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I try to stay up all night to fix my sleep schedule. Playing dota in that time really makes me sad and sleepy. For some reason people are worse at these times.
High Bracket Game, 15min no courier update and zero wards playing against pudge and a Disrupter stealing my last hits whenever he could instead of stacking/pulling creeps.
Storm mid that NEVER left his middle lane to actually contribute anything to the game, even thought we had a Windrunner begging for a gank against a farming void that demolished us 10min later...
valve get your matchmaking together!
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On September 09 2013 08:59 Canas wrote: People who gank mid non stop should be shot through the fucking head, jesus christ This made me laugh. I usually play carry/mid with my friends, but whenever I feel like supporting, I always just constantly smoke gang mid because I know how fucking frustrating it is for them. We probably lose a bunch because we do that over protecting our safelane carry, but what's the game without having fun.
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Whenever I play support I make it a point to gank as much as possible. Which is why I dislike defensive supports, fuck Treant.
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How to be an asshole at dota. In 10 easy steps!
1. Live in South America 2. Bitch about the lack of support 3. Pick Jakiro 4. Buy a 2nd courier (one was already purchased) 5. Never land an ice path or ult when it would be a good time 6. Tell everyone their noobs 7. Absolutely refuse to buy wards 8. Go 0-8 in 15 minutes with 2 assists by time the game is over (30 minute match) 9. Whine to the other team about how noob your team is 10. Be too stupid to realize you're stupid
I apologize for #1. But I am so tired of getting poor players from South America on my team. They are almost always bad. I think during my 1000 dota 2 games I've encountered 2 good Brazilian players. I just don't get it. It shits me to tears honestly. It makes me wish this game was region locked. You know it wouldn't be so bad if they would follow instructions, but they don't. Soon as you say anything to them they instantly start hurling insults (if they even reply), they become extremely counter productive. I'm not even rude about it either because I know that's just detrimental to a team game. The worst is when you're solo queueing and you get 4 of them and they refuse to speak English. I'm sorry but I had English turned on when I queued up and nothing else. Not to mention I'm playing on US servers. It's so tiresome.
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noramlly i dont QQ here....but srsly every fucking time i get furion....some dude insta picks space cow.....jesus christ
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that moment where you realize that as the 5th support, you have more farm than the rest of your team...except bounty hunter. Who's going for a Battlefury.
Game was lost, btw.
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On a 10 loss streak. Not gonna bother queuing again for awhile.
If I play support, I get braindead teammates and I waste all my gold on wards/dust trying to make sure they don't die no matter how braindead. Doesn't work. If I play carry, I get braindead teammates who contest for last hits, dont buy wards, dont upgrade courier and again I waste all my gold buying wards/dust trying to get the space to farm. Doesn't work.
I could smash my head into my keyboard and have a better chance of winning right now.
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A buddy and I got outplayed by an offlane Ax and Tree Ent in the safe lane. I was SS and he was SB. The Ax would creep skip, steal our pull came and generally make us sad. We couldn't do anything, because tree would just drop Living Armor on him every time we tried. I have never been so out played in Dota 2 before. It was a learning experience of how much more I need to learn.
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On September 09 2013 19:45 kaztah wrote:Show nested quote +On September 09 2013 08:59 Canas wrote: People who gank mid non stop should be shot through the fucking head, jesus christ This made me laugh. I usually play carry/mid with my friends, but whenever I feel like supporting, I always just constantly smoke gang mid because I know how fucking frustrating it is for them. We probably lose a bunch because we do that over protecting our safelane carry, but what's the game without having fun.
It's insanely fucking irritating to play SF mid vs a storm spirit who not only has random gold, he also has a potm who buys sentries at level 1 to deward, and then arrows mid every 30 fucking seconds with no help from my team what so ever.
I don't even know why I pick SF anymore, the hero is fucking shit
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some more stories of "very high" ?
support lich goes heardess first item, no courrier no ward all game.
other game
random tdehunter, leaves game before spawn, joins after it's free to leave, flames everyone (not for not pausing just for fun), after a while mid leaves coz he harassed him hard.
"success" leaves game.
I love playing dota, but this game needs elo so badly, very high is sub bronce level in LoL.
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WHEN WILL WE BE ABLE TO BREAK SOMEONE'S NECK THROUGH THE INTERNET ALREADY
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I feel like only having to cope with concentrating on my own lane a bit. So I first pick OD for mid.
Its random draft. Second pick our team? Storm Spirit. But of course! *facepalm*
I'm actually starting to get a little worried now. I lost the game after that one too as Disruptor but that was a little closer. We might have won if not for an awful Drow and a Pugna who dropped. And since then I've won five in a row. Both games where I played well and ones where I played badly. Hell the last game was exceptional.
I fear a reckoning may be coming. >_>
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Safe lane storm can actually be REALLY strong, he can get have orchid + treads around 14-15 mins and just go around killing people
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I QQ about random gold in All Pick. That's broken, especially in mid lane.
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On September 09 2013 23:24 BlitzerSC wrote: I QQ about random gold in All Pick. That's broken, especially in mid lane. its essentially the same as them getting pooled. Its obnoxious but quite beatable. Alternately beg a pool off of one of your supports.
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Just played a game. A GAME. Where all you can as a CG is getting blamed because hooks the enemy hero to save your allies is in my perspective I call it sacrifice, while on their perspectives they call it feed. So cute, the Pudge that was on my team called me stupid and idiot when he got outplayed by TA.
At the start of the game: "Taking offlane, solo. Picking CG" Bam. My mate and a random guy decided to come with me at offlane and enjoying their life.
I just literally can smile all day with this Dota life and my real life are both the same: Fail.
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Game starts. I see we have 2 supports a mid and someone for offlane, so I decide to pick a carry. Then, when I ask if I can be bot, Keeper of the Light says "no, me solo bot".
Fml
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On September 10 2013 00:04 Jerom wrote: Game starts. I see we have 2 supports a mid and someone for offlane, so I decide to pick a carry. Then, when I ask if I can be bot, Keeper of the Light says "no, me solo bot".
Fml Why would anyone ever do that ever? KotL is only as good as the person he is giving mana too.....
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We have Windrunner and Rubick, so I figure we have 2 supports. I pick Razor, since I didn't think we had a mid. Well Rubick decides he should go mid because "I'm the best character in the game". I end up laning with a Russian Sven who didn't say a word the whole game.
Our bottom lane kept getting ganked, so Nature's Prophet asked someone to buy wards. Rubick goes "do it yourself". After explaining to him it should probably be his job (Windrunner's been buying as much as she can), not one of our Carries, we get this gem:
"why should support have to buy all the items for the team? That's no fun, nobody does that"
15 minutes into the game and I knew we'd lost, I contemplated abandoning but I stayed for a slow 30 minute death with our glorious Rubick carry.
Oh and the Russian Sven was either Jungling or Splitpushing during teamfights.
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On September 09 2013 23:20 Canas wrote: Safe lane storm can actually be REALLY strong, he can get have orchid + treads around 14-15 mins and just go around killing people
Yeah I've seen that done before but unfortunately this guy was bottle first into double null talisman, treads and starting to build a Linkens 0-8-4 at 44 minutes.
Plus if I remember right he decided to go lane with our Void.
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