When your team picks necro ancients despite the entire team begging him to not do it.

Then you realized you lucked out! Enemy supports are dumb as shit and didnt bother disrupting the stupidest build in the game.

Then the necro comes out with a dagon 1 and brown boots.

You hope he doesnt win, but then you win the game for them anyways as playmaker axe.

Fuck this game really

Skynx

Turkey7150 Posts

August 07 2015 08:20 GMT

#27682

So I randomed rubick, went full sup mode got cour wards flying chick ganked and killed mid qop, trapped es on cliff all going good.
Meanwhile our bh tries to solokill a void supported by a lion in my absence and feeds, sd steals am farm, decides to go hardcarry rambo mode then feeds, zeus (who is going brown boots dagon) dies to 3 ganks he can see from miles away and bh feeds more and more.
I steal chrono and sonıc wave and about to turn a teamfight only so see our am is just not gona tp back to defend t3 because we are trash, not supporting and fed top.
game is hard in 3k

ihatevideogames

570 Posts

August 07 2015 11:32 GMT

#27683

So, I wanted to go PL, noone in team would pick so I had to first pick. Enemy team picks Ember, Gyro, LD. My team is mid Skywrath that loses hard to Ember, the usual jungle Seeker picker, a Dazzle that tried his best and the last guy wouldn't pick so he randoms Earth Spirit. He proceeds to start flaming, says this isn't MMR and starts pushing everyone to cliffs. I had to buy a quelling blade to cut our Bloodseeker free near the fountain trees.
The ES starts feeding but despite that, I manage to drag the game to 60 mins. Split pushing, fighting when I should, getting 10+ cs per min. Well, our ES manages to die 20 times, sometimes pushing the bloodseeker or the dazzle to their deaths. Eventually, the ember starts 1shotting half our team, LD is almost 12slotted and our ES manages to not only get caught, but drag our seeker with him, with no buybacks.
I would have literally won this game by myself if this ES didn't just troll and feed the whole game. Against a team consisting of mostly counterpicks to my hero.
And people tell me matchmaking is 'fine'.

4mgg

Finland373 Posts

August 07 2015 11:49 GMT

#27684

This guy whose nick was "I hate russian cancerkids" picks dusa. Plays like garbage. Doesnt like feedback. Rest of team gets 2x rax down in a push. Dusa buys 2 rapiers. Feeds to enemy gyro. Team starts playing like headless chickens. Game was lost. I love this game.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

August 07 2015 22:18 GMT

#27685

Why is it that every time I run into one of my fellow countrymen on mm they always act without any manners. Swedes really are the true cancer of eu west.

Deleted User 173346

16169 Posts

August 08 2015 01:57 GMT

#27686

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the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

August 08 2015 02:57 GMT

#27687

I know it was a casual unranked game for me, but guy randoms alchemist, goes phase/battlefury/ac and keeps trying to man fight the aghs snowballing mid lina and gets one shotted every time and flames everyone. Lina is level 16, you have 986 health, she does 950 damage from ult, you get one shotted everytime. And then he goes bkb after.

How are people this dumb?

Deleted User 173346

16169 Posts

August 08 2015 04:31 GMT

#27688

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Vaelone

Finland4400 Posts

August 08 2015 16:20 GMT

#27689

Trying some reborn for the compendium points. Everyone in my team have like 100 wins but me.

Spirit Breaker takes safe lane and we got a alch mid. Wisp just relocates around randomly. And I have to offlane Morphling.

No more reborn for me, dont want those points that badly.

Half the Sky

Germany9029 Posts

August 08 2015 21:15 GMT

#27690

Why why why why why why do I keep running into teenagers on my team that keep getting pulled out of games because they get grounded/parents get mad at them, etc?

4 times in 4 games now, this has happened >_<

Surprise.820

United Kingdom1276 Posts

August 09 2015 09:15 GMT

#27691

My carry went blink slark and I lost a tournament.

HellNino

France156 Posts

August 09 2015 15:36 GMT

#27692

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

August 09 2015 18:39 GMT

#27693

On August 09 2015 18:15 Surprise.820 wrote:
My carry went blink slark and I lost a tournament.

My carry PA went midas orchid and i lost a game.

My support Venge died 17 times in 32min game (without using swap once to save teammate / kill enemy hero).

My meepo died 12 times and wasn able to farm aghanims scepter in 32min game.

All of this in one single VERY HIGH SKILL game.

Well to admit it was reborn so theres not much more to expect, atleast it confirmed i shouldnt play that until ppl really start to play in it.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22212 Posts

August 09 2015 18:51 GMT

#27694

reborn matchmaking is a fuckin lottery

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

August 09 2015 19:06 GMT

#27695

On August 10 2015 03:51 ahswtini wrote:
~~reborn~~ matchmaking is a fuckin lottery

FTFY

0-10-0 solo mid tinker @21min, brown boots bottle 3x branch.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

August 09 2015 19:57 GMT

#27696

On August 10 2015 03:51 ahswtini wrote:
reborn matchmaking is a fuckin lottery

What are you talking about I love playing mid and having a great game and losing over and over again because my idiot team pushes highground without me despite the fact that I have 90% of our kills and am obviously needed in team fights.

Also I am getting 2-stacks in almost every game and one is almost always a jungler and how do I MMR

Enki

United States2548 Posts

August 09 2015 20:09 GMT

#27697

So either Dota patches ruined the game or my computer somehow is getting worse even though it is fine in CSGO because I am getting sub 60 fps even with every graphics setting on low. Looking around apparently I'm not the only one.....what the fuck?
I was wanting to get back into it after watching TI5 but I guess it's back to CSGO for me....

HellNino

France156 Posts

August 09 2015 20:49 GMT

#27698

Yay, so after having a lot of net issues i fail to reconnect before 5 minutes, get a abandon, reconnedcts lose a game 3v5 against a naga becasue my team seems to think we got the lategame (yeah wk wothouth bkb her diffu wont do shit to you !!), and now it's low priority because of that abandon
fuck my life

unkkz

Norway2196 Posts

August 09 2015 20:51 GMT

#27699

Get insta DC joining game, dont even see the game screen. "Game is safe to leave due to poor network" ok great, leave, 10 min ban for abandoning. Fml.

Terrorbladder

2735 Posts

August 10 2015 00:19 GMT

#27700

Try to play a quick late night game, end up having to carry 2ks against dogshit shitstain "High Skill" PL+Naga+Weaver who rat my base to oblivion. Game so funny when 60% of your team are fucking useless and the enemy all scale well late ))))))))))))))))))))) http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1700662810
Guess what's even funnier, Naga rushed Radiance sans Boots, Weaver finished Midas+Linkens sans Boots, and I was the only one pushing towers, my teammates are too fucking retarded to do anything about it, because this Slardar felt it was a good idea to delay Blink until 39 mins