On June 04 2013 18:05 Firebolt145 wrote:
At least you guys can play or at least watch Dota.

I will probably make more of these posts in the next 2 months.

whats up?

Excludos

Norway8278 Posts

June 04 2013 14:12 GMT

#11082

Alchemist on our team going "woods". Farms there nonstop for 30 minutes without helping the team once in any teamfight or gank. Comes out with a hand of midas and shadow blade, gets owned, and goes "gg naix freefarm"...What a fucking boob.

edit: naix had armlet and threads at this point btw. Still pwns the entire team. Can't wait for next patch

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

June 04 2013 15:00 GMT

#11083

A few weeks back, we went up against Riki, Nyx, and Prophet (which of course went for a Shadow Blade).

I think I've never bought more Dusts and Sentries before in my entire life. Ended up being unable to get Gem cuz I spent way too much with Sentries. Good thing we won.

Jetaap

France4814 Posts

June 04 2013 15:13 GMT

#11084

Damn I don't know if I really suck that bad with TA or if i'm just unlucky but I just had a terrible game with her. I was vs pudge mid so I thought I was going to have a good time but no, I fucked up at the start and gave him a few easy last hits but after that they had a treant in their team and my harass was useless. It meant that he was able to push the lane and got rune control, I fucked up once and died and after that the game went to shit as I got ganked by their venomancer.
I was 2-11-3 and pudge 18-4... Treant makes laning so hard if you're in the opposing team, you can be so agressive with armor on you.

hooahah

3752 Posts

June 04 2013 15:23 GMT

#11085

play dota after a whole week of not playing

lose all 3 games due to retarded throws

sad, sad games.

perhaps the most infuriating bit was support 4 carries (3 of them were absolute dogshit) only to hear at the end of the game "ogre magi sucked, only stunned in order to get kills and didn't buy a single ward in the entire game" even though I kept the wards up constantly, tp'd to help, stunned in order to help kill, all that support stuff

It's one thing to be unappreciated but it's a whole other thing when the shit carry just outright starts lying

RockIronrod

Australia1369 Posts

June 04 2013 15:39 GMT

#11086

Getting screwed over early by your team and then going on tilt and being the worst feels so bad man.

Pibacc

Canada545 Posts

June 04 2013 15:45 GMT

#11087

matchmaking is the most imbalanced piece of shit. I go like 26-7 on gyro 6 items in about 35 minutes and i have a sniper that has a shadow blade by the 40 minute mark, desolater at 55 min, and crystalys at 60 minutes. like what the fuck how do you have such little gold on a hero that can sit back and get assists/free kills.

SupLilSon

Malaysia4123 Posts

June 04 2013 15:54 GMT

#11088

On June 05 2013 00:45 Pibacc wrote:
matchmaking is the most imbalanced piece of shit. I go like 26-7 on gyro 6 items in about 35 minutes and i have a sniper that has a shadow blade by the 40 minute mark, desolater at 55 min, and crystalys at 60 minutes. like what the fuck how do you have such little gold on a hero that can sit back and get assists/free kills.

I can't tell if that's better or worse than the mid laning sniper I had who finished 25 min midas as our throne towers were going down. lol.. I guess it didn't help that our Rhasta was 1-18, only had gauntlet of strength, 2 gg braches and a wand.. no boots... 25 mins... and he blamed everyone else on our team and called the opposing team "garbage noobs". I'm almost 100% sure he as being serious also... At least I can laugh about these kinds of games now instead of raging heh

Sn0_Man

Tebellong44238 Posts

June 04 2013 15:54 GMT

#11089

Note to self: Don't drink and Dota.

