Dota 2 QQ thread - Page 757
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ShinySleepy
Philippines80 Posts
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Derrida
2885 Posts
I farm nice and avoid ganks, game ends up going towards a base race where they are pushing 5 and raping my team (1-6 mirana, 2-10 faceless, 1-6 phantom) while I am pushing with treants from 2 lanes. they win. | ||
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BoesFX
1466 Posts
On September 21 2013 21:38 zezamer wrote: silence doesnt give u damage, and russians like to do damage. Won anyway but =? + Show Spoiler + I do that skill build against AI and rush dagon 5 to farm int as much as possible . Of course, in real game I won't do something like that. | ||
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BlitzerSC
Italy8800 Posts
Guess what ? He was muted... edit: Checked his profile as well and it turns out he was Russian. Thank god I queued EU west english language, right guys ? | ||
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TRAP[yoo]
Hungary6026 Posts
On September 21 2013 22:28 BlitzerSC wrote: A dude on my team picks PL, he feeds 3 kills to a nature's prophet ( How the fuck do you die with PL against Furion ????) and then leaves. Guess what ? He was muted... edit: Checked his profile as well and it turns out he was Russian. Thank god I queued EU west english language, right guys ? at least he left the game i also selected english as my preffered language and had to play with 4 man stack from russia against 5 other russians...not !1! english word the whole game and the typical CIS playstyle. we were quite far ahead but hey...lets dive t3 3v5 and after that 4v5 to lose the game as fast as possible | ||
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BlitzerSC
Italy8800 Posts
On September 21 2013 22:42 TRAP[yoo] wrote: at least he left the game i also selected english as my preffered language and had to play with 4 man stack from russia against 5 other russians...not !1! english word the whole game and the typical CIS playstyle. we were quite far ahead but hey...lets dive t3 3v5 and after that 4v5 to lose the game as fast as possible Our SF got first blood mid vs a Tinker. that game was won if he didn't leave. I queue again and this time I get matched with a Naix who afk farms the woods even when there is a empty lane and all the opposing time is visible. Enemy team proceeds to push and we are forced to 4 vs 5 and lose, at the end of the game we our team had 25 kills and he was part of 1 ( ONE ). What a fucking joke, my last 5 losses ( all in a row btw ) were all because of teammates not cooperating and leavers on my team. Best matchmaking ever. | ||
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hooahah
3752 Posts
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Gentso
United States2218 Posts
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Mauti
France25 Posts
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Zexion
Sweden971 Posts
I solo queue (perhaps the problems lies here) SD and WD is first pick. Alright, he's a pretty nice support. I tell them I will play sniper because I have Dazzle and Wisp. Not very comfortable with any of those two so I tell my teammates. So far so good. Then the rest picks Drow, Medusa and Sven. Uhhh, ok. Drow goes mid, Medusa and Sven goes off lane. It's not THAT terrible I guess. But then Drow proceeds to feed Kunkka mid. 0-5 in 8 minutes, Sven and Medusa gets owned by Bane and Viper (not an easy combo to deal with though) and WD keeps pulling without stacking so we get push against PL and Slark (yes, they went Radiant off lane), even when I nicely tell him that he should stack and why he should do it. I don't get the gold and XP that I could have got. Nice and easy. Don't get mad, just play, I tell myself. Me and Sven tell everyone to play safe, stop dying and just farm because have better late game, even if we're up against PL. Sounds like a plan. We get a couple of kills because they try to dive. Looks like we can actually pull this off. What happens next? Drow and WD keeps pushing far into lanes without a single wards and keeps dying even more. They get even more fed and we lose of course. Drow 0-13-0, WD, 1-8-2. | ||
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hooahah
3752 Posts
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Paperplane
Netherlands1823 Posts
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tjuggx
114 Posts
On September 22 2013 05:45 Paperplane wrote: 10 game loss streak. Life is hard right now : ( I just got out of my 8 game loss streak and now so far I have won 6 in a row. It will turn around just wait | ||
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unkkz
Norway2196 Posts
Why yes! Then your job is done! Not like we need sentries against SB tuskar, clinkz and slark. Nope dun need em, we need a goddamn mjolnir. "Do you really think me building mjolnir is whats losing us the game?" Why YES IT FREAKING DOES, because clinkz pops out of nowhere and kills half the team with his dual burizas everytime we leave the freaking base. Next game Lion and bloodseeker lose and feed a SOLO SPIRITBREAKER. HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE?!?!?!?! He charges? Oh lol hex/stun. NOPE TOO HARD. Game is lost when SB is level 8 and 4 - 0 when the rest of us are level 4-5. | ||
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Coil1
128 Posts
