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Buckyman
Profile Joined May 2014
1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-10 19:41:12
November 10 2014 19:39 GMT
#24341
1)Drow and Crystal Maiden decide to dual mid pre-game
2)Sniper decides he doesn't want to lane against Pudge/Timbersaw and goes mid also.
3)The three mids combined can't out-CS a solo Viper who has no help
4)Drow and Sniper decide they can trade hits uphill against Viper (spoiler: they can't) and that they can CS from the middle of the river with no uphill vision after feeding Viper a double kill (spoiler: bad idea)
5)Since the side lanes both have kill potential against their respective solos they both play it safe and fall behind in XP. But this doesn't matter much because...
6)Flame war in all-chat, report threats all around (including a random one against someone on the other team) with everyone being called terrible except the poor but deathless offlane Tidehunter. Followed up, of course, by
7)Mass abandons

Dire does one kinda smart thing, putting Viper mid, and otherwise Radiant team literally destroys itself. Game not good.

DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 10 2014 22:24 GMT
#24342
Valve servers have reached a new level of awful. 90% packet loss and ~400 ping has been the norm for my last 5 games. It's not worth playing if that's the best connection I'll get
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
FHDH
Profile Joined July 2014
United States7023 Posts
November 10 2014 22:40 GMT
#24343
Another game, another game ruined by a terrible stack. How long, o lord, how long
После драки кулаками не машут (Don't shake your fist when the fight is over)
Mecha King Ghidorah
Profile Joined April 2014
United States595 Posts
November 11 2014 02:33 GMT
#24344
So apparently your supposed to play nyx by sitting in middle and killing tower before a single gank according to our vanguard 1st jugg and cent. I get yelled at then when I come and kill a low health pugna as stealing farm and they scream and I mute. I get dagon and starting to carry but it doesn't matter since dusa gets killed over and over and jugg sucks cock. I unmute a few times to see if they calmed down but no they spit out nasty insults and blame me for jugg failing utterly. Their pudge luckily abandoned but CK op vs Nyx and we lose after I die to ck. I get reported by jugg and the shitty yolo centaur because of verbal abuse hilariously enough when they were calling me things like a fucking cuntbag and insults about my steam name because tehy mix up Nazis and the Soviet Union.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1018019786
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-11 05:55:54
November 11 2014 04:46 GMT
#24345
Just got butt fucked by a 6.3k Meepo player with over 1k Meepo games. He last picked and we literally had 0 things to deal with meepo

edit: next game, of course the 4.6k lowest MMR on our team randoms drow first pick.
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FHDH
Profile Joined July 2014
United States7023 Posts
November 11 2014 06:50 GMT
#24346
Who is patient zero for plague of people who last-pick Pudge into already-established cores and mid and then expect that because it's Pudge they get mid no matter what else has happened.

"Padge hass to go meed!" Fakka YOU
После драки кулаками не машут (Don't shake your fist when the fight is over)
Buckyman
Profile Joined May 2014
1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-11 07:24:15
November 11 2014 07:22 GMT
#24347
You might suspect you're in for a tough game when your Nature's Prophet starts with just Gloves of Haste and starts cliff jungling at level 1.

You know you're in for a tough game when the cliff jungling Nature's Prophet still only has Gloves of haste 5 minutes in, and hasn't left the jungle cliffs, but has the highest net worth on the team anyway.

This is an entirely new brand of fail I'd never seen before.
Tannex
Profile Joined July 2011
United States196 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-11 07:30:55
November 11 2014 07:25 GMT
#24348
This fucking Tide I'm playing with right now stole offlane from me, despite me saying I'm gonna go a solo lane batrider, and guess what his first item was? Hood of Defiance... 20 minutes in...

He got a 30 minute blink...

And our Luna is 3-13 and fed all those to a 20-1 juggernaut...
FUCK ME
bdonballer
Profile Joined October 2014
United States408 Posts
November 11 2014 10:10 GMT
#24349
So I just lost 8 straight games. 6 to damn silencer. So what do I do, play silencer. And this happens http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1018502630
Either I am in shit tier bracket now, or silencer is just OP in the 3.3-3.7k brackets.
But god damn I hate that hero, I feel so bad playing him. But I shall play him every game now til my mmr is back up to 3900.
I carry hard!
nojok
Profile Joined May 2011
France15846 Posts
November 11 2014 11:01 GMT
#24350
The ennemy team picked almost full global strat with NP, spectre silencer and zeus. Their axe goes midas first, we stomp them early but our pugna rushes agha when we clearly needed a mek against all their AoE, we asked him to go for it 1st, but no, he gotta do his agha into HoT to do fun healing on mates zzzz. And worst he just split pushed the first 20 minutes, involved in 3 kills of our 24, he has 2 fucking AoE spell, including nether ward insane range.
"Back then teams that won were credited, now it's called throw. I think it's sad." - Kuroky - Flap Flap Wings!
hooahah
Profile Joined October 2011
3752 Posts
November 11 2014 13:09 GMT
#24351
On November 11 2014 19:10 bdonballer wrote:
So I just lost 8 straight games. 6 to damn silencer. So what do I do, play silencer. And this happens http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1018502630
Either I am in shit tier bracket now, or silencer is just OP in the 3.3-3.7k brackets.
But god damn I hate that hero, I feel so bad playing him. But I shall play him every game now til my mmr is back up to 3900.


congrats you are now 2GD
TRAP[yoo]
Profile Joined December 2009
Hungary6026 Posts
November 11 2014 13:38 GMT
#24352
if you ever get ns in your ranked pubs dodge him. he will never carry you...NEVER
FTD
Half the Sky
Profile Joined May 2014
Germany9029 Posts
November 11 2014 13:55 GMT
#24353
Last night I had 7 straight games where:

1 Someone could not connect as we waited for loaders.
2 Someone DCed and abandoned during hero selection.
3 Someone DCed and abandoned right after hero selection, after their hero was picked.

