[Over] TL ESPORTS Bracket - Page 10

On March 17 2012 15:05 EnderSword wrote:
State of The E-Sports Bracket Fictional Analysis:

JP: Welcome To State of The Esports Bracket Show! I have with my tonight Tyler Washsomething, Geoff incontrol Robinson, Dan Artosis Stemkowowowski and Sean Day9 Plott. We're going to be looking at the Esports Bracket today, a lot of good match ups here so lets get right to it. Artosis, this first one maybe hit Home to you...Poopfeast420 vs. Jessica's Twitter, go.

Artosis: Oh gawd...well, the thing these two have in common JP is they're both enormous trolls, and they both raise a lot of questions. The difference here is Jessica requires translators to confound and annoy us, but Poopfeast420 is universally understood, I've got to go there.

Day9: HAHA you said poop HAHAHA (Trails off laughing for a few minutes in the background)

JP: Sounds right to me, Geoff, take this next one. The MC Murloc vs the TL Elephant.

Geoff: Well JP, They say an elephant has a great memory, but that dancing Murloc is something *dramatic camera zoom in* I will never forget.

JP: Murloc it is, Tyler, now this is a tough one. The TLO beard vs Naniwa's probe rush

Tyler: I'm actually very good friends with both probes and beards, I just hope they have a good match.

Geoff: That's it? you gotta pick one make a pick

Tyler: That's it, sometimes beards hold probes, sometimes probes hardcounter beards. If I had to pick something I'd just not build phoenixes...but if I had to pick one of the actual options presented to me, I'd take the beard.

Artosis: It kind of makes TLO look like a non-Marxist version of Destiny.

JP: Yes, good point good point. Day9's webcam seems to have frozen and his computer is generating smoke...so Artosis I'll give you this one. July vs Decorah Eagles

Artosis: Actually July just ate the Eagles.

JP: I guess that settles that one, I guess he'll be given a walk over. Ok, Geoff, Hurting Esports vs. Extended Series

Geoff: I fail to see how those are actually two different things

Sundance pops up behind JP: Ya, We get it...not gonnal ike, do anything to change it or anything like that but I get it

Geoff: Since Hurting Esports is more broad, I'll go with that, Extended series is only about 67% of the things hurting Esports right now.

JP: Ok, Hurting Esports it is, Tyler, Stephano is French vs. Chill Get Out

Tyler: Ok, well clearly Stephano is American, I'm very knowledgable about Europe and I'd know if Stephano was not from Texas. Chill get out on the other hand...probably the most effective BM in game history.
Chill left the game, left DJWheat's show, and basically is hiding in a Prairie province in fear of lag. Gotta go with that.

JP: Haha, very true. Day9, are you back? Is your computer now on Fire? your webcam seems to be frozen on a frame of your hair burning while you're holding a plush rabbit. Ok, I think we lost day9 for now. Artosis, Huk top 3 control vs. Good guy Sheth.

Artosis: It's got to be Top 3 control here guys, Sheth playing in his lap just confused the Koreans too much, whereas excellent micro coming from a small framed tiny man with some girlish qualities to his hair...Koreans totally get that.

JP: Bit of a nod to culture there I guess. Geoff, Day9 Trumpets vs. Thorzain the Spoon Terran.

Geoff: I could see Day9's Imoortal or Fusion Core dance winning here, but not the trumpets. The fact that Thorizan somehow extends the average length of a StarCraft 2 match to the length of...an average LoL match....and yet unlike LoL makes it entertaining somehow. Got to go with the spoon.

JP: Spoon it is!. Tyler, Boxer meets grack vs The Banjo haypro.

Tyler: Just shows the effects of influence and noteriety here. The Emperor misprounces your name once, and guess what. That's your name now. On the other hand, The Banjo...I'm his team mate and i don't know where Haypro got that name. For 5 months I thought Ret and Haypro were just the same guy.

Geoff: I think every time Haypro calls home, he has to remind his own mother who he is.

JP: The Gracken takes it there. ...Day9 are you back?

Day9: I'm here JP, I had to get Markio to put out a fire in my house, he's very talented, he lives in my closet.

JP: Ok Great, So Sean, take this one...Girl Drama vs. DRG's Zergling Dance

Day9: I know a girl named Felicia and I think someone named Felicity and I think they're like good and evil versions of each other. Sometimes I have trouble talking to girls because I get embarrassed but like...you know how sometimes you realllly like that one girl and you need to go up to her and your mind just blanks and you like forget who you are and you just say something about starcraft instead and she looks at you kind of funny and you blush all red and you just freeze and you're like...uh...uh...and you just run out of the room screaming like a flying squirrel and th--

JP: Sean? Ok, I think we lost Day9 again, but i'm going to assuming he was picking DRG here because ultimately he always does. Artosis, Husky's banelings vs the Pitchforks

Artosis: Oh geeze JP, first of all, "Husky's banelings" how about Artosis's 'SO MANY BANELINGS"? was that not really the first song JP? The pitchforks are obviously more recent, and both reddit and banelings are insanely random and destructive forces...but i think we shouldn't encourage Reddit at all, so Banelings.

JP: Banelings busts through reddit. Geoff, Fuck Slasher vs. Special Tactics

Geoff: Slasher got shaved, cancelled and fired...White Ra went hunting and has kidnapped a Frenchman. Special Tactics.

JP: Sums it up. Tyler, Manner Mules vs. IdrA Rage

Tyler: IdrA has literally never stayed in a game long enough to see Manner Mules......maybe a couple hallucinated ones. You can't Manner Mule Greg, he's left before your orbital has enough time to get to 50 energy. IdrA wins it.

JP: No GG, No Re. Geoff, DJWheat Rants vs. Ultra drops.

Geoff: on one hand I love Wheat's rants...on the other hand, when other people are talking, I'm not allowed to talk as much, and I hate that. If Ultras could literally be dropped ON units and crush them, I'd go with that, but Wheat's ranting it is.

JP: Marcus takes it. Artosis, sensitive one for you again. TotalBiscuit's Tophat vs. the Artosis Pylon.

Tyler: With the pylon buildings have no power, without the tophat TB has no hair.

Artosis: screw you JP, ahhh.... *sigh and weird noise that gives you the sense that Dan is actually an ancient talking tree from LoTR* Fine, the pylon.

JP: Sorry buddy. Ok, last one in the first round. Tyler, How about it, MKP loves reddit vs User was banned.

Tyler: I just can't give it to Reddit, they might just turn on Marine King if they find out he's left handed or if he combs his hair differently. I'm saying User is banned...if you disagree, post on TL and some mod will ban you for disagreeing.

JP: Fair enough...That does it for the round of 32...we're just going to...oh Sean, are you back?

Day9: Hi JP, So you know how in Quantum Physics things can spontaneously happen? Well, the atoms in my computer all coincidentally moved down at the same time and my computer fell through my floor and fused with the cold earth below. One of my fans FedExed me a new one though, so I should be good no-

JP: Oh, I think we lost Day9....

Day9: Ring

JP: Oh Sean are you there?

Day9: Harvey Mudd! Monobattl--

JP: And we lost him again. We're going to take a quick break and continue with round of 16 picks after this.