EPTOn July 27 2023 15:35 SHODAN wrote:
hello Starcraft fans,
moments ago, a chance encounter on the high-speed line from Busan to Seoul brought me into conversation with one of the semi-finalists of GSL Season 2, on his way to compete at the Afreeca Studio in Gangnam-gu. it's an encounter that I'm certain I will never forget. I'm talking about the former GSL Champion of the world, former Team FXO Ace, and international "Agent of Chaos". it is my honor and privilege to present to TL.net a brief interview with none other than Koh Byung-jae, AKA the GuMiGod.
SHODAN: I've got a man here who is pacing the carriages of the Seoul express train, muttering to himself about... Well, nothing.
GuMiho: Nothing means nothing... Nothing means nothing...
SHODAN: He won his matches last week against Maru and Solar, and is now looking to prevail in his Ro4 showdown against Dar--
GuMiho: NOTHING MEANS NOTHING!!
SHODAN: Nothing means nothing? What do you mean by that, Mr GuMiho?
GuMiho: I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm unjustifIABLY in a poSITION THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE IN-- But the cream... Rises to the top, oohh yeahh. GuMi Chaos, yeah. GuMi Chaos has got more to offer than WAXANGEL THINKS that I got, yeah, and let me tell you somethin' right now: cards stacked against the GuMiGod in GSL Season 2?
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/jcwQXtm.png)
At this time, GuMiho begins to sweat profusely - his mind no doubt dwelling on this day's Liquibets. A tsunami of sweat pours from his hands, which are clenched in anger. The rail carriage would have been in serious danger of capsizing, had GuMiho not reached for the famous towel, which he uses to pat himself dry. Was this the true cause of last week's floods in Korea? Did GuMiho forget to bring his towel?
GuMiho: Let me say it, yeah! Let me say it out loud! AND LET ME POINT to the WRITERS of Team Liquid! The GuMiGod is not ah-happy with your predictions, yeah. I am the "S" in the Code S and there is no doubt about it, yeah. you, SHODAN, you know that I'm the cream of the crop!
Suddenly, GuMiho spins around and stares fiercely at at the rail attendant, who was bold enough to check his ticket. GuMiho then proceeds to grab a proleague booth and ferociously batters the ticket inspector over the head with it, before calmly resuming the interview.
SHODAN: Well, wait-wait a minute, Mr GuMiho. I've got to ask you very seriously: do you blame Mr. Waxangel, the distinguished Writer for Team Liquid, and his accomplice Mizenhauer, for making Dark the favourite today?
GuMiho: Yeah, I do, yeah. Outside interference, yeah. IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY! Yeah, and now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only must the last zerg fall, but the WHOLE Global Starcraft League must fall! Because Maru, yeah, I am THE CREAM, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Towel Terran!
At this point, GuMiho proceeded to perform magic tricks with his towel: tucking it into the thumb of his hand before making it disappear into thin air, much to the surprise of the other passengers.
GuMiho: Towel on hand, towel off hand, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah, and I'm talking everyone in the GSL Round of 4, and I'm even talking to Waxangel, yeah. I'm on my way, and NOTHING is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.
SHODAN: You know, just out of curiosity, Mr. GuMiho, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God-given talents, but I'm very curious. I haven't seen your towel lately.
GuMiho: Yeah. It's sent been sent back to the chaos realm. Does my towel interfere in matches? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure micro god, yeahh! And I've been, uh... yeah! MALIGNED! From the top to the bottom, and because they can't handle the GuMiGOD: THE TOWEL TERRAN! Nobody does it better!
here's a crying towel for you GuMi doubters
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/H5OII9Q.gif)
hello Starcraft fans,
moments ago, a chance encounter on the high-speed line from Busan to Seoul brought me into conversation with one of the semi-finalists of GSL Season 2, on his way to compete at the Afreeca Studio in Gangnam-gu. it's an encounter that I'm certain I will never forget. I'm talking about the former GSL Champion of the world, former Team FXO Ace, and international "Agent of Chaos". it is my honor and privilege to present to TL.net a brief interview with none other than Koh Byung-jae, AKA the GuMiGod.
SHODAN: I've got a man here who is pacing the carriages of the Seoul express train, muttering to himself about... Well, nothing.
GuMiho: Nothing means nothing... Nothing means nothing...
SHODAN: He won his matches last week against Maru and Solar, and is now looking to prevail in his Ro4 showdown against Dar--
GuMiho: NOTHING MEANS NOTHING!!
SHODAN: Nothing means nothing? What do you mean by that, Mr GuMiho?
GuMiho: I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm unjustifIABLY in a poSITION THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE IN-- But the cream... Rises to the top, oohh yeahh. GuMi Chaos, yeah. GuMi Chaos has got more to offer than WAXANGEL THINKS that I got, yeah, and let me tell you somethin' right now: cards stacked against the GuMiGod in GSL Season 2?
At this time, GuMiho begins to sweat profusely - his mind no doubt dwelling on this day's Liquibets. A tsunami of sweat pours from his hands, which are clenched in anger. The rail carriage would have been in serious danger of capsizing, had GuMiho not reached for the famous towel, which he uses to pat himself dry. Was this the true cause of last week's floods in Korea? Did GuMiho forget to bring his towel?
GuMiho: Let me say it, yeah! Let me say it out loud! AND LET ME POINT to the WRITERS of Team Liquid! The GuMiGod is not ah-happy with your predictions, yeah. I am the "S" in the Code S and there is no doubt about it, yeah. you, SHODAN, you know that I'm the cream of the crop!
Suddenly, GuMiho spins around and stares fiercely at at the rail attendant, who was bold enough to check his ticket. GuMiho then proceeds to grab a proleague booth and ferociously batters the ticket inspector over the head with it, before calmly resuming the interview.
SHODAN: Well, wait-wait a minute, Mr GuMiho. I've got to ask you very seriously: do you blame Mr. Waxangel, the distinguished Writer for Team Liquid, and his accomplice Mizenhauer, for making Dark the favourite today?
GuMiho: Yeah, I do, yeah. Outside interference, yeah. IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY! Yeah, and now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only must the last zerg fall, but the WHOLE Global Starcraft League must fall! Because Maru, yeah, I am THE CREAM, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Towel Terran!
At this point, GuMiho proceeded to perform magic tricks with his towel: tucking it into the thumb of his hand before making it disappear into thin air, much to the surprise of the other passengers.
GuMiho: Towel on hand, towel off hand, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah, and I'm talking everyone in the GSL Round of 4, and I'm even talking to Waxangel, yeah. I'm on my way, and NOTHING is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.
SHODAN: You know, just out of curiosity, Mr. GuMiho, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God-given talents, but I'm very curious. I haven't seen your towel lately.
GuMiho: Yeah. It's sent been sent back to the chaos realm. Does my towel interfere in matches? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure micro god, yeahh! And I've been, uh... yeah! MALIGNED! From the top to the bottom, and because they can't handle the GuMiGOD: THE TOWEL TERRAN! Nobody does it better!
here's a crying towel for you GuMi doubters
What a post although sadly no Gumigod showed up this day
