Dota 2 QQ thread - Page 1136

On August 12 2014 11:56 idonthinksobro wrote:
It really annoys me when someone plays a fun hero and completly missplays it. Clockwerk sitting in the offlane forever and not ganking... Why? It is no fun to sit in a lane and not get many lasthits. You could just go and solo-kill the mid hero or find someone in the jungle and kill him or kill the offlane, why would you rather sit at your tower and hope that they don't kill you?

Also fuck shadowblade, this item is so bad. You pay 3k and after getting 1 gank with it the item is already worthless, it is especially infuriating if a hero that is taking free farm buys it. Luna Shadowblade is probably the worst offender.

Also i lost a 5v4 today, the enemy zeus abandoned pre lvl 6, because nobody bought wards or something stupid but my team didn't want the free win and instead of pushing a lane as 5 they decided to feed.

On August 12 2014 14:24 obesechicken13 wrote:
So this game was really a big joke. My ogre magi and I go like 2-0 or 3-0 in lane. Top weaver is 0-2 but he's against a duo omni + antimage. From the replays he stood and fought them lol and ran into them without stealth giving them kills sometimes.

I tp top to help him out and immediately I save him from dying in a 3 man gank and the team gets 2 kills from it. Then we get another one. Then he dies while browsing the shop because antimage is pushing the lane and wanted to blink to the sideshop to buy and found a low health weaver who couldn't stealth fast enough.

At this point ogre magi and I are both 5-0. I didn't even have many ult kill steals. Just one. We did so well, we got Mirana to rage quit. It's now a 5v4 and we're ahead on kills and gold.
We are able to take at least 3 roshans in a row.

:/
Team would not group. Nature's prophet does the split push thing and dies several times to gem.
Ember spirit that kept crying for team to get a crystal maiden to give him mana regen, then saying he'll only play captains mode to force his team to get maiden, is losing lane to Silencer. I mean I can see it happening but I do think it's Ember favored due to shield.
Weaver kept split pushing top, getting caught, and running TOWARDS the enemy team to escape. I guess he didn't realize multiple times that they had gem and dust.
Despite all this, I'm able to go with a few members to take bottom melee Rax while the enemy team is distracted top. We then take the ranged one later. We take middle tower in the only 5 man push of the game (fluke) only for my allies to bail when we are 4 to their 2 with 20 second timers and high health heroes on our side. The middle T3 tower is down and I'm hitting the Rax and my team... backs off.
I just decide to say "fuck it, I'm going to afk farm". I don't think my team deservers to win anymore. They just want to rat and farm and we get to free farm. For like 40 minutes. Enemy team rarely leaves base and only antimage is farming at all.

The final teamfight, everyone's in the high 20s. NP is by himself afk typing to someone. I had him muted after he died split pushing and said something like "it's funny how your team's supports are better than mine" even though we only had one support (magi), one semi carry(necro me), and 3 right click carries (np, weaver, and ember spirit). Anti mage blinks on NP and gibs him. I sheep him, dagon, auto, Q, auto, ult him bringing him to 20% life. Ember spirit contributes one sleight of hands, and then misses his auto because Anti mage has 2x butterfly and omni ult. That was all the damage we did to anti mage. He killed the rest of them and pushed to our throne.

Enemy team wasn't even any good. Silencer and Omni wasted ult. Mirana and Jakiro missed their stuns. Antimage used ult on our high mana targets, sometimes doing like 100-200 damage.
I made some mistakes. Mek on Necro seemed a bit of a waste.

At least there was no void. This is also the end of an 8 game ranked win streak. I think I've been lucky so far so w/e.

On August 12 2014 18:23 Irratonalys wrote:
had an alchemist go offlane , first point grevils greed , gloves of haste, tango, feeds 5 kills , gets a 15 minute naked midas and then calls "jungle" meanwhile our void/Io safelane dies over and over too until void disconnects. comes back after 5 minutes , and has morbid mask , gloves of haste , brown boots at 20 minutes.

worst thing is , we won that match.

On August 12 2014 15:46 crimsonSoldier wrote:


SB Luna because eclipse into invis jajajajajaja

On August 13 2014 00:23 babysimba wrote:
So i just queued an unranked. They pair me up with 4 random smurfs with less 100hr gameplay, agianst a 3 man stack and 4 of them have more than 1k games.

On August 12 2014 20:42 Terrorbladder wrote:
How to win a game? Just pick Void, press R to collect free gold

Also that awkward moment when you check dotabuff for your game and find out that you were the only one in the team without 2 digit deaths