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On December 12 2014 21:27 tubbablubba wrote:
I have played so many games with terrible players that, i have accumulated 8 reports.
You know, free reports valve gives you for reporting people who actually get lowqueued/muted/etc
Eight of them.
Can i brag about it?
Also, how can this even be my first post?
Edit: actually, i had a number of terrible games followed by decent/nice ones, that kind of explains it better
put more rage in your post in this thread, it will help u really ..
This QQ idea allows me explain wwhat makes me so angry, better than a shrink
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On December 12 2014 21:27 tubbablubba wrote:
I have played so many games with terrible players that, i have accumulated 8 reports.
You know, free reports valve gives you for reporting people who actually get lowqueued/muted/etc
Eight of them.
Can i brag about it?
Also, how can this even be my first post?
Edit: actually, i had a number of terrible games followed by decent/nice ones, that kind of explains it better
You can actually stack up a surprising number of reports by doing that. These days I'm more aggressive and report the hell out of anyone who winds me up so I rarely have extras leftover (even if I DO get a lot back) but a while back I was very very selective and had something like fifteen reports saved up as a result.
QQ: Last couple of games star performers:
Pudge - 5/10/5. Please don't pick Pudge. -_-
Slark - 1/7/3. One kill? On Slark? By the gods...
And my favourite:
Weaver - 1/13/7. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
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On December 12 2014 21:27 tubbablubba wrote:
I have played so many games with terrible players that, i have accumulated 8 reports.
You know, free reports valve gives you for reporting people who actually get lowqueued/muted/etc
Eight of them.
Can i brag about it?
Also, how can this even be my first post?
Edit: actually, i had a number of terrible games followed by decent/nice ones, that kind of explains it better
Yeah I reported the asshole who fed self and courier because someone took "his" hero (Phantom Assassin, now the most-picked hero in the game) and when I did so I was like holy shit, eight reports.
That was in ranked, by the way. Did I mention that? Who fucking acts like that in ranked.
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It's good dota is a computer game and not something like football where you all play together irl because it were I'd be in jail right now. Just had a riki that just ran around not doing shit because a guy on our team wanted mid with leshrac. The worst part is that he started that when we were doing good. Just a bunch of assholes playing this game.
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My 5.3k MMR invoker went 1-16 and had 39cs in a 45 minute game 
Should have asked how much his account cost.
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yeah Omni, saying cores are trash and afk jungling is really gonna help us win this game. Keep telling yourself nothing is your fault and that game was over at 2 minute mark and that we could do nothing to win so just keep jungling asshole.
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It gets even worse game 2, our PA, yet another fail PA, no bkb vs a timbersaw/ogre magi team, isn't playing with us and off doing god knows what. We need her to win, and our Meepo is just flaming him and saying we should, "lose the match on purpose to teach him a lesson, cause if we win, he will think he's good."
My god, just when I think I can't hear anything dumber in a dota match, Meepo outdoes everyone else.
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There are just some days where it's literally impossible to win at Dota. 50 minute game and our safelane Void has 178 cs while I have 450 as an offlane POTM who didn't even really start farming until 15-20 minutes. He was lvl 22 at 50 minutes with a midas... how are you not lvl 25 at 50 minutes when you go midas. Also he died like 8 times because he failed to hit bkb before critting the BS's blademail or getting caught by Tide's refresher ravage.
Sad day. At least I destroyed my first final exam this morning
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And now, a song for the pub phantom assassin
Twinkle twinkle little crit
Stop that blur I want to hit
Those red numbers are so high
Mortred makes me want to cry
Contracts made you come for me
You've been blessed by RNG
Edit: a Skywrath limerick.
There once was a bird with a flare
He said "I am balanced, I swear"
He then made me cry
With how fast I die
And now I will rip out my hair
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ya.
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That looks like my mirana game from the other night Haro.
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I remembered why I hate snipers so much. Put my icon on mid and wait to see what they pick. Storm Qop and DP are their kids so I get nyx. Should be good right? Naw lol let's pick sniper when two of the potential mids can jump on me and anal rape me since I'm sniper and have no HP. Luckily the Dota gods are kind to me and our LD jungles giving me solo lane and I get 1st blood on DP who was laning with axe. Worried shit was gonna be bad since bot lane failed hard and while mid didn't do to bad since storm didn't seem all that good it still was a shitty Sniper player so we would be playing 4v6. Luckily Nyx too good vs scrubs and I make Clinkz RQ eventually but the sickening part is 30 minute SB sniper probably thinks he's good so hell do it again -_-
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On December 14 2014 03:57 Howie_Dewitt wrote:
And now, a song for the pub phantom assassin
Twinkle twinkle little crit
Stop that blur I want to hit
Those red numbers are so high
Mortred makes me want to cry
Contracts made you come for me
You've been blessed by RNG
Edit: a Skywrath limerick.
There once was a bird with a flare
He said "I am balanced, I swear"
He then made me cry
With how fast I die
And now I will rip out my hair
10/10, would read again
my qq: support kept contesting all the last hits. His reasoning? "if you can't last hit while I'm last hitting as well, it means I'm a better core than you and you suck"
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On December 14 2014 22:51 hooahah wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2014 03:57 Howie_Dewitt wrote:
And now, a song for the pub phantom assassin
Twinkle twinkle little crit
Stop that blur I want to hit
Those red numbers are so high
Mortred makes me want to cry
Contracts made you come for me
You've been blessed by RNG
Edit: a Skywrath limerick.
There once was a bird with a flare
He said "I am balanced, I swear"
He then made me cry
With how fast I die
And now I will rip out my hair 10/10, would read again my qq: support kept contesting all the last hits. His reasoning? "if you can't last hit while I'm last hitting as well, it means I'm a better core than you and you suck"
I got a support like that as well. But I can't flame him cuz he's my physics teacher...
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7 game loss streak
slarks who "rush" blink skadi, leaving them entirely dps-less
teams who dont push when we have so many opportunities for it, vs meepo antimage venomancer weaver
voids who buy recipes just before they die so they dont have buyback letting the entire enemy team 5 man push from a t2 to ancient
drow pickers
chen randomers
naga pickers
players who decide "U RANDOMED SO IM GONNA INTENTIONALLY LOSE THE GAME" when im 16/5
these players are literally making me physically ill
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8th loss
pa mid goes tangos and nothing else
goes perseverance first vs a storm
nice 47 base damage dude, ez pz farm for him
slark safe lane goes quelling tangos vs a gyro huskar lane
seriously these people must be mentally retarded or some shit there is no other explanation
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Queueing both EUW and USE...
ELEVEN straight games where someone cannot connect as we wait for loaders...ughhhhh why.
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Yet another smurf who spoil a game. Players from both teams reported, yet i can still see him in my loading screen the next game. How fail can your system be, Valve?
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got harassed for wanting to offlane necro
ended up getting my solo offlane which doesn't normally happen
this is what happens when I get what I want
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Oh, and then another game full of people who don't speak any English whatsoever but queue US East and for English
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