Randomed Void (fave hero) Tell my team I'm gonna go top safelane (Dire). Other guy on team instapicks Sven and takes top lane, doesn't respond to me asking him to go bot lane since I'm more suited for safelane, so I'm forced into hard lane. Other team is all ranged we have 1 ranged......TA (aka HORRIBLE ranged). Thankfully one of the Radiant early abandoned. But the fun didn't end there...
Randomed Bane (don't like playing support) so I told my team I was gonna go mid ganker build. Guy on my team is like "FIRST TIME PLAYING PUDGE DONT HATE" First of all, if it's your first time playing a hero try out first in Bots...
I told him not to pick since I was going mid already, and he picks pudge. He repicks and claims to have randomed.....yes. Pudge AGAIN.
Look at his gold, doesn't make sense. Decide to go hardlane Bane with Rubick (my friend). Got first blood and some other good kills, but Pudge in mid is so bad at the hero that he starts the ultimate throw of the game. We keep losing teamfight after teamfight because Pudge doesn't know how to Hook, rot and Dismember...
Later on he fortifies when NONE of our buildings are being attacked. He blames it on me, even though I suspect it was him. We throw the game despite an amazing start, and to top it all off, I get interrupted midgame.
I'm not quite sure how to say this without sounding like an extremely angry guy, but
FUCK NATURE PROPHET. FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT.
it takes way too much fucking farm to deal with this cunt, meanwhile he pushes the FUCK out of you. Oh you're trying to gank him at one lane? MOVED TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE MAP. Oh you're having a teamfight? GEUSS YOUR RAX IS GONE ASSHOLE
today is not a very good day to play dota first a game with abaddon and treant that both dont want to use their spells on their buddys and after that a russian weaver who maxed out swarm first...for no reason at all. i dont even have to mention that i had the best stats in this game with a support tide...yes i supported this weaver
On September 13 2013 20:28 ZeroStarCraft2 wrote: omg...
Randomed Void (fave hero) Tell my team I'm gonna go top safelane (Dire). Other guy on team instapicks Sven and takes top lane, doesn't respond to me asking him to go bot lane since I'm more suited for safelane, so I'm forced into hard lane. Other team is all ranged we have 1 ranged......TA (aka HORRIBLE ranged). Thankfully one of the Radiant early abandoned. But the fun didn't end there...
QQ.
Sounds just like my last game, except I random first, get specter, call safe lane. Team gets a jungler and a random Brood Mother. Great lanes I think, but no. Why pick the standard lanes?
Brood mother goes safe lane with the support, who proceed to feed the enemy who buy sentries, but brood will still not leave the safe lane and neither will the support.
So, I had a fun game of solo off lane against a VS and Troll.
We actually won this game, but we sure made it as hard as possible.
On September 13 2013 20:49 hooahah wrote: I'm not quite sure how to say this without sounding like an extremely angry guy, but
FUCK NATURE PROPHET. FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT.
it takes way too much fucking farm to deal with this cunt, meanwhile he pushes the FUCK out of you. Oh you're trying to gank him at one lane? MOVED TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE MAP. Oh you're having a teamfight? GEUSS YOUR RAX IS GONE ASSHOLE
in my experience invis heroes with high amounts of burst damage that can easily solo kill him do well very against him in pubs. for example solo mid NA, or doom with shadow blade that pops up and says hi etc.
my QQ is that whenever i pick furion, someone on the other team will invariably pick space cow. I can still win but it's annoying
On September 13 2013 20:49 hooahah wrote: I'm not quite sure how to say this without sounding like an extremely angry guy, but
FUCK NATURE PROPHET. FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT.
it takes way too much fucking farm to deal with this cunt, meanwhile he pushes the FUCK out of you. Oh you're trying to gank him at one lane? MOVED TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE MAP. Oh you're having a teamfight? GEUSS YOUR RAX IS GONE ASSHOLE
in my experience invis heroes with high amounts of burst damage that can easily solo kill him do well very against him in pubs. for example solo mid NA, or doom with shadow blade that pops up and says hi etc.
my QQ is that whenever i pick furion, someone on the other team will invariably pick space cow. I can still win but it's annoying
Luckily space cows in my pubs rarely go bkb or shadowblade, so i can rush a hex and go back to split pushing.
First game of the day: the Tidehunter on my team leave -> Lost
Second game of the day: got matched with a Russian who last picked Pudge even though he had no idea on what he was doing. -> Lost.
Can't wait for third game.
edit: Ok, third game was won because a dude on the other team left.
Fourth game. I random naga and call easy lane to farm (note I was the first to pick ). A dude says that Naga siren is shit and decides to pick Naix and contest my farm. Then he says this: + Show Spoiler +
He starts with a quelling blade but he is so fucking bad that he can't even steal my last hits with 67+ dmg when I only had 47. After a while it turns out that the Crystal Maiden was his friend: + Show Spoiler +
Game was obviously lost, here is the score screen: + Show Spoiler +
Compare my score with Naix and CM. Yeah . . .
ps. People like this Naix are the WORST kind of player in dota. I called easy lane and I have a carry so what's the problem ?
On September 13 2013 11:30 Gidded wrote: Fuck pudge, invoker, lone druid, nature's prophet and centaur. If I never had to play against any of these heroes again I'd be happy for it.
The only hero in that list that is semi-problematic at this time is Nature's Prophet... I see him in about 90% of my games recently and he's pretty annoying, but not impossible to deal with.