Lucumo

6850 Posts

June 04 2013 16:15 GMT

#11090

Haven't even played my first game. Why is it so hard to play an -ar match on Europe West? 10 minutes and counting at the moment. Finding such a game in DotA 1 didn't take nearly as long, even on normal battlenet =/

Jetaap

France4814 Posts

June 04 2013 16:26 GMT

#11091

Ahahah I was having a terrible game as AM, died 4 times during laning phase, couldn't get any CS at all. Meanwhile their storm spirit was 8-1 and godlike with an orchid on the way. This game really looked like a QQ at this point game was 11-23 in their favor
Until something called magnus+earthshaker+gyro came into play, it was just hilarious magnus hit 4 or 5 man RP and they would all get chaos dunked.
Probably the first time that I win a game after being forced to go vanguard on AM.

Edit: at 12min I had 1600 net value to tell you how bad it was, our team was behind by 4k gold.

packrat386

United States5077 Posts

June 04 2013 16:44 GMT

#11092

I don't know why I'm so dumb, but I always forget to build boots first. Like they're probably the item I should get first like 99% of the time, but I forget quite a lot.

SKYFISH_

Bulgaria990 Posts

June 04 2013 18:25 GMT

#11093

''you're all useless''
- 1-11 lina farming the jungle with phaseboots
she left the game afterwards

Sn0_Man

Tebellong44238 Posts

June 04 2013 18:28 GMT

#11094

To be fair, if I was a carry and got continually focussed/ganked etc on my way to a terrible score while my team didn't protect me, I'd afk farm the jungle and blame my team.

NOT SAYING THATS WAT HAPPENED just that I'm betting thats how he felt.

SKYFISH_

Bulgaria990 Posts

June 04 2013 19:04 GMT

#11095

nah, she just got dismantled by nyx.
her tendency to not buy wards and farm the jungle by herself made it just that much easier for him to feed on her ass I guess.

ramon

Germany4842 Posts

June 04 2013 21:42 GMT

#11096

Why the fuck am i getting matched with these retards. Mag off lane 0-3 in 100seconds, against a duo lane without a reliable stun. Enemy supports gets level 7 in fucking 5 minutes. Bot tri lane loses 2on3 after we get first blood.

Game before that, 3k Game invoker guy who doesnt land a sunstrike with a lion to set him up. Duo safe lane goes 0-7 in 1on2.
I get 2 kills 1on2, kill the enemy mid and kill the courier twice(!) and push 3 towers solo and get flamed.

Sovano

United States1503 Posts

June 04 2013 21:52 GMT

#11097

QQ DotA servers are down.

Anyways to contribute for my first post here!

Game mode was all pick and we random Magnus for middle lane. One of our allies proceed to pick pudge for some reason...and goes bot (we were dire). He's muted and does nothing in lane, and repeatedly uses the in-game chat commands saying "Well Played!" and pings at our allies. He also keeps suiciding the courier, and hooks back our allies from getting kills, not to mention feeds as well.

By far one of the must stupid games I've played since I started playing DotA 2. The game ended with a score of 62-17 in 22 minutes with all raxes down and throne killed.

-Celestial-

United Kingdom3867 Posts

June 04 2013 23:09 GMT

#11098

On June 05 2013 03:28 Sn0_Man wrote:
To be fair, if I was a carry and got continually focussed/ganked etc on my way to a terrible score while my team didn't protect me, I'd afk farm the jungle and blame my team.

NOT SAYING THATS WAT HAPPENED just that I'm betting thats how he felt.

I think you probably misread that as Luna.

Ottoxlol

735 Posts

June 04 2013 23:22 GMT

#11099

what the fuck is this shit? i get dcd after raping mid hard every 10 second along with 2 of my teammates, my internet is working otherwise fine and we were not even from the same countries, is there some new drophack

hooahah

3752 Posts

June 04 2013 23:27 GMT

#11100

I feel like puking. I played today for several hours after a whole week of not playing/watching Dota, and it was miserable as fuck. It's not even the skill level of the players that annoys me, or that I played badly, it's that every single person in this fucking game is hellbent on proving how fucking big his dick is. And if you're losing (which I was doing today repeatedly), he'll make sure you know just how big his penis is and how throughly your mother cleaned it.

GOD

I just want to have a good time playing Dota, is that too much to ask for

seriously considering uninstalling again