There was another support tryout that was lina. He 1. Bought no sentries in a tri v tri. 2. Bought a fucking stout shield for "protection" 3. Skills slave lv1 4. Skills passive at lv3 or 4 something stupid. 5. Only ults low people 6. Built a fucking midas. 7. Spams voice chat about how "he needs to get better at lina" No dude, you have bigger problems than just 1 hero. I figured, hey, it's just a dumb tryout. I should have fucking listened to my inner-voice telling me that if this captain can't even do basic screening with dotabuff and replays, he's probably a moron. I went with it anyway. We get together today to practice and play cm. Except we're missing someone cause they bailed at the last minute. So he brings in "life-time friends"(did I mention he was a singaporean with a tenous grasp of the english language?" which turn out to be 1. One of those wannabe pros that bitches and moans for wisp cause "all the pros do it". He plays it and proceeds to always be out of position. Never get more than 1 level in spirits. Take early points in overcharge(????). I have to tell him to stack and pull while I'm warding. He ends the game 0-12-1 with no boots. 2. A jakiro that misses every ice path, skills liquid fire at lv3. I fucking swear he was following one of those horrible in-game guides people make. I know one of them says to take an early point in passive. Tries to pull through(thankfully he's awful and completely mistimed it) when we were pushing. Proceeds to dick around in jungle doing fuck all while alch and I attempt to push a tower as 2. Didn't go so well. He bought 0 detection for the sblade troll. 3. the captain himself. Loses mid every game and then bitches at team. Bitches at me for not making that a 4v2 instead of a 4v1. Bitches at everyone for "no tps" when he's trying to defend a 200hp tower 1v5. jesus christ why do I put myself through this shit. these people actually think they can go pro. | ||
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Alur
Denmark3900 Posts
On September 22 2013 07:12 Coil1 wrote: Doing another tryout for a team. There was another support tryout that was lina. He 1. Bought no sentries in a tri v tri. 2. Bought a fucking stout shield for "protection" 3. Skills slave lv1 4. Skills passive at lv3 or 4 something stupid. 5. Only ults low people 6. Built a fucking midas. 7. Spams voice chat about how "he needs to get better at lina" No dude, you have bigger problems than just 1 hero. I figured, hey, it's just a dumb tryout. I should have fucking listened to my inner-voice telling me that if this captain can't even do basic screening with dotabuff and replays, he's probably a moron. I went with it anyway. We get together today to practice and play cm. Except we're missing someone cause they bailed at the last minute. So he brings in "life-time friends"(did I mention he was a singaporean with a tenous grasp of the english language?" which turn out to be 1. One of those wannabe pros that bitches and moans for wisp cause "all the pros do it". He plays it and proceeds to always be out of position. Never get more than 1 level in spirits. Take early points in overcharge(????). I have to tell him to stack and pull while I'm warding. He ends the game 0-12-1 with no boots. 2. A jakiro that misses every ice path, skills liquid fire at lv3. I fucking swear he was following one of those horrible in-game guides people make. I know one of them says to take an early point in passive. Tries to pull through(thankfully he's awful and completely mistimed it) when we were pushing. Proceeds to dick around in jungle doing fuck all while alch and I attempt to push a tower as 2. Didn't go so well. He bought 0 detection for the sblade troll. 3. the captain himself. Loses mid every game and then bitches at team. Bitches at me for not making that a 4v2 instead of a 4v1. Bitches at everyone for "no tps" when he's trying to defend a 200hp tower 1v5. jesus christ why do I put myself through this shit. these people actually think they can go pro. You do it because you get awesome stories like this, keep on keepin' on. | ||
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zezamer
Finland5701 Posts
On September 22 2013 07:23 Alur wrote: You do it because you get awesome stories like this, keep on keepin' on. yes, gave me a laugh , keep em coming | ||
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rabidch
United States20289 Posts
On September 22 2013 07:12 Coil1 wrote: Doing another tryout for a team. There was another support tryout that was lina. He 1. Bought no sentries in a tri v tri. 2. Bought a fucking stout shield for "protection" 3. Skills slave lv1 4. Skills passive at lv3 or 4 something stupid. 5. Only ults low people 6. Built a fucking midas. 7. Spams voice chat about how "he needs to get better at lina" No dude, you have bigger problems than just 1 hero. I figured, hey, it's just a dumb tryout. I should have fucking listened to my inner-voice telling me that if this captain can't even do basic screening with dotabuff and replays, he's probably a moron. I went with it anyway. We get together today to practice and play cm. Except we're missing someone cause they bailed at the last minute. So he brings in "life-time friends"(did I mention he was a singaporean with a tenous grasp of the english language?" which turn out to be 1. One of those wannabe pros that bitches and moans for wisp cause "all the pros do it". He plays it and proceeds to always be out of position. Never get more than 1 level in spirits. Take early points in overcharge(????). I have to tell him to stack and pull while I'm warding. He ends the game 0-12-1 with no boots. 2. A jakiro that misses every ice path, skills liquid fire at lv3. I fucking swear he was following one of those horrible in-game guides people make. I know one of them says to take an early point in passive. Tries to pull through(thankfully he's awful and completely mistimed it) when we were pushing. Proceeds to dick around in jungle doing fuck all while alch and I attempt to push a tower as 2. Didn't go so well. He bought 0 detection for the sblade troll. 3. the captain himself. Loses mid every game and then bitches at team. Bitches at me for not making that a 4v2 instead of a 4v1. Bitches at everyone for "no tps" when he's trying to defend a 200hp tower 1v5. jesus christ why do I put myself through this shit. these people actually think they can go pro. 5/5... oh wait this isnt a blog ![]() | ||
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Laserist
Turkey4269 Posts
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blobrus
4297 Posts
Fucking seriously we have 4 carries already let's go ahead and last pick ursa and put batrider mid with a pudge and zeus what the fuck | ||
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. Of course, in real game I won't do something like that.