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AHC is Tinker, so I pick him. Suddenly all hell breaks loose that has nothing to do with my pick at all:
Dude 1: Mid please Dude 2: NO FUCK YOU BOLIVIAN FUCKERS. I HATE BOLIVIANS. YOU'RE A BOLIVIAN FUCKER FUCK YOU. Dude 1: I play better than u Dude 2: FUCK PERUVIANS AND BOLIVIANS. I ALREADY MUTED YOU SO FUCK YOU
Picks end up: Me (first pick tinker), LC, Luna, Terrorblade, Clinkz.
The Luna (who was neither Dude 1 or Dude 2) proceeds to go 0-14 in a 20 minute game, and is 0-11 at the 14 minute mark.
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This game needs a region and language lock. And a fucking language test that randoms between 4000000 questions. Everything east of Germany should be banned from EUW.
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Someone first-picks Medusa for AHC and is defensive about the fact that a pub didn't magically coalesce around this pick to provide space for super late-game carry. I tried to explain why this was a bad strategy, why maybe picking Medusa after it looks like team picks will work is a better way to go but no. I mean waiting 10 seconds would have revealed that someone was going to take safelane who could not be talked out of it. Easy to avoid.
[Edit] Forgot to mention this was ranked. If you've got a shit hero like Medusa maybe do your AHC unranked especially if you refuse to consider rest of team.
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[Stack wanders around all game, is rarely there for team fights] "Nothing we can do, they have way better team fight than we do"
Against Naga of course so I guess just quit because don't team fight and obviously not going to out-rat Naga. Final kill score in our favor by 25% but yes, we cannot fight them.
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Wow. Just wow.
Lost a game because it bugged out and nobody could buy items, plus PL's skills had bugged out meaning he was stuck on 7k gold with no way to spend it and he wasn't spontaneously generating illusions.
GREAT WORK VALVE. THANKS FOR THAT.
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Fuck 5 man death ball. Knew something was up and found out they were in a damn four stack.
Also played a game of doom with Zero Centaur Conquerers to be found
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On September 25 2014 07:36 Galtakar wrote: This game needs a region and language lock. And a fucking language test that randoms between 4000000 questions. Everything east of Germany should be banned from EUW.
You are doing gods work, son.
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Against a team of Nyx, Disruptor, Storm, Bloodseeker and Tiny, my team went:
Dark Seer support (and by support he stood in the lane doing nothing but casting ion shell on Slark) and carry Slark (who died 13 times). Dark Seer went Soul Ring -> Mana Boots -> Vanguard, when I was playing CM Mid Alch who maxed Gold first, went Midas before boots, then boots, then Shadowblade, then Hyperstone. Sven is the only one who played half decently and he decided to go with Belt of Strength, Tangoes vs Tiny/Disruptor in the offlane.
I actually got so mad that I went into the jungle and bought a midas. I still bought wards and shit, but was the midas warrented? probably not, but Dark Seer reporting me after I took his spot(?) after going to support safelane was enough to make me wish I hadn't queued up.
I'm actually just not going anything but mid from now on. Game starts, I'll lock onto the most bullshit mid hero I can think of and just instantly mute everyone else at the first sign of dumbness that I see. This game is bad for my mental health.
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On September 25 2014 18:53 hooahah wrote: Against a team of Nyx, Disruptor, Storm, Bloodseeker and Tiny, my team went:
Dark Seer support (and by support he stood in the lane doing nothing but casting ion shell on Slark) and carry Slark (who died 13 times). Dark Seer went Soul Ring -> Mana Boots -> Vanguard, when I was playing CM Mid Alch who maxed Gold first, went Midas before boots, then boots, then Shadowblade, then Hyperstone. Sven is the only one who played half decently and he decided to go with Belt of Strength, Tangoes vs Tiny/Disruptor in the offlane.
I actually got so mad that I went into the jungle and bought a midas. I still bought wards and shit, but was the midas warrented? probably not, but Dark Seer reporting me after I took his spot(?) after going to support safelane was enough to make me wish I hadn't queued up.
I'm actually just not going anything but mid from now on. Game starts, I'll lock onto the most bullshit mid hero I can think of and just instantly mute everyone else at the first sign of dumbness that I see. This game is bad for my mental health.
I've started doing this with Viper in ranked after my earlier QQ. Its very therapeutic. Having tried everything else and seen it all fail horribly, just flat out beating people down with Viper is working nicely.
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73 last hits on dual lane Naga/Distuptor vs timber and tower pre 11 mins. Dosn't matter. MId tinker solo feeds clock 3 kills, offlane night stalker who randomed last pick is lvl 3 and sand king farms jungle to make 11 mins arcana boots. What for i even try.
EDIT: Next game last pick sniper offlane, game went as expected
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Dropped >500 mmr after playing with shitty players past midnight. Think I'm stucked in the trench. Can't even win when i finally picked core heroes.
Meanwhile I'm finally desperate enough to start calibration on my smurf. 5 straight wins and i'm still meeting shitty teammates and opponents. I think I'm fucked.
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They didn't make sb buffed enough >.< I just want to be a cow from space, man Also pa I didn't want to hit 1 fucking autoattack as Ursa. Fine. You made me miss my entire overpower? Fine. But when your chucklefuck friend comes in and fucking chronos you an accident on the very edge of chrono, don't fucking complain "Ursa noob" seriously I was thankful that chrono takes out passives for one time
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Kyrgyz Republic1462 Posts
So I didn't play for a few weeks. Time for a game. I pick Lifestealer because I want to play him. I didn't wait for the timer to run out. They go SD, Brew, Viper, Void and Pugna. Fuck Dota.
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4k is mysterius place, im absolutly clueless how to carry those ppl, like i did it once, i should be able to do it again, but its so hillarius to even try. Solo feeds everywhere, then the famous WHERE IS YOUR FARM after beign ganked 3 times in 10 mins by hero you solo feed. Fuck off. EDIT : nvm, taking mid so i dont have to depend on 5th in row horrible shit tinker works.
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Look. STOP MATCHING ME WITH STACKS. GIVE BACK THE DAMN SOLO MATCHMAKING.
Especially stacks like this. I first pick Sand King to make it easy for them because I could solo off or jungle or duo off. Nice and flexible. The four stack, rather than picking a balanced and complimentary line up to one another, picks four farm dependent heroes. Sends one per lane and orders me bottom with weaver as solo support. I buy courier and up it, nobody buys wards of course.
So I'm repeatedly screwed in lane. Ember gets DESTROYED by Huskar mid. We're losing hard everywhere. So what do Furion and Weaver do? MIDAS OF COURSE! :D
The only communication from any of them was Ember spamming "Huskar is missing" during laning phase.
See THIS garbage is why I hate running into stacks. Do everyone a damn favour and if there's four of you...find a fifth because its disgusting being the +1 on this.
Edit: Huskar is 27-1-13
Edit2: And we lose. With the stack on my side shittalking the other team.
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First solo ranked game in 3 weeks or so and I get a bearless LD...
He wasn't good at it.
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6.82 is here and I don't know wtf is going on
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VS is going to be my new main for a while and I don't have any cosmetics but I have like two of the same fucking set on like three different heroes I don't play nice fucking game icefraud
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Yeah this patch is so shit, DotA has never been this fucking bad before.
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On September 26 2014 08:40 wuhan_clan wrote:6.82 is here and I don't know wtf is going on 
People do comeback, this is all I can say.
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