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Zorgaz
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden2951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-21 18:58:31
September 21 2011 18:57 GMT
#721
Hahaha brilliant!

(If this is indeed the future I'll be forced to brand you a witch and burn you)

:D
Furthermore, I think the Collosi should be removed! (Zorgaz -Terran/AbrA-Random/Zorg-Dota2) Guineapigs <3
ToDieFoR
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States52 Posts
September 21 2011 19:12 GMT
#722
LOL love this brah :D

I loled so hard with the Deezer part lol
:D
urashimakt
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1591 Posts
September 21 2011 19:15 GMT
#723
On September 22 2011 03:44 Firebolt145 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2011 02:31 nttea wrote:
I don't understand the "usa opens an investigation on haypro" part... someone help? other then that everything was hilarious

He's from the middle east.

Now that you know that, reread that paragraph and laugh even harder.

He's Swedish, I believe, but with middle eastern heritage. Makes it even funnier since stereotyping is such a big concern here.
Who dat ninja?
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
September 21 2011 22:02 GMT
#724
On September 21 2011 10:09 zarepath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 10:01 RusHXceL wrote:
The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.

is this true lol?

I wouldn't post it if it weren't true. I have some journalistic integrity.


ahahaha +10000
thanks for this Hadn't had a chance to laugh all day.
Liquid`Sheth
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States2095 Posts
September 21 2011 23:40 GMT
#725
"Stephano signed with Complexity (even though there are bigger/better teams) because he heard that they were going to pick up Naniwa"

... I need to warn Jinro
Team LiquidUnderneath it all they were really quite nice. They just got screwed up. Mostly by stuff that wasn't entirely their fault.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 21 2011 23:45 GMT
#726
It doesn't feel all that funny anymore. Shit is starting to get real. :S
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
Veldril
Profile Joined August 2010
Thailand1817 Posts
September 21 2011 23:51 GMT
#727
Congratulation, zarepath. You predicted correctly that Complexity is going to recruit Naniwa.
Without love, we can't see anything. Without love, the truth can't be seen. - Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
Sausafeg
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom54 Posts
September 21 2011 23:52 GMT
#728
Reading this while listening to TRON soundtrack makes it all the more awesome!
NEgroidZerg
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States244 Posts
September 21 2011 23:52 GMT
#729
"us oipens vestigation on haypro" goddamn i lolled
Yeah
aRRoSC2
Profile Joined March 2011
Denmark241 Posts
September 22 2011 00:54 GMT
#730
On September 21 2011 02:21 zarepath wrote:
Stephano signed with Complexity (even though there are bigger/better teams) because he heard that they were going to pick up Naniwa.


*drama squirrel* / iNcontroL zoom in face
MiyaviTeddy
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada697 Posts
September 22 2011 00:59 GMT
#731
incredibly good read
Aiyeeeee
Vindicare605
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States16071 Posts
September 22 2011 01:03 GMT
#732
MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves. They go well into night, until the clock strikes 12 and the day turns from Sunday.


ROFL!

I lost it at that point. Well played sir well played.
aka: KTVindicare the Geeky Bartender
Venus.exe
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States285 Posts
September 22 2011 01:27 GMT
#733
Someone needs to make an animated visualization of all this drama and narrate it too. I will watch it again and again.
/")☻ㅈ☻)/")彡snuǝʌ
Jcnorheim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States51 Posts
September 22 2011 01:43 GMT
#734
Possibly dead-on for the Naniwa part, too!
APM is important when your buildings are sitting half the time
NoobieOne
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1183 Posts
September 22 2011 01:51 GMT
#735
I like how this poster got Naniwa to coL right
RDaneelOlivaw
Profile Joined April 2011
Vatican City State733 Posts
September 22 2011 01:55 GMT
#736
On September 22 2011 03:57 Zorgaz wrote:
Hahaha brilliant!

(If this is indeed the future I'll be forced to brand you a witch and burn you)

:D

And what do we burn with witches?
Mikelius
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany517 Posts
September 22 2011 01:57 GMT
#737
On September 22 2011 10:55 GGTesomas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2011 03:57 Zorgaz wrote:
Hahaha brilliant!

(If this is indeed the future I'll be forced to brand you a witch and burn you)

:D

And what do we burn with witches?


MORE witches!
Less QQ, more PewPew
Celimas
Profile Joined December 2010
United States75 Posts
September 22 2011 02:04 GMT
#738
Well, sure enough, coL signed Naniwa... That tank standoff with MC is gonna be soooo epic, I can't wait
Fitzyhere | Catz | Stephano -- Foreign zergs fighting!!
Catatonic
Profile Joined August 2011
United States699 Posts
September 22 2011 02:16 GMT
#739
On September 21 2011 02:24 theBullFrog wrote:
Wait, col Tried to sue destiny?
No because there was no breach of contract on Destiny's part, im not quite sure where people keep getting this from. Destiny an Col. had a nice talk where both came to an agreement an Col let Destiny out of his contract so thus NO BREAK of CONTRACT for the umpteenth time -.-
T: DeMuslim SeleCT. P: Naniwa Genius. Z: IdrA Destiny Team: EG
Bazzyrick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom361 Posts
September 22 2011 02:21 GMT
#740
This is officially the best thread I have ever read on any forum in the history of the internets.
I was laughing, repeatedly, out loud.
Thank you Good Sir for taking the time to write it, go have a beer on me.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
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