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JoeAWESOME
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden1080 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-06 17:22:21
November 06 2011 17:17 GMT
#1801
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly


You could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... dident pop guardian shield in time



I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... timed his larva inject perfectly


Simply Awesome! - Liquid'Ret - NSHoSeo_Seal - coLMVP_DRG - EG_Idra - Fnatic.NightEnd
Shinespark
Profile Joined June 2011
Chile843 Posts
November 06 2011 17:22 GMT
#1802
On November 06 2011 11:32 Chrian wrote:
And so it will come to be in 20 years, the child of Artosis shall do battle with the child of Day9 and Felicity in the glorious arena of Starcraft 3, and he shall be humiliatingly cast down as DTs kill the one pylon powering all of his shit.

Congrats Artosis/Artosis' GF!


hahaha

One problem with your idea though: SC3 is not going to be out yet by 2031.
"I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords."
Lurtzer
Profile Joined June 2009
Czech Republic67 Posts
November 06 2011 17:25 GMT
#1803
Congratz to Artosis!
"Time to walk the plank Tasteless, because I am Arrrrtosis" - Artosis
Dr.Sin
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada1126 Posts
November 06 2011 18:51 GMT
#1804
Congratulations to Artosis and his girlfriend. Best of luck!
bro_fenix
Profile Joined February 2010
United States132 Posts
November 07 2011 01:42 GMT
#1805
Congratulations Artosis, hope Mom and Dad can raise an amazing kid. And you know you got to make Tasteless the Godfather.
Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass... Its about learning to dance in the rain.
Mrvoodoochild1
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1439 Posts
November 07 2011 01:44 GMT
#1806
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly





No he force fielded properly, it is just that massive units break force fields
"let your freak flag fly"
Ruyguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada988 Posts
November 07 2011 01:45 GMT
#1807
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly


You could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... dident pop guardian shield in time



I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... timed his larva inject perfectly



You could say some
+ Show Spoiler +
"special" tactics were used.
BlazeTSR
Profile Joined November 2011
United States218 Posts
November 07 2011 01:54 GMT
#1808
Grats Artosis!
Fan of ........... Protoss: Hero, iNcontroL, Nony Zerg: CatZ and Sheth Terran: Demuslim
VoirDire
Profile Joined February 2009
Sweden1923 Posts
November 07 2011 01:56 GMT
#1809
On November 07 2011 10:44 Mrvoodoochild1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly





No he force fielded properly, it is just that massive units break force fields

Good one :D
Scorm
Profile Joined April 2011
United States104 Posts
November 07 2011 02:00 GMT
#1810
Tasty Wheat casting archon otw. According to the IGN stream. Good luck Artosis!
“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.” -Anton LaVey
Snaphoo
Profile Joined July 2010
United States614 Posts
November 07 2011 02:26 GMT
#1811
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly


You could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... dident pop guardian shield in time



I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... timed his larva inject perfectly




I hope Artosis gets a chuckle out of these, haha
Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
November 07 2011 02:28 GMT
#1812
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly


You could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... dident pop guardian shield in time



I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... timed his larva inject perfectly




He researched extended thermal lance and targeted her production facilities!

Congratulations Artosis!
They're fools. You should eat them.
Melo.
Profile Joined August 2011
United States63 Posts
November 07 2011 02:33 GMT
#1813
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly


You could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... dident pop guardian shield in time



I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
... timed his larva inject perfectly



I guess you could say he...
+ Show Spoiler +
nydused her main and exploded his banelings
Meser87
Profile Joined April 2011
United States476 Posts
November 07 2011 02:39 GMT
#1814
omg!! yay! congrats artosis!!
Meser87
Profile Joined April 2011
United States476 Posts
November 07 2011 02:40 GMT
#1815
On November 07 2011 10:44 Mrvoodoochild1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 02:17 JoeAWESOME wrote:
GZ!

Now time for some lame jokes


I guess he...
+ Show Spoiler +
...diden't force field properly





No he force fielded properly, it is just that massive units break force fields


hahah <3 it
cryptocraft
Profile Joined October 2010
New Zealand17 Posts
November 07 2011 02:56 GMT
#1816
Gl Hf
Dreamer.T
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3584 Posts
November 07 2011 03:04 GMT
#1817
Congrats Artosis!
Forever the best, IMMvp <3
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
November 07 2011 03:15 GMT
#1818
congrats dan
xiaofan
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States513 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 03:17:06
November 07 2011 03:16 GMT
#1819
I guess he
+ Show Spoiler +
impregnated her+ Show Spoiler +
with his penis
Attilanator
Profile Joined March 2011
United States154 Posts
November 07 2011 03:56 GMT
#1820
I will refrain from making the Joke that he researched extended thermal lance and targeted the production facilities. Seems inappropriate when congratulations are in order.

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