"Guilty Conscience" - Temp0, Suspense & iNcontroL - Page 19

Meet Teddy, 17 years old
Fed up with Zerg, and always overdroning
He decides to switch to Toss
But as he is searching for a match
He has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly... His conscience comes into play

Alright, stop
Now before you queue in the game
With that shameful race that you're about to be playing
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?!)
I'm your Pro-Gaming conscience

That's nonsense
Go in, proxies are funny
Switch it up to Protoss quick
Cannon his damn main, tell him he sucks dick
Tell him he needs to save his base
You'll be safe for days if you Proxy 'Rays
Or 2-Gate just the same

Yeah, but if the replay leaks and then it shows you
The whole forum, they know you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you pick Protoss
Look at your profile, it don't even show loss!

Yo, fuck that... Protoss, bitch! Choose that shit
Can you afford to lose this shit, are you that big?
Why you give a fuck if he cries, are you that kid?
You really think he gives a fuck that you're Masters?

Man, don't pick it 'cuz 4-Gate is rediculous (It is!)
Don't even risk it (I won't!)
Come on just switch, kid (I will!)
Don't even listen to Suspense, he's bad for you

You know Temp0... I don't like your attitude


Meet Dan, 26 years old
After losing match after match in his division
Something smells awfully cheesy
When his first probe builds a pylon outside of his opponents base
Once again, his conscience comes into play

Now listen to me
While he's Macro'ing free, Proxy a Pylon
And slip in some DT's
Now all you gotta do is A-Move and he's so screwed

Yo, he said have fun... Don't be so rude
You shouldn't have to cheese to win, that's not fair

Yo, just look at his rank
You think that I care?
Cheese this bitch right here, on the spot bare
'Til he rages out and rips out all of his damn hair

Man, didn't you just see what happened to BitByBit?

No, but I saw the 7-Rax TLO just did

Shit, you trying to do anything to prevail?

Man, fuck that, cheese this bitch BM and bail


Meet Brady, a 39 year old retired Broodwar Pro
After coming back to the scene with the release of Starcraft 2
He sends a worker to scout around his opponents base
To find a spawning pool completed
And 6 Zerglings running to his base

WHAT THE FUCK!

Alright, calm down
Relax, start breathing

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch Cheesing!
While you Macro up, he's being gay
Plus he walled off
Fuck being a pro, BM this faggot's head off!

Wait, what if there's an explanation for his play?

What... He tripped fell, and landed on 1-A?

Alright, don't panic
Maybe, he's got Cannons
But you can still manage without being Bad mannered

Okay, thought about it
Still wanna BM him?
Attack him at his choke
Hack his router and disconnect him
That's what I did
Be smart, don't be a retard
Gonna take advice from somebody who cheesed White-Ra?

What did you say?

What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember?

I'm gonna kill you, Motherfucker

Uh-uh... Templar, Templar
Mr. Safe, Mr. pro-in-a-day
Mr. Hey,hey!
Coming straight out of Boston, y'all better make way
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man to be mannered

'Cuz he could still win by playing it standard
Macro, Macro...
Aw fuck it, what am I saying?
Cheese this noob, Brady
Where's your forge at?!