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On May 07 2014 07:44 shizaep wrote: So tired of all these "mid or hard carry" pubtrash
Playing with a 3 stack. someone drafts a safelane pudge. pls...
But this guy on Reddit who was 5k and was so gud at beating 3ks told me I should call mid or feed.
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Playing a game as Earthshaker. We firstblood level one, turned around a mirana clinkz gank, won the first two teamfights, and had a 5 tower lead. Landing big ults with Sand King and PA had a wicked sick streak or something. We're trying to push bottom, take rax, and win, then fucking windows updates kick in right before a fight. Kicked out of DotA and had to wait 10million years for PC to restart. And now Steam won't open. I hope they win, sucks that I couldnt be a part of it
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Seven games in a row someone feeds the game to a point of no chance before the 10 minute mark. I'm so fucking sad. MMR is fucking impossible to climb but so effortless to lose, I'll be trying to make my way back to where I was less than 2 days ago for the next few weeks I expect.
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Give back solo queue. Give back solo queue. Give back solo queue. Give back solo queue. Give back solo queue.
Seriously what the hell. That last game had the perfect storm of disgust: 1. A captain who picked terribly 2. A pair on my team who spent the entire game bitching out the other three people and sucking up each other 3. A 5 stack on the other team
STOP forcing me to play with or against stacks when I want to solo queue. Its invariably a horrible experience.
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I'm not sure what I did to deserve a brown boots -> hood weaver on my team, but it must have been bad.
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Why does everyone in all my games speak spanish on USWest?
I feel like I would have better luck with english speakers if I went to whatever latin american server there is. And why do the foreigners ALWAYS pick a mid and call "ME MID" EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. It makes me want to pick a mid and just go there without saying a word to piss them off. Maybe I'm just a terrible person. I dunno.
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On May 08 2014 15:20 Belisarius wrote: I'm not sure what I did to deserve a brown boots -> hood weaver on my team, but it must have been bad.
I had a weaver build an armlet once. Somehow we won.
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Morph mid, feeds 2 kills in < 5 minutes against invoker and claims that he can't handle mid anymore. Arbitrarily decides to come offlane where it's against lion and am who fucking destroy morph due to the manaburn and proceeds to feed 2 more kills. All this in < 10 minutes. And then proclaims that he's going dagon 5 because he "can burst down people." At this point, we're down 3 towers to none and the kill score is 5-16. We somehow miraculously come back and then our CK/WK alternate and die because they get caught out of position towards the end of the game. Now this morph starts flaming them for throwing the game. Fuck me.
As an aside, this morph WANTED morph after I randomed him and asked if anybody wanted the hero. And his build is the awe-inspiring no boots, no bottle, no peripheral items straight into gloves of haste into midas. He achieved this wonderful goal of procuring a midas 20 minutes into the game.
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I don't know what it was about yesterday, But it was lose a tri lane to a duel lane day for my teams. And its not like they lost vs a good duel lane either. LS Disruptor and CM lost to a Kunkka riki line up... Thats right, 2 RANGED heros lost to two melee ones... HOW? Second one PA dazzel tide lost to void AA.... I can kinda see losing to AA if it was tri on tri but come on guys... You have a hero advantage and a dazel... KILL PEOPLE
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qq and a story about not paying attention:
CD, captains take their place. I look over the pool and suggest 3 heroes, but do your thing captain. First 4 picks, three of my heroes get picked, I get happy! gg we win QQ: I was on the opposite team from those picks... Did not realize till after the 4th hero. we did not win;(
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"jungle" " this is not league of legends" "?" "lol its woods bro bla bla noob bla bla bla"
mankind is doomed. monkeys in human costumes.....
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I really like playing support, untill some jackass picks a hardcarry and can't last hit at all. I really hate those people, please go practise your lasthitting if you want to hardcarry.
Also people in the jungle constantly killing the small camp while they don't need it (anymore). Small camp is for pulling, not your farm (it's ok if you need it once or twice to get a quick start)
People that ask for wards when all wards are placed and on CD. goddamnit open your eyes.
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On May 08 2014 19:04 MotherOfRunes wrote: "jungle" " this is not league of legends" "?" "lol its woods bro bla bla noob bla bla bla"
mankind is doomed. monkeys in human costumes.....
Some people seems so retarded that they start bitching about things that doesn't matter. and it's jungle in Dota, even if woods is also a term.
Actually there's a bunch of people in Dota who does that and it's so annoying that I'm always regretting the fact that I have no reports left.
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quas-wex invokers can suck a dick
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Holy shit I havent been so mad at a teammate since forever .
Lich first item buys headdress, didnt skill sacrifice first. We are doing really good early and then he buys shadow amulet instead of finishing his mek and we got rolled hard. Didnt even got one ulty where it bounced at least once .
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I random ursa and the opponent picks pudge so I call mid. Get an easy firstblood, took me until minute 5 to get my boots did not get bottle cuz of sidelanes and wooder. Dual stack on offlane ES + luna are losing against AM + dazzle and call for gank, I reply them I won't gank before dagger but that earthshaker and mirana are good ganker they went into full "lol, ES and mirana gankers lolLOl noob"... Next game, the ES is in my game again, without the mirana though but this luna build : aquila, mom drums, yasha BKB into S&Y and use the mom active all the time in fights
Bright point : I TP as lich to defend T3 against clinkz and he has orchid, I don't want him to do damage to T3 as they have NP and I fear the dive so I just dust and throw the ulti, he windwalks away only to run two screens away and meet two treants and our DS who vacuums them all.
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had my first teammate that sold all his stuff and fed couriers. He was a legion commander and he typed in allchat "report veno for feeding" after veno died twice vs a trilane, all in all veno was doing ok and he certainly wasn't feeding. Legion tried dueling people while completely surrounded by the rest of the enemy team, he got called out on his retarded duels, threw a shitfit.
I'm not even mad as much as I'm amused. How much of a retard IRL do you have to be to act this way
un-qq: next game I'm playing mid and my dual roaming supports SK and SS are both acting in character while completely raping faces
this is amazing
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All random. Our team is Chen/WD/Dark Seer/Bane/Kunkka vs Viper/Mirana/Zeus/Phoenix/Brewmaster.
We get a quick 2-0 from lanes, but as the game transitions, it becomes clear that we have no ability to do any damage. We get to the point where the game is 2-16 and the enemy starts messing around and just delaying their inevitable win by 20 minutes.
I know it's all random and you can't really take it seriously, but it's so disheartening to look at the lineups and realize that your team has 0 potential to win fights unless Kunkka outfarms everyone (he didn't).
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both of my supports went agha first after they were afk on the safelane for the first 15minutes. yes they blamed mid and carry for the bad game
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I wanna kill myself.
My friend and I go ranked. He DESTROYS everyone with his pudge. Ember freefarmed early game
But we lose some fights, their legion starts to get farm. Furion backstabs one set of raxes. SUDDENLY EMBER NO BUYBACK AND 70 SEC RESPAWN TIME
WE LOST
THE FUCKING THROWS HAPPENED AGAIN
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