I get flamed for giving up first blood as slark. I got fissure blocked into cogs/battery assault by my ally earthshaker and I nearly kill the clockwerk and would of too, if my witch doctor didn't auto attack creeps.

And fuck the invoker who argues Magnus is easy hero to play, its' not, especially Captain Invoker when you fucking tornado the enemy team as they get RP or Magnus is about to RP.

And fuck the Magnus that only empowers himself, not me as slark and follows me to every camp I try to farm and steals last hits cause, "I'm a noob," and then flames me for not carrying.

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

July 05 2015 11:57 GMT

#27462

what happens when your predominantly safe lane carry player demands mid and locks in a hero they have 0 experience with?

they suck ass and cause people from our team to tilt completely turning a winnable game into a drawn out loss

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

July 05 2015 14:22 GMT

#27463

I actually can't remember the last time a russian support bought wards. These guys are fucking unbelievable. Also having a retarded 1-13 slark mid never helps.

edit: man i wish it was possible to win a game every now and then.

Deathmanbob

United States2356 Posts

July 05 2015 16:58 GMT

#27464

Start the game off with a random and get weaver. Okay, cool, I will just select safe lane because I was first to pick and we will see what happens. Teammate goes Weaver offlane, not a question mind you, a demand. I respond with no thanks. He goes I carry safe lane, I again go no thanks. Other teammate starts flamming me hard, saying I will fail as carry as he selects an offlane BB. I tell them all if they just asked nicely I would gladly go offlane, NOPE! giant dicks all around. I end up being the only one on the team with a pos KDA with 11-5-16. the BB offlane? 1-13 the guy who safe lanes and ended up WK woods? 2-10. In the end it is my fault we lost though, if only I had gone offlane they would have fed just the same and I would of had less farm to try to carry their worthless asses. Atleast the mid agreed with me

fuck people in this game

Thetwinmasters

3578 Posts

July 06 2015 01:47 GMT

#27465

this qop takes mid from me and loses to a timber then goes 4/1/4 sigh

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

July 06 2015 01:57 GMT

#27466

On July 06 2015 10:47 Thetwinmasters wrote:
this qop takes mid from me and loses to a timber then goes 4/1/4 sigh

I don't know whats more sad. QoP taking mid from you or someone going mid as Timber /and/ beats your QoP.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

July 06 2015 02:02 GMT

#27467

I love the guy that drafts Balanar, gets 0 kills or assists in 3 nights and ends 2-14-11 and says he didnt lose us the lane.

Also he kept trying to say that Viper is a top tier offlaner. FML

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

July 06 2015 03:07 GMT

#27468

3 glimmer capes, 1 silver edge and 1 shadow blade, 0 detection on my team. My supports get 2 force staffs and 2 glimmer capes, I'm the position 1 carry, I get 0 defensive glimmers or force uses. I am forced into my own force staff/ghost scepter to try to live vs the clockwerk/juggernaut since my supports don't actually support.

Then they complain I can't dps anyone. I could of dps a lot better if you actually backed me up so I didn't have to get utility. I would of dps a lot better if we gotten six kills we missed cause we had no detection, I"m out of slots and I can't be the position 1 carry, the utility bitch, the ward bitch all at the same time.

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

July 06 2015 04:21 GMT

#27469

viper is a pretty good offensive offlaner if you put the right amount of support in his lane (which varies from game 2 game)

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

July 06 2015 07:25 GMT

#27470

God medallion Deso PA is fucking broken

FetTerBender

Germany1393 Posts

July 06 2015 11:30 GMT

#27471

Guy picks Shadow Demon and comes to safelane with me (Wraith King). Doesnt buy wards, takes last hits (WK gets his farm late anyways, huehuehue), proceeds to give a solid 1-13 to the enemy Riki / Venge lane.

Yay.

SkelA

Macedonia13077 Posts

July 06 2015 11:33 GMT

#27472

How do you recover from losing streak tilt? 0-6 atm and the negativity is strong with me.

Bad teammates, flaming and it really affects my gameplay and i know im playing much worse.

Crusnik

United States5378 Posts

July 06 2015 11:38 GMT

#27473

On July 06 2015 20:33 SkelA wrote:
How do you recover from losing streak tilt? 0-6 atm and the negativity is strong with me.

Bad teammates, flaming and it really affects my gameplay and i know im playing much worse.

You stop playing. Find something else to do, some other game to play, go outside, watch stream/TV, anything to take your mind off things.

Drazerk

United Kingdom31255 Posts

July 06 2015 12:16 GMT

#27474

If you can get yourself in low priority without screwing people over you can feed 5 games there and then valve matchmaking should have you at a point where you get some free wins.

Plus feeding the 5 games in low priority is often pretty funny / fun so takes your mind off the actual losses you had outside of LP

SkelA

Macedonia13077 Posts

July 06 2015 12:22 GMT

#27475

I dont care about normal MM losses and sometimes even play like a clown from time to time ...but when i play ranked i try to give my all to win and then you get allies that pick jungle Alch and get buthurt that the mid didnt let them get their bounty rune and ruin the game with feeding or invoker who gets bounty rune 1v3 and spams ez game to opponents and 2 min after feeding 4 times calls for FF you just cant stay positive lol.

Its kinda depressive to lose ~200 MMR because of kids and you probably played 5 times more games to get that MMR. Well on the bright side got 3 more reports because reporting dumbasses

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

July 06 2015 14:43 GMT

#27476

Pinoy PA and Ogre dual lane loses 0-4 to offlane riki, while mid indonesian pudge loses 0-2 to bloodseeker. Fuck SEA

CrtBalorda

Slovenia704 Posts

July 06 2015 18:15 GMT

#27477

+ Show Spoiler +

Verniy

Canada3360 Posts

July 06 2015 20:14 GMT

#27478

Daily reminder that Riki is a stupid hero.
Skill and intelligence? Nah, just mash R to collect easy kills.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

July 06 2015 22:02 GMT

#27479

On July 07 2015 05:14 Verniy wrote:
Daily reminder that Riki is a stupid hero.
Skill and intelligence? Nah, just mash R to collect easy kills.

Fuck Riki so much. No matter how much you crush Riki in lane and now matter how how fucking stupid his build he SOMEHOW gets fed by my moron teammates. For example I went mid Nyx and fucking slaughtered this asshole, got 2 kills on him. He goes Brown Boots into Basher rush. He roams map and kills my fucking stupid supports over and over and over again because gotta get dat aghs fuck wards. Also smoke cloud is the most fucking dumb ability ever. Rapes carries and supports.