freaked out and realized I forgot my overlord.
Also, because I'm probably going to be the last post trying to sign up for this considering in 1 hour 20 minutes (EST) it will already be august 5th.
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Battle.net ID: TLsixofour
Division: Diamond
Points: 352
Race: Protoss
Why you deserve a game: I think i deserve to have a game because i think i can show those thousands of people watching that a joe that can really pull something off vs a pro
ive never played beta and i just picked this game up from scratch , and every now and then people i play with ask me if im team liquid and i always wondered what that was , then i go on google and look for team liquid and i find this amazing thread about how i can play infront of thousands of people and show them how good i can really be . ive always just wanted to be a pro at this game and now i see this as a chance to really be one. make it or break it hope u give me the chance to play against ur pros
p.s. my name is not biting team liquid its ACURA TL
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Battle.net ID: Grobyc
Division: Platinum (Shuttle Whiskey)
Points: 44 (only played 1 division game so far)
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I'm a die hard SC fan and it would be an honour to play against Nony :D. Also, I try to contribute every now and then :<. Also, the 7th is one of the few days I have off because I work 40 hours /week and still try to squeeze SC time in.
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Battle.net ID: Masq
Division: Pylon Kappa
Points: 700+
Race: Terran
Why you deserve a game: I like nony!
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
Signups are now closed! Participants are being contacted! If people pull out on the day, we will take people from IRC to replace them!
Selection was made on the basis of reason and race.
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