EPTOn February 25 2011 12:23 Antisocialmunky wrote:
Can't believe no one has posted this yet:
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Can't believe no one has posted this yet:
Oh god this is hilarious! Nice guide, super funny!
Owning your pet Ultralisk. - Page 5
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EchoZ
Japan5041 Posts
Oh god this is hilarious! Nice guide, super funny! | ||
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Blasts
Netherlands99 Posts
On February 25 2011 18:43 Bagonad wrote: I had a similar problem when i took mine for a walk, it got stuck between all the trees and when someone was crossing the road, it simply couldn't walk that way anymore, same with trashcans and even birds. I think my ultralisk is broken. I had another problem, I took my Utralisk for a walk, walked through the door...and the Ultralisk simply walked after me. Gotta rebuild one wall of my house :S Also, I had to take an overlord too, so he can spawn creep. Takes more then a day to take a walk with my Ultra if I don't have creep. You should see the face of my neighbours when they stap out of the door and see the whole street creeped. | ||
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Ordained
United States779 Posts
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ddrddrddrddr
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Those of you that "own" (read: enslave) an ultralisk - when is the last time you fed a live zealot to an ultralisk? I know when: NEVER! Nowadays they come in cans after draining their shields, removing their personal psi crystals, and then ground up with preservatives. There's barely any mineral content left by then. That's the same crap they put in dragoons, and they discontinued that product line, didn't they? Smart decision, those things are so stupid they can barely walk straight. How about vespene? I'll tell you right now: baneling juice is NOT the same as a live baneling. The crap that you find at the stores can't even begin to compare with the purity of fresh vespene, plucked straight from the nearest extractor. When is the last time you saw baneling splatter just lying on the ground for more than a few seconds? I don't know what they put in that bottle but I know it's not made with real baneling. Sigh. You know what the problem is? This damn generation of lazy kids. I remember back in my day, I'd carry 8 minerals on my back alllll day long. Nowadays, you're crazy if you think you can find one who can even do 6. I've never seen one. Workers are only about 2/3 the men they used to be. The work hasn't changed, so it's definitely the person that makes the difference. And the vespene industry has become so infused with fakes and fillers. I think the purity of the vespene's only about half of it used to be. To compensate for the profits, they've probably bribed every official and bypassed every environmental law relevant to vespene conservation. Vespene used to be a renewable resource. Now, they overextend their efforts and leave the geysers barren. When's the last time you saw a little critter roaming the map? Now there's just those retard birds that fly in a pattern 8 for no reason. You kids screwed it up and you know it. | ||
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DisaFear
Australia4074 Posts
 All the Tier 3 ground units would make good pets. Hi Thorboy, which house are we breaking today? | ||
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Special Endrey
Germany1929 Posts
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RageQuitter
United States84 Posts
On February 25 2011 20:20 ddrddrddrddr wrote: + Show Spoiler + This thread is disappoint! ULTRALISKS SHOULD ROAM THE WILD WITH ITS BRETHREN ON REAL CREEP, eating FRESH minerals and vespene. You should all be ashamed. Those of you that "own" (read: enslave) an ultralisk - when is the last time you fed a live zealot to an ultralisk? I know when: NEVER! Nowadays they come in cans after draining their shields, removing their personal psi crystals, and then ground up with preservatives. There's barely any mineral content left by then. That's the same crap they put in dragoons, and they discontinued that product line, didn't they? Smart decision, those things are so stupid they can barely walk straight. How about vespene? I'll tell you right now: baneling juice is NOT the same as a live baneling. The crap that you find at the stores can't even begin to compare with the purity of fresh vespene, plucked straight from the nearest extractor. When is the last time you saw baneling splatter just lying on the ground for more than a few seconds? I don't know what they put in that bottle but I know it's not made with real baneling. Sigh. You know what the problem is? This damn generation of lazy kids. I remember back in my day, I'd carry 8 minerals on my back alllll day long. Nowadays, you're crazy if you think you can find one who can even do 6. I've never seen one. Workers are only about 2/3 the men they used to be. The work hasn't changed, so it's definitely the person that makes the difference. And the vespene industry has become so infused with fakes and fillers. I think the purity of the vespene's only about half of it used to be. To compensate for the profits, they've probably bribed every official and bypassed every environmental law relevant to vespene conservation. Vespene used to be a renewable resource. Now, they overextend their efforts and leave the geysers barren. When's the last time you saw a little critter roaming the map? Now there's just those retard birds that fly in a pattern 8 for no reason. You kids screwed it up and you know it. Can't. Stop. Laughing. | ||
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SmoKim
Denmark10305 Posts
On February 25 2011 12:23 Antisocialmunky wrote: Can't believe no one has posted this yet: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! oh fuck i can't stop laughing, best picture ever! | ||
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Vei
United States2845 Posts
On February 25 2011 05:16 TrainFX wrote: Whoops, I let mine die. ROFL, so true/great first response... | ||
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Vei
United States2845 Posts
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Leahbjackson
United States107 Posts
On February 25 2011 20:20 ddrddrddrddr wrote: This thread is disappoint! ULTRALISKS SHOULD ROAM THE WILD WITH ITS BRETHREN ON REAL CREEP, eating FRESH minerals and vespene. You should all be ashamed. Those of you that "own" (read: enslave) an ultralisk - when is the last time you fed a live zealot to an ultralisk? I know when: NEVER! Nowadays they come in cans after draining their shields, removing their personal psi crystals, and then ground up with preservatives. There's barely any mineral content left by then. That's the same crap they put in dragoons, and they discontinued that product line, didn't they? Smart decision, those things are so stupid they can barely walk straight. How about vespene? I'll tell you right now: baneling juice is NOT the same as a live baneling. The crap that you find at the stores can't even begin to compare with the purity of fresh vespene, plucked straight from the nearest extractor. When is the last time you saw baneling splatter just lying on the ground for more than a few seconds? I don't know what they put in that bottle but I know it's not made with real baneling. Sigh. You know what the problem is? This damn generation of lazy kids. I remember back in my day, I'd carry 8 minerals on my back alllll day long. Nowadays, you're crazy if you think you can find one who can even do 6. I've never seen one. Workers are only about 2/3 the men they used to be. The work hasn't changed, so it's definitely the person that makes the difference. And the vespene industry has become so infused with fakes and fillers. I think the purity of the vespene's only about half of it used to be. To compensate for the profits, they've probably bribed every official and bypassed every environmental law relevant to vespene conservation. Vespene used to be a renewable resource. Now, they overextend their efforts and leave the geysers barren. When's the last time you saw a little critter roaming the map? Now there's just those retard birds that fly in a pattern 8 for no reason. You kids screwed it up and you know it. Omg this is absolutely hysterical hahahah. "I remember back in my day, I'd carry 8 minerals on my back alllll day long. Nowadays, you're crazy if you think you can find one who can even do 6." So good. I love this thread. | ||
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pooopies
Canada19 Posts
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GhostBusters
United States198 Posts
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TheDominator
New Zealand336 Posts
On February 25 2011 05:42 motbob wrote: Well, you don't have to worry about feeding him anymore. Loloolololol. This is epic . Very creative. I'll bring him to school to show off. And ill make sure i dont feed him that day. | ||
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YourMom
Romania565 Posts
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RageQuitter
United States84 Posts
On February 26 2011 03:21 YourMom wrote: How can I tell the gender of my Ultralisk so I can name him/her appropriately?? If it has six tusks, it's a male. If it has four tusks, it is a girl. | ||
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Hypatio
549 Posts
I want a pet pyglisk  | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
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zerroth
Canada173 Posts
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Brethern
231 Posts
On February 25 2011 07:49 miragev2 wrote: someone need to make this into a custom game I posted the idea on sc2mapster. Hopefuly someone will like it. | ||
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