Yes peruvian 3 stack my mmr is infact much higher than yours and that means you should let me play the position I want if you want to win the dota 2 game.

afasfahsfl so many times this happens in ti ranked with friends, gyro steals carry buys dom and doesnt even use active ROFL

HellNino

France156 Posts

June 16 2016 20:11 GMT

#29282

That feeling when the 5 enemy heroes counter yours...
And no going blink 1st on enigma is not a good idea vs lesh, voker, specter, es, silencer... (although I shouldnt have picked enigma in the 1st place, you should REALLY stfu after I told you 3 times that blink 1st is bad already...)

blobrus

4297 Posts

June 16 2016 20:31 GMT

#29283

Why do low priority games not count if the enemies leave rofl, thats some seriously fucking horrible design on valves part. Sorry we beat the other team?????

Get out of low prio, straight back to 3ks taking my lane in ti party feels great.

BobMcJohnson

France2916 Posts

June 17 2016 08:20 GMT

#29284

I had more hero damage than our slark as a solo support crystal maiden in a 67mn game

nojok

France15845 Posts

June 17 2016 10:13 GMT

#29285

Two random first pick techie in a row on my team, I have nothing agaisnt random but some heroes should be repicked if you can't play them and techies takes far more skill than just AFK mining.

And next game, stupid somp, 17 3 for us, time to dive T4s at min 22, then carry AFK and does not share control, our solomid puck is pathetic and can't translate the heavy lifting from our timber & ES into anything. Dagger, eul, shiva at min 50... Basicly the poorest hero on the map...

PsychoticSoul

53 Posts

June 17 2016 13:35 GMT

#29286

Cm goes Brown boots into shadow Blade... (and naturally, doesn't ward)

Bounty sits in lane and does absolutely nothing but leech xp... (doesn't ward either)

TA constantly DCS... I left as soon as TA finally abandoned...

and in another game... Last pick drow in a lineup with no ranged... ( we won this one... but the pick was still retarded and reinforced the drow picker to take it again due to them viewing it as a 'success')

blobrus

4297 Posts

June 18 2016 20:58 GMT

#29287

I think every time someone on my team picks nature's I just mentally prepare for the -25, that's not a game winning hero in pubs.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

June 19 2016 04:37 GMT

#29288

70 MINUTE RANKED GAME WERE I COMPLETED 25 MINUTE SILVER EDGE NOT SCORED DUE TO POOR NETWORK CONNECTIONS DESPITE NO DCS!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU VALVE AND YOUR FUCKING HAMSTER RUN NETWORKS FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

PsychoticSoul

53 Posts

June 19 2016 09:54 GMT

#29289

Time for me to confess to being an ass because i got real salty in laning stage.

Unranked game -
laning as PA with an Omni vs a Nyx offlane, mostly solo, sometimes their roaming pudge drops by.

I SHOULD have freefarm there, but nope.

what does omni do? constantly try to take all the farm via purification spam and a lot of autoatks to mess up my timing.

So i decide to basically spend the rest of the game afk jungling and watch the rest of my team throw away a bit of a lead we had. Lion and Razor were rather pissed at me and started reporting my location to the other team so they could gank me. Good fun to be a bit of an ass sometimes.

0mnomnomnom

Peru8 Posts

June 19 2016 18:54 GMT

#29290

DotA has an amazing magical way of attracting waste of life garbage kids.

0mnomnomnom

Peru8 Posts

June 20 2016 11:45 GMT

#29291

Whats the point of playing a team game if you're matched with people who are way worse than you and ruin your experience. I'll stick to single player games.

Ufnal

Poland1435 Posts

June 20 2016 18:05 GMT

#29292

Game 1 - a guy who 15 minutes in decided the team is below his standards so he'll just AFK and flame the team for the rest of the game.

Game 2 - CONSTANT bitching and blaming between 3 people in the team.

Result - a headache, lots of stress, a belated "why the fuck didn't I mute them" realisation and a decision to stick to HotS for some time.