Just break his spirit
Or storm spirit, or clock. Or just have Spectre who can deal with split push and insta port to a fight anyway. Prophet only feels OP when your heroes suck at dealing with him
On September 13 2013 23:22 BlitzerSC wrote: First game of the day: the Tidehunter on my team leave -> Lost
Second game of the day: got matched with a Russian who last picked Pudge even though he had no idea on what he was doing. -> Lost.
Can't wait for third game.
edit: Ok, third game was won because a dude on the other team left.
Fourth game. I random naga and call easy lane to farm (note I was the first to pick ). A dude says that Naga siren is shit and decides to pick Naix and contest my farm. Then he says this: + Show Spoiler +
He starts with a quelling blade but he is so fucking bad that he can't even steal my last hits with 67+ dmg when I only had 47. After a while it turns out that the Crystal Maiden was his friend: + Show Spoiler +
Game was obviously lost, here is the score screen: + Show Spoiler +
Compare my score with Naix and CM. Yeah . . .
ps. People like this Naix are the WORST kind of player in dota. I called easy lane and I have a carry so what's the problem ?
You need to stop playing all pick or something. This is a dark world you are going to. Play inhouse games or anything that isn't that.
Lost 5 games in a row. I wanna QQ, but the truth is that all in all, I still had fun.
I just want to know one thing - why is it that whenever I have a teammate NP he's a dumb fuck that can't push a lane without dying and doesn't gank at all, but whenever there's a NP on the other team he's like motherfucking omnipresent?
another thing I've noticed - once people have decided that they've lost, they will do some dumb dumb fucking shit, lose because of it and then go "see we lost". Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;_; it doesn't matter how much I try to motivate them, we lost = we lost
had a teammate that decided that we lost as soon as the game started, so he built brown boots -> dagon...he was our only support too. http://dotabuff.com/matches/308737493 and yes that is a Drow that went for a Vlads first, and a Slardar that went for a Crystalis first.
Had a Lesharc that decided that he wanted to be solo suicide. No wards or courier at all (so I transitioned from a solo suicide Clock into a 5th support Clockwork...), he built a minute 30 Bloodstone. Fuck you asshole, if you're going to be a douchebag at least be good at it. Fucking cunt. http://dotabuff.com/matches/308793711
this is a game that we started 10-0, but then a few mistakes happened and people started giving up. http://dotabuff.com/matches/308840076 I honestly think we could've won if we just played safer. AM got (with free farm and several kills) a minute 17 battlefury, first thing he did was try to kill a courier, blinked all the way to their fountain and then died. A won game, thrown.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/308673732 this game made me hate Nyx. Why the FUCK does this hero exist. We're both level 12, same amount of farm (think I had more), we're both 5th position, except Nyx can burst me down in 1 second flat from fuckign invis. Bonus points - I convinced the Dark Seer to stop giving Slark shit for being bad. Slark was bad, but calling him bad consistently wasn't gonna make us win. I like to think that I made a small difference today.
played 5 games today. 5 of them had leavers. on my side. yay.
I've been tusking it up all those games and at one point i was about to walrus punch their carry in the motherfucking throath and our pudge hooks me back. It would've been a kill for me. When I askmed him whyyyyyyyyyyyyy his response was a curteous fuck you.
On September 13 2013 03:09 Deathmanbob wrote: Okay, soooo here we go Im playing with my low MM friend, he really is new to the game and i try to help him as best i can. I decide because my net is bad, and because its low MM fuck it and ill LD jungle. I know LD jungle is bad and their are better junlgers but i love LD and i didnt feel like laning him if i was getting lag. So we have SK top, Bat mid, Tree and AM bot and me jungle. The SK is vs a lion alch lane and they dive him under tower, not only do i stop the FB on our skelly king but i turn it around and he gets FB on their alch, things are going good right? i get midas in an okay time and im on track for 20 min boots on bear midas and raid, not a bad day in the jungle. I get two towers and all is going great.... Then i notice that Skelly has two rings of regan and i go wha? why two? he goes because i need it and there is nothing wrong with it.. i let it go and dont care, then i notice he has 3k gold saved up... hey skelly whats your first item? heart? oh? really? fuck! then he goes 1v4 and pings for people to help, am jumps in and dies because now its 2v5... me and tree are close but i say b and skelly gets pissed, because i didnt jump in and feed with him he sells all his items and feeds cours to the other team... HE HAD A HEART! HE SOLD HIS HEART AND BOUGHT COURS THAT HE THEN FED TO THE OTHER TEAM! i have never seen a bigger cunt in all of dota
man haha I don't think i've ever seen someone do this... did you report him? honestly though, I don't know if reports are even worth anything... :/
Ugh. First game after a month-long holiday with no dota. End up puck mid because our nyx doesn't want it. Whatever.
Teammate 1: aforementioned nyx, wants offlane. Doesn't leave lane once before like level 13. Rages at me constantly until I mute him.
Teammate 2: standard "support" lion who buys cour and then sits and steals lasthits from our spectre to make dagon. Also rages at me because apparently it is mid's job to buy wards and upgrade the courier.
Teammate 3: lastpick afk jungle naix who is level freaking 6 with boots and freaking gloves at freaking 15 minutes.
Urgh sometimes these Furion picks just piss me off...so guy on my team picks furion, gets teleport and goes to radiant jungle high ground to farm. Decides to max teleport and sprout first. I tell him repeatedly that he'd farm much faster if he gets treants. Completely ignores my advice. After a little bit into the game he is literally 3 levels behind me (whos playing freaking 5th position support). Because HE WONT GET TREANTS and still uses that stupid high ground farming method. 30 minutes into the game. He FINALLY DECIDES to come out of the jungle to gank...only to die again and again horribly.
EPT
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