Some fun quotes from various people today.

"I've dropped 900 MMR due to newbs please let me mid, thanks"

"2 weeks ago I was 5.3k and 1 week ago I was 4.1k, and now I'm 4.5k. I'm actually really good just bad luck."

"lol 4k trash" (says the guy who we realized at the end of the game was literally the only 4k on the team, lol).

Aron Times

United States312 Posts

July 31 2015 09:40 GMT

#27628

Our team is behind and we do a four man smoke on Slark. Right before we reach him, our idiot PA who has been feeding the whole game throws a dagger at him and scares him off. We try to chase him but end up getting ambushed by the enemy team.

Said PA went for Phase Boots instead of Power Treads and was less farmed than me, our hard carry Rubick.

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

July 31 2015 10:14 GMT

#27629

I just played with what truly believe is the worst player I have ever played with. He was playing Shadow Fiend and lost his lane hard to an ember. How in the actual fuck does that even happen? But the worst part was that he didn't farm, most of the time he was looking to fight, even though he had only 10 souls.

I stumble upon people like this every now and then and always ask myself how they win games. Everyone has bad games, but then you see their skill how they try to come back, what items they buy, what decisions they make and so on but some people holy fuck.

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

July 31 2015 12:22 GMT

#27630

Level 5 mid zeus skill build: 3 arc lightning 2 static field

Are you kidding me???????

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

July 31 2015 13:50 GMT

#27631

Did I really just lose 50 mmr because of rage quityers? In a row?

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

July 31 2015 15:23 GMT

#27632

can't even get mad at tryhard patch hero pickers since i have so much success with them myself

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

July 31 2015 23:56 GMT

#27633

So Bloodseeker is back in my pubs in a BIG way.

Jungling Bloodseeker.

On my team every time of course!

[e] OK someone literally one-upped this trend by feeding from before the horn because he expected someone on my team to jungle (someone with a lane marked) and they didn't.

TheEmulator

28090 Posts

August 01 2015 05:34 GMT

#27634

Thanks for making people want to pick bh and sit mid TI5. It's happening like every game.

LennX

4553 Posts

August 01 2015 08:58 GMT

#27635

Buys lockless luckvase, anything but BS, anything but BS , anything but BS. Opens and FML....

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

August 01 2015 11:21 GMT

#27636

of course the first time techies player is on my team

and then i lose to a competent techies right after, what a time to be alive

Orome

Switzerland11984 Posts

August 01 2015 11:32 GMT

#27637

On July 31 2015 19:14 GiveMeYourtTots wrote:
I just played with what truly believe is the worst player I have ever played with. He was playing Shadow Fiend and lost his lane hard to an ember. How in the actual fuck does that even happen? But the worst part was that he didn't farm, most of the time he was looking to fight, even though he had only 10 souls.

I stumble upon people like this every now and then and always ask myself how they win games. Everyone has bad games, but then you see their skill how they try to come back, what items they buy, what decisions they make and so on but some people holy fuck.

It's not the easiest lane in the world though. You get slightly out of position Ember just runs at you (especially if he gets boots before you), tanks the first raze, then turns on flameguard and you kinda just die.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

August 02 2015 03:19 GMT

#27638

Man just when I think I'm getting lucky the morons come roaring back. Let's start with the shadow demon whose idea of playing shadow demon consists of him running at enemy team to desperately try to disrupt to die immediately.

The person who picks windranger into invoker/bloodseeker, two heros that wreck her, tornado and rupture. And the guy that picks offlane riki who focuses entirely on pouncing and trying to kill bristleback.

And for the cherry on top, the support silencer that could of gotten a mek, glimmer cape, anything useful but instead rushes a vlads.

TY for easy loss.

Belisarius

Australia6231 Posts

August 02 2015 06:27 GMT

#27639

On August 01 2015 20:32 Orome wrote:

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Yeah sf vs ember is a really scary lane if the ember knows what he's doing.

I feel like at least half the people who make "omg how can u lose that lane" posts here have never actually played the matchup themselves, at least against competent opposition.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

August 02 2015 07:44 GMT

#27640

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1679929773

HELP ME. I warded all game and did pretty well but our SF and Magnus had fucking downs. For example the two of them lead the team into a teamfight in the middle of the map after their team got aegis and I was going back to base to heal and get aghs. SF and Magnus die horribly and autistic pingstorm from SF ensues at which point I just go jungle and the enmey team ends our suffering 4 minutes later.