WTF is it with people....counting queue times and all, it was over 20 minutes from the time I first loaded dota to the time I started playing a proper game of dota.
The phoenix must burn to emerge. - Janet Fitch
Razyda
Profile Joined March 2013
968 Posts
November 11 2014 13:56 GMT
#24354
Dunno what happened to me, as I never been bothered by the game, but recently what more and more infuriates me:

Pick - carry, pick - carry, pick - carry.
all three type in chat:
"Pick a support" , "we need a support"

Guess what - IF YOU WANT A SUPPORT YOU COULD/SHOULD HAVE PICK ONE!!!! , especially if you cant last hit and want roam from lvl1, not first pick carries (then obviously cry about counterpickers). Who the f**k gave you rights to tell others who to play. (funny thing - I actually like playing support and play them a lot, though less and less recently thanks to situations like this)

For some reason since pick phase change in AP it always make me bit by bit more mad.

Also: Necro is not a support!!!!!
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-11 15:56:07
November 11 2014 15:16 GMT
#24355
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1019018688

oh by the way, beastmaster first randomed into shadow shaman then repicked. why would you do that in ranked. He repicked so fast I couldn't even offer to swap with him.

shaky game, finally win and start to pull away around the 25 min mark. I get disconnected. I tell my friend that I'll be coming back. Apparently, the team does not pause and they walked into chronosphere and got wiped. The thing was I had a ravage so I could have made something happen. I finally manage to reconnect. We were actually winning until we got wiped and that's when the graph plummets straight down. Fucking hell, I have a feeling that our teammates were playing in a computer shop and they had limited time so they kept on unpausing. It's not my fucking fault you can't afford your own laptop/pc and internet connection.

Fuck. I hate it when your team does not speak and you figure out you speak the same language when they refer to carry as "hitter". I don't know why other Pinoys refuse to speak in the 30 second grace period. It's not like since we're also Pinoys means we will throw or since you guys are pinoys that we assume you will feed or just play terrible. Fuck. I don't even get why they won't speak english, the mode of instruction in almost everything is english, it's practically our second language. Hell, even people from Visayas and Mindanao learn English as 2nd language and Filipino becomes their 3rd.

I wanna give up on this country a whole lot of instances you know.


edit: I swear if I get fast internet, I'll queue to other servers.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
November 11 2014 17:01 GMT
#24356
Well
Me and my friends tried to play team arcana
Each one of us had a different one
We got stomped
www.dotabuff.com
Sf never called missing
Guess who was their mid
Hint: it might be the fed one
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
November 11 2014 17:13 GMT
#24357
On November 11 2014 00:49 FFGenerations wrote:
pregame had a 30 second 1v1 pew pew patch at top rune whilst 2 teammates afked at the top tower whilst i pinged and got him to 50hp before dying...and abandoning


Actually sounds like you were in the wrong here
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
EnumaAvalon
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Philippines3613 Posts
November 11 2014 22:28 GMT
#24358
On November 12 2014 00:16 SilverSkyLark wrote:
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1019018688

oh by the way, beastmaster first randomed into shadow shaman then repicked. why would you do that in ranked. He repicked so fast I couldn't even offer to swap with him.

shaky game, finally win and start to pull away around the 25 min mark. I get disconnected. I tell my friend that I'll be coming back. Apparently, the team does not pause and they walked into chronosphere and got wiped. The thing was I had a ravage so I could have made something happen. I finally manage to reconnect. We were actually winning until we got wiped and that's when the graph plummets straight down. Fucking hell, I have a feeling that our teammates were playing in a computer shop and they had limited time so they kept on unpausing. It's not my fucking fault you can't afford your own laptop/pc and internet connection.

Fuck. I hate it when your team does not speak and you figure out you speak the same language when they refer to carry as "hitter". I don't know why other Pinoys refuse to speak in the 30 second grace period. It's not like since we're also Pinoys means we will throw or since you guys are pinoys that we assume you will feed or just play terrible. Fuck. I don't even get why they won't speak english, the mode of instruction in almost everything is english, it's practically our second language. Hell, even people from Visayas and Mindanao learn English as 2nd language and Filipino becomes their 3rd.

I wanna give up on this country a whole lot of instances you know.


edit: I swear if I get fast internet, I'll queue to other servers.

I don't have a mic Although, I've seen worse Pinoy stacks. You know they're a stack when 2 mics are on and both are blaring the same kind of music from their compshop. :p
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
Chewbacca.
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3634 Posts
November 12 2014 01:06 GMT
#24359
People who join into the game, scream about how they're god's gift to dota and they need to mid. Proceed to feed and blame all allies. After a miserable defeat you see they're something like a 4.7k and at least 500 mmr lower than the rest of the team.
Chewbacca.
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3634 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-12 01:16:45
November 12 2014 01:16 GMT
#24360
On November 11 2014 22:56 Razyda wrote:

Also: Necro is not a support!!!!!


Necro'lic is.
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