Ufnal

Poland1435 Posts

June 20 2016 18:06 GMT

#29293

On June 19 2016 18:54 PsychoticSoul wrote:
Time for me to confess to being an ass because i got real salty in laning stage.

Unranked game -
laning as PA with an Omni vs a Nyx offlane, mostly solo, sometimes their roaming pudge drops by.

I SHOULD have freefarm there, but nope.

what does omni do? constantly try to take all the farm via purification spam and a lot of autoatks to mess up my timing.

So i decide to basically spend the rest of the game afk jungling and watch the rest of my team throw away a bit of a lead we had. Lion and Razor were rather pissed at me and started reporting my location to the other team so they could gank me. Good fun to be a bit of an ass sometimes.

Please don't do that anymore, this fucks up the experience for all the other players. Thank you.

blobrus

4297 Posts

June 20 2016 20:03 GMT

#29294

Wow I wonder if going to your OWN FUCKING SERVERS would help stop you from lagging from your peruvian internet cafe.

Also PSA if you're going to fucking ruin a game by lagging at least have the decency to abandon and not just stay in game and soak xp every 4 minutes while fucking your team over.

Lose next game because of the retardation that is comeback mechanics what a great game.

fourthirds

Canada132 Posts

June 20 2016 22:36 GMT

#29295

Mid 3k compendium ranked a couple days ago, our team has a first pick disruptor without any talking. He says he'll support our carry. Great. The rest of our lineup ends up being morph farming, alch mid, magnus offlane, riki roaming support. Disruptor freaks the fuck out about how we have no hard carry and no scaling cores, then goes to offlane instead of supporting and feeds the whole game. This guy's terrible attitude doesn't baffle me as much as the idea that morph is not a carry.

nyamgel

4 Posts

June 21 2016 07:50 GMT

#29296

Kinda QQ related cause ultra annoying...

I get disconnected every 2 minutes, playing EU west.Apparently happens for japan too...

Only for dota everything else works fine, but dota is unplayable.

maximum QQ...

Am i alone with this?

PsychoticSoul

53 Posts

June 21 2016 08:15 GMT

#29297

On June 21 2016 03:06 Ufnal wrote:

Please don't do that anymore, this fucks up the experience for all the other players. Thank you.

I don't do it often (never been in LP once actually, technically i didn't commit a reportable offence, although my team did threaten to report me, and some probably did)

But i had more fun watching my team lose that game then some of my really stressful wins, and I lost nothing since it was unranked and MMR wasn't at stake. Feels good to be an ass sometimes (to be on the other side of things for what i usually QQ about in this thread) to get back at someone.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

June 22 2016 01:03 GMT

#29298

Techies/pudge offlane, 0 kills at 10 minutes. Offlane riki/skywrath vs me lycan and cm. No detection, skywrath nukes me every creep wave. I get no farm. Supports all going luxury items, no detection. I tp to a lane, my supports come nuke wave and then don't want to push even with 3 dead. I get blamed for 10 minute 6-0 riki with diffusal (i have 0 deaths) cause, "you laned vs him. Why you let riki free farm lycan.?" I abandon cause fuck this shit.

I get put in low priority. This is cause I abandoned another game recently. We had an 0-21 feeding treant at 20 minutes and I didn't want to deal with it any longer. But cause I had to be the one to get tired of it, I get punished. FUCK US EAST. THE DUMBEST OF SHITS. RUSSIAN SERVER SO MUCH BETTER EVEN WITH 150 ping.

Belisarius

Australia6233 Posts

June 22 2016 08:34 GMT

#29299

People who have heard that offlane morphling is a thing, but haven't heard that it's actually a build and so just do carry morph very, very slowly while avoiding all engagements because they "can't fight yet".

Those people are annoying.

HellNino

France156 Posts

June 23 2016 20:36 GMT

#29300

When you have more farm as a position 5 disruptor (with a stunning 30 last hits!), than your mid puck, you know you're in for a good game....