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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany12038 Posts
February 15 2015 14:30 GMT
#7221
A lot of people don't know how to feel about it after finding out that they are girls. But we live in a very tolerant society nowadays. In most places that shouldn't be a problem.
HellHound
Profile Joined September 2014
Bulgaria5962 Posts
February 15 2015 14:43 GMT
#7222
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.
Classic GosoO |sOs| Everyone has to give in, let Life win | Zest Is The Best | Roach Cultist | I recognize the might and wisdom of my Otherworldly overlord | Air vs Air 200/200 SC2 is best SC2 | PRIME has been robbed | Fuck prime go ST | ROACH ROACH ROACH
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
February 15 2015 16:01 GMT
#7223
On February 15 2015 23:43 HellHound wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.


Men should always just mass spine crawlers, in case people don't know they have dicks.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
February 16 2015 00:02 GMT
#7224
On February 12 2015 00:25 jekku wrote:
Here's my contribution to the thread . Played this guy twice in a row on ladder and after the second game he messages me this. And no he was not afk at all.

[image loading]


"Get ass cancer"

k
Trans Rights
alexanderzero
Profile Joined June 2008
United States659 Posts
February 20 2015 04:12 GMT
#7225
Let it be known that a masters player from imbaQQ is going around with their clan tag and advertising stuff that's against the EULA lol.

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I am a tournament organizazer.
HellHound
Profile Joined September 2014
Bulgaria5962 Posts
February 20 2015 06:03 GMT
#7226
On February 16 2015 09:02 Psychonian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 12 2015 00:25 jekku wrote:
Here's my contribution to the thread . Played this guy twice in a row on ladder and after the second game he messages me this. And no he was not afk at all.

[image loading]


"Get ass cancer"

k

Context
Classic GosoO |sOs| Everyone has to give in, let Life win | Zest Is The Best | Roach Cultist | I recognize the might and wisdom of my Otherworldly overlord | Air vs Air 200/200 SC2 is best SC2 | PRIME has been robbed | Fuck prime go ST | ROACH ROACH ROACH
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-20 06:45:15
February 20 2015 06:44 GMT
#7227
On February 20 2015 13:12 alexanderzero wrote:
Let it be known that a masters player from imbaQQ is going around with their clan tag and advertising stuff that's against the EULA lol.

[image loading]

Reminds me of that superannuation sales guy that called me and first tried to explain why their company was far superior to all the others, and when he realised that I wouldn't buy anything from them he started insulting me for being too stupid to understand how great they were. :D

Your conversation is like a super-condensed version of out 10-min phone call.
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5080 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-20 18:20:44
February 20 2015 18:18 GMT
#7228
so i'm playing a zvz a few days ago and i always go speedling expand in zvz cus i kinda suck at holding mass speedling all-ins (or mass speedling into baneling all-ins) and i hate losing to it more than anything else because i should never lose to such basic crap blah blah blah. i don't mean lose after a crazy drawn-out micro battle of epicness, i mean "oh shit i'm dumb i have no units and here's 30 lings raping me." here's how it goes:

Ominous (my opponent): this server.
Ominous: is fucking retardedly pathetic.
Ominous: Blow your brains out, useless.

so i figure, no glgl for you!

next up, he catches a scouting ling with his first wave of soon-to-be-speedlings...

Ominous: Idiot.

after he fails to kill my expo hatch or do much of anything because spine targeting on banes is awesome and i sneak a squad of lings into his main...

Ominous: Blow your brains out, dummy.

and gg (well no one said it)

i really don't understand people who do this other than as a way to try to tilt people.
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
justnny
Profile Joined October 2010
United States171 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-21 18:44:24
February 21 2015 18:31 GMT
#7229
He tried to baneling bust me once- deflected after a key scout. He tried to pool mutas- hard-countered with 2-gate phoenix harass. He tried to baneling bust me again- deflected with the same wall that stopped the first one.

[image loading]

I started with one canon, added a second to deflect the first baneling bust, then added a single canon at my third.
Odowan Paleolithic
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States232 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-02 02:27:32
March 02 2015 02:20 GMT
#7230
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[image loading]

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I need a bigger fridge. I cannot hold all the Cheese that are given to me.
helius788
Profile Joined July 2012
New Zealand74 Posts
March 03 2015 12:20 GMT
#7231
yay! I finally get to contribute sth to this thread xd

Playing 2v2 and it was 2 random vs 2 random. We got cannon rushed, cannons already up I look at my ally's base and see defensive forge, no help with walling in earlier, no scout of him whatsoever and left the game. Since I haven't been playing 2v2's in a while I got quite some beginners lately, so no time to waste I thought.

Then I get this message:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Maybe the game hasn't been lost yet, but his reaction was quite mannered. ^_^
NarAliya
Profile Joined January 2015
14 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-03 13:07:33
March 03 2015 13:03 GMT
#7232
People keep posting garbage chats that are neither random, funny or hilarious.

The last 50 or so pages are a complete travesty of what this thread originally was, and the people perpetuating this mundane crap need to be sodomized with a rotten banana.

Its just really tiresome coming into the thread everyday and seeing yet another scrub who got a bit of BM during a shit game and thought "yes, I can post this crap on TL for a bit of fame".

Case in point, this fucking nerd right here:

On March 02 2015 11:20 Odowan Paleolithic wrote:
[image loading]
[image loading]

[image loading]


And before one of you useless bitches reports me and gets me banned, I'll have you know, I am one of the last true valorous warriors here on TL, surrounded by a bunch of sheep led by goats. I would rather take my own life than let you cretins decide my fate for me.

BAN ME MOTHERFUCKERS

User was temp banned for this post.
helius788
Profile Joined July 2012
New Zealand74 Posts
March 03 2015 13:25 GMT
#7233
@NarAliya
I don't think this thread has changed drastically the last 50 pages or so...
Anyhow, I like your post, because it fits in here quite well one way or the other ;-)
bartus88
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands491 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-03 13:43:17
March 03 2015 13:40 GMT
#7234
On March 02 2015 11:20 Odowan Paleolithic wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I always thought the APM insults are by far the dumbest insults to make. Unless you're at GM level, this game is more about playing smart than playing fast (given that you can execute decent macro). If you lose to someone who has half your APM, he played smarter than you, so calling someone out on it is only insulting yourself.

And besides, 97 APM isn't even that low. I have around 70 with Protoss and I'm diamond. Elfi has 120 and he is top GM. This guy is just spamming mindlessly.
Random master race
MiniFotToss
Profile Joined December 2013
China2430 Posts
March 03 2015 14:47 GMT
#7235
On March 03 2015 22:03 NarAliya wrote:
People keep posting garbage chats that are neither random, funny or hilarious.

The last 50 or so pages are a complete travesty of what this thread originally was, and the people perpetuating this mundane crap need to be sodomized with a rotten banana.

Its just really tiresome coming into the thread everyday and seeing yet another scrub who got a bit of BM during a shit game and thought "yes, I can post this crap on TL for a bit of fame".

Case in point, this fucking nerd right here:

Show nested quote +
On March 02 2015 11:20 Odowan Paleolithic wrote:
[image loading]
[image loading]

[image loading]


And before one of you useless bitches reports me and gets me banned, I'll have you know, I am one of the last true valorous warriors here on TL, surrounded by a bunch of sheep led by goats. I would rather take my own life than let you cretins decide my fate for me.

BAN ME MOTHERFUCKERS

User was temp banned for this post.


MADE MY DAY LOL
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-03 14:53:49
March 03 2015 14:50 GMT
#7236
On February 16 2015 01:01 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 15 2015 23:43 HellHound wrote:
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.


Men should always just mass spine crawlers, in case people don't know they have dicks.

But just in case you were really wondering, Zerg is a race for sissies. I mean, "queens", really ?

Edit: Shit I must say, NarAliya's post left quite the impression on me, funny stuff :D. An hero we didn't deserve, for sure.
Big J
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria16289 Posts
March 03 2015 15:07 GMT
#7237
On March 03 2015 23:50 ZenithM wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2015 01:01 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On February 15 2015 23:43 HellHound wrote:
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.


Men should always just mass spine crawlers, in case people don't know they have dicks.

But just in case you were really wondering, Zerg is a race for sissies. I mean, "queens", really ?

Edit: Shit I must say, NarAliya's post left quite the impression on me, funny stuff :D. An hero we didn't deserve, for sure.

Still better than 8guys getting picked up by the same girl.
Vorenius
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Denmark1979 Posts
March 03 2015 16:26 GMT
#7238
On March 04 2015 00:07 Big J wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2015 23:50 ZenithM wrote:
On February 16 2015 01:01 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On February 15 2015 23:43 HellHound wrote:
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.


Men should always just mass spine crawlers, in case people don't know they have dicks.

But just in case you were really wondering, Zerg is a race for sissies. I mean, "queens", really ?

Edit: Shit I must say, NarAliya's post left quite the impression on me, funny stuff :D. An hero we didn't deserve, for sure.

Still better than 8guys getting picked up by the same girl.

Don't forget the Golden Rule
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
March 03 2015 16:35 GMT
#7239
On March 04 2015 01:26 Vorenius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2015 00:07 Big J wrote:
On March 03 2015 23:50 ZenithM wrote:
On February 16 2015 01:01 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On February 15 2015 23:43 HellHound wrote:
On February 15 2015 13:06 Nurx wrote:
[image loading]

Not quite sure how to feel about this. I built a ton of hydras off a ton of bases vs his carriers.
Agree, roaches are manlier.


Men should always just mass spine crawlers, in case people don't know they have dicks.

But just in case you were really wondering, Zerg is a race for sissies. I mean, "queens", really ?

Edit: Shit I must say, NarAliya's post left quite the impression on me, funny stuff :D. An hero we didn't deserve, for sure.

Still better than 8guys getting picked up by the same girl.

Don't forget the Golden Rule

"in the