Who are these fucking entitled assholes that just show up in a ranked game, yell I AM MID, first pick Invoker or OD or some other flavor of the week hero, and shit on everyone else in the game all game long.

This guy volunteered to support as Lion and I played Venge with him, so that we'd have 2 supports. This fucking Peruvian (he was actually Peruvian) OD incessantly pinged the two of us ALL game long. Literally every time he died "WE NEED WARDS." Two seconds after the wards expired "WE NEED WARDS." The second he realizes someone on their team bought a shadow blade "BUY DUST" and then proceeds to spam ping me even when I show him that I already HAVE dust in my inventory. Then he'd get mad and just spam at the other team "REPORT VENGE, REPORT LION."

How do you blame literally everything that goes wrong in a game on your two supports? When literally all we're doing all game is warding and trying to make sure he doesn't die. Seriously, fuck these people. I don't even want to hear this "you're the support, you should be doing your job" bullshit. Fuck you. You fucking support for a game in your life.

Logo

United States7542 Posts

April 14 2016 23:35 GMT

#28984

Alchemist is 400 MMR above anyone else in the game and feeds to 3-16 with like 5-6 deaths in the first 15 minutes. Meanwhile I have to play from behind as a beastmaster because of an enemy trilane with WD + Silencer + Gyro and an earthshaker splitting the lane with me without contributing anything.

Nilrem

United States3684 Posts

April 15 2016 05:46 GMT

#28985

Solo queues and gets team. Ends up solo Earth spirit which I am happy with. Our carry sven keeps lagging out and making stupid mistake feeding team. Our Bs does the very same, going in with no farm and dying stupidly. To my utter "surprise", the two that fed repeatedly were in a party together... We were even winning early on and they literally threw the match... fml..

blobrus

4297 Posts

April 15 2016 18:36 GMT

#28986

Playing on alt account with lower mmr. Peruvian in broken english types that he's boosting and he's really 5k. Picks np, cliff jungles. Constantly tps to lanes, misses sprouts and dies. Ends game 2-22. Check his profile after, 8 pages of comments about how awful he is to play with/how he's been "boosting" for the last year. Barely with 13 THOUSAND hours, how's that even possible?

I now believe in permanent low priority for some people.

neozxa

Indonesia545 Posts

April 15 2016 20:08 GMT

#28987

god fucking damnit solo queue is frustrating if you play supports

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

April 15 2016 23:43 GMT

#28988

Jesus why the fuck do people seem to enjoy feeding Spectre? She always seems to get her lateass radiance and the team just feeds her to hell afterwards.....

PsychoticSoul

53 Posts

April 16 2016 02:50 GMT

#28989

undying takes the aegis instead of me, the CK, or our weaver... then proceeds to waste it (and his life after) by going straight 2v5 vs the entire enemy team who were defending their mid rax. there were 3 of us in the area around the low ground so undying knew we werent a full team, but went in anyway... Veno followed him... I elected not to go along on their suicide mission....

we were in no position to directly attack high ground at that point against a full team even if we did have 5 in the area, we needed a pickoff first against shaker but noooo.... some people.

FOr a decent while several players on the team as well (not the undying in his case... at least he knew we had to push) were more interested in afk farming against a team that had more carries..... and a medusa. (our lineup was CK-veno-sk-undying-weaver vs dusa-shaker-slark-sf-dk)

This is why I always prefer my team to pick the later game lineup.... people are almost always incapable of grouping up early....

Stancel

Singapore15360 Posts

April 16 2016 15:17 GMT

#28990

don't you just love losing as a 4stack because of some 2k shitstain invoker who blindly copies rtz without regard for either lineup

quaswex wouldve raped the opponenets so hard? nope I AM MLG PRO SIK 420 360 8K INVOKER IN UNRANKED

TheEmulator

28100 Posts

April 16 2016 20:26 GMT

#28991

Wonder how a Slark with 4 kills and 189 cs in a 40 minute game somehow thinks he's allowed to blame everyone but himself. Does he really believe it's not his fault or is he deflecting.

Our tri-lane killed the enemy tide like 4 times so I know he had early game space. I got zoned out so hard in the offlane and had a really bad game, but still had the same GPM as Slark somehow.

blobrus

4297 Posts

April 16 2016 23:38 GMT

#28992

I think every spec/od/invoker picker I've had in my games just has pages full of those heros. Seriously where the fuck is all ban?

fourthirds

Canada132 Posts

April 17 2016 06:30 GMT

#28993

I reported a drow today for building mek in ranked. Except by the time the game ended, at 29 minutes, she hadn't finished mek. Drow PMS/buckler/headdress.

3.7k everyone.

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

April 17 2016 15:52 GMT

#28994

K guys, in what world could anyone think that desolate on spectre should work with manta? Spectre just bursts ppl fater than xeus does srsly spectre is by dfar the most op hero in the history of dota.

It's awlays like this every patch, one or two cancer hereos, why can't they just remove these heroes for like two weeks until they are patches? This is fucking serious, spectre is ruining this game.

HammerKick

France6190 Posts

April 17 2016 16:04 GMT

#28995

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2301681792

I CRUSHED TOP
I crushed it so fucking hard with my Doom. Yet my team decides to FARM when we have a big advantage. Most hero damage ever on doom, still lose.

Skynx

Turkey7150 Posts

April 17 2016 22:29 GMT

#28996

We have Spec, Zeus , NP. We even win lanes. Then we lose few teamfights and Spec destroys items saying its impossible ff mid.

Onlu explanation i got is that doto gods punished us for being so cancer.

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

April 18 2016 09:02 GMT

#28997

I have lost about 700 mmr, it wasn't until I hit 3.6 that i noticed how much worse everyone is, I just had a weaver on my team that built deso + skadi. I mean seriously, go and fucking kill yourself. And then he has the fucking stomach to flame me, when I did half of our teams damage.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2302926451

Deso plus skadi, would you fucking believe that shit.

DonDomingo

504 Posts

April 18 2016 15:32 GMT

#28998

why are all the 5k shits I get on my team always so insistent on drafting unstable lanes that collapse easily instead of drafting solid -.-

DinoMight

United States3725 Posts

April 18 2016 16:34 GMT

#28999

Everything is the support's fault...

When carry misses his last hits "YOU SHOULD BE HARASSING."

When I stack the camps "YOU SHOULD BE HARASSING"

When I'm harassing "YOU SHOULD BE UP HERE GANKING"

When I'm up there ganking "WHY AREN'T YOU STACKING CAMPS"

Anytime anyone dies "WE NEED WARDS"

"Hey, watch out I'm leaving you alone for a second to go ward" = YOLO into the enemy tower.

Fuck it all....