Fucking position 5 huskar yesterday. I fifth pick huskar thinking I could get easy kills laning with a first pick venge but as I buy my items venge goes offlane with skywrath saying "i farm" so i have to lane with alch. I decide to take one for the team and sell my blades of attack (RIP dreams of 5 min armlet) to buy courier and wards. Secure bounty for alch by spamming orb and harass the fuck out of offlane. I get a 5 stack on the small camp by cutting the trees at the top and pulling towards small camp (radiant) and our alch who is free farming makes a 9 min maelstrom and cleared it. He gave me aghs at 20 min and we won with him at like 1k gpm. Great finish to a game that started terrible.

goody153

44138 Posts

June 24 2015 07:07 GMT

#27344

On June 24 2015 11:34 SilverSkyLark wrote:
When the opponents do not pause in a ranked game when 2 of your teammates disconnect.

On June 24 2015 07:08 konadora wrote:
omfg does the DDOS into poor network conditions -> no record STILL EXIST?

i just had the most fucking perfect magnus game (15-0-30) and suddenly 6 ppl in the game dcs and no record connection, and enemy pugna (2-12) just goes "ez no match record"

FUCK

classic SEA server

Stancel

Singapore15360 Posts

June 24 2015 14:06 GMT

#27345

On June 24 2015 16:07 goody153 wrote:

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classic SEA server

just happened again

54min worth of bming wasted because the server decided to shit itself in the last 2 mins

Deathmanbob

United States2356 Posts

June 24 2015 16:26 GMT

#27346

Have not been here in a while to post

Pick tiny first pick. Next we get storm, then bh, then clock. Okay, so we can go BH clock off, storm mid, me bot vs a clinkz and all we need is a ranged support. PUDGE!!!!! Not even in my lane pudge, no, they TRI LANE TOP!!!! leaving me tiny vs a solo clinkz. I get owned. but somehow I get a 15 min blink + bottle and we are able to get some kills on me. I end the game 18-6 with over 600 gpm. Next closesnt on my team you ask? why a big old 300!!! Sometimes your team gives you a shit lane, you somehow manage to come back and get fat, your team STILL SUCKS HARD ENOUGH THAT WHEN YOU GO 18-6 you lose

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

June 24 2015 23:11 GMT

#27347

God I feel like I have reached my skill cap

Narw

Poland884 Posts

June 25 2015 00:29 GMT

#27348

I have a 4k rated account on which winning games is just impossible. Like i don't know how to win those games with those guys. It's like they will do everything in their power to just fucking throw the game. I play usually at low 5k mids/offlaners/ carrries and the difference is so big that if i'm to actually lane with someone at that 4k i tremble cause it looks that my "support" will do everything he can to lose the game for me. Bonus points for zero stun lineups vs storm/bs, this will surely end well.

If they actually at least tried to win games, or at least not to lose em at pick like asadadasdadasdasdasdsada

EDIT: "Why you didnt went rosh with us, you have deso" "i had to deny tower top" 1-9 jungle LC. I give up.

EDIT2: "please dont pick tiny against viper dual-offlane" "we will be fine" "MID WHY YOU NO GANK LANE IS LOST". Fuck you.

Orome

Switzerland11984 Posts

June 25 2015 00:57 GMT

#27349

One might say that playing Chen against bots to practice jungling is sad in itself. Fair enough, I was bored. What's really sad though is stacking the hard camp every minute, then stacking both hard camps every minute and NOT GETTING A SINGLE FUCKING WILDKIN FOR 24 FUCKING MINUTES.

At some point I got so annoyed I randomly walked into the enemy woods to find a wildkin. Then I find one. Then permahasted bloodseeker runs at me AND DECIDES HE'D RATHER HAVE MY WILDKIN THAN ME. Fuck you, bloodseeker bot. Fuck you.

At least I now know that you can stack the dire hardcamp close to the base more than 10 times. I never managed to get a proper count, but I believe it was a 12 stack by the end.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

June 25 2015 03:37 GMT

#27350

I can't even imagine how much more fun Pudge Wars would be on Valve servers. God. The lag. Every fucking game. On an extremely lag-sensitive game mode.

neozxa

Indonesia545 Posts

June 25 2015 08:40 GMT

#27351

apparently in 3.3k sea servers most people dont have common sense.

ancient all vulnerable 3 opponents dead aside from a sniper that our storm can just jump and lock down

then our CK with FUCKING HEART AND SNY goes to HUNT FOR KILLS and not go for fucking ancients.

ok we lost that fight fine they took t4 towers, all our carries spawn and we go for it again and wipe them out and it becomes the same situation again.

guess what the CK DOES IT AGAIN.

and then they went straight for our ancients and then our ck typed in all chat

"gg thanks for ending"

...ugh.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

June 25 2015 11:23 GMT

#27352

Children ruin all games, Dota is no exception there. I wish one could somehow avoid having to play with them.

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

June 25 2015 14:32 GMT

#27353

I am no longer a 2.4k mmr scrub

I am now a 2.5kmmr scrub

nojok

France15845 Posts

June 25 2015 14:55 GMT

#27354

Why would you not buy stick against bristleback on your lane? It's even good with starting gold and in worst case buy it before min 2 at the side shop. He's balanced around the fact this item exists, don't buy it and he's OP.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

June 25 2015 17:17 GMT

#27355

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/100247248/matches

Fuck me.

DropBear

Australia4356 Posts

June 25 2015 18:03 GMT

#27356

SEA servers are so much fun. I'm so glad non-english speakers populate the majority of Australian servers. At least they know how to use the words "fuck" and "bitch" if nothing else.

HellNino

France156 Posts

June 25 2015 21:49 GMT

#27357

On June 26 2015 02:17 Mecha King Ghidorah wrote:
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/100247248/matches

Fuck me.

Who builds dagon on CM?!
For my QQ: so much leavers now. T-T
Can't even enjoy our Veno-Viper dual strat anymore. :[

MaCRo.gg

Korea (South)860 Posts

June 25 2015 22:45 GMT

#27358

Why can't I find any captains mode matches at 3k USE?

TheEmulator

28090 Posts

June 25 2015 23:00 GMT

#27359

Gotta love getting called absolute trash for not showing up to a dumb fight when I'm 200 gold from shadow blade on Slark, then going 24-2 and single handily winning my team the game afterwards.

GJ useless Omni/ES you almost abandoned the game because you don't understand that a Slark doesn't want to TP mid then walk all the way to the enemy jungle for an already lost fight

Joking QQ aside, it's actually quite annoying to get told I'm playing wrong by 4k's all the time then winning the game for them afterwards. This is why I sometimes queue EU despite having 180-200 ping, at least everyone I have in my games there are 5-6k+ and understand that the game isn't lost.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

June 26 2015 04:15 GMT

#27360

On June 26 2015 06:49 HellNino wrote:

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Who builds dagon on CM?!
For my QQ: so much leavers now. T-T
Can't even enjoy our Veno-Viper dual strat anymore. :[

Its a bit of a joke strat and I built the dagon when I knew we were gonna lose s might as well have fun blowing up their Void and jugg as we were 4 magic damage heroes and a retarded Viper vs a Huskar so yeah......