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acidbean
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany287 Posts
September 20 2011 19:12 GMT
#221
Awesome read, couldn't stop laughing and giggling
koii
Profile Joined June 2010
Denmark6 Posts
September 20 2011 19:13 GMT
#222
woop! nice, this made my day!
lolWut ?
acidfreak
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania352 Posts
September 20 2011 19:13 GMT
#223
This might just be the best piece of literature I've read in my entire life. But bare in mind that I am stoned out of my mind.
You can't out-think the swarm, you can't out-maneuver the swarm, and you certainly can't break the morale of the swarm.
Deadbread
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany143 Posts
September 20 2011 19:14 GMT
#224
Thank you for the read.
Very well written
Mady my Day!
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
September 20 2011 19:14 GMT
#225
Why is this not my reality? Please someone make this happen! Hot_Bid, use your unfathomable E-Sports wealth to make this happen.
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
KAkos MAgos
Profile Joined July 2011
Greece47 Posts
September 20 2011 19:15 GMT
#226
haahahahhah the best part is with destiny and deezer hahahahah ROFL cant stop laughing
very nice read. +10000000000000000
Bleb
Profile Joined August 2010
Croatia278 Posts
September 20 2011 19:15 GMT
#227
Best thread I've ever read anywhere!!!1!222
Athox
Profile Joined July 2011
Norway64 Posts
September 20 2011 19:16 GMT
#228
You had me until
The Korean Players Association, (...), agree to back down.


Then i realised your post was made up.
Secret05
Profile Joined August 2010
United States342 Posts
September 20 2011 19:17 GMT
#229
LOL this needs to be made into a southpark episode... awesome post i'm still laughing
Michigan Zerg Player
Philymaniz
Profile Joined November 2010
United States177 Posts
September 20 2011 19:17 GMT
#230
So when is your movie coming out?
Ziktomini
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom377 Posts
September 20 2011 19:17 GMT
#231
Genius.
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
September 20 2011 19:19 GMT
#232
Haha could not stop laughing at the destiny/deezer judge judy part. Very well written!
If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
anatem
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania1369 Posts
September 20 2011 19:19 GMT
#233
this thread is the kind of legendary that will make TL implode when it gets dug up two years from now

came out from posting hybernation just to give my respects to this gem of a thread, i still got tears in my eyes from all the laughter

good job man, you are a true ray of sunshine in the dark, zombie-poster infested world of the internet
'Tis with our Judgements as our Watches, none / Go just alike, yet each believes his own.
Zeevo
Profile Joined June 2011
148 Posts
September 20 2011 19:21 GMT
#234
I cant stop laughing im going to die
MisterFred
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2033 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 19:21:51
September 20 2011 19:21 GMT
#235
Sadly, the US still hasn't dropped it's investigation into Haypro. I hear they're going to be looking into Crucher too.
"The victor? Not the highest scoring, nor the best strategist, nor the best tactitian. The victor was he that was closest to the Tao of FFA." -.Praetor
darklight54321
Profile Joined July 2011
United States361 Posts
September 20 2011 19:21 GMT
#236
i wait 5 days until youtube parody.
Quasimodo
Profile Joined September 2009
Norway84 Posts
September 20 2011 19:23 GMT
#237
And in one stroke of genius zarepath turned the situation around. If coL and mill both post this on their website they have saved them selfs from the PR nightmare the Stephano situation is. And if only one of them post this I say let them have Stephano.
1905 no more. Bring back the union!
ml4
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden21 Posts
September 20 2011 19:23 GMT
#238
<3 shitty day.. is still shitty, but at least i got a laugh out of it in the end.
Mikelius
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany517 Posts
September 20 2011 19:23 GMT
#239
Fuck you man, I'm biting my lips to hold back from laughing at work! Such brilliance!
Less QQ, more PewPew
Nonnar
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden50 Posts
September 20 2011 19:24 GMT
#240
OMG!!! This man is a prophet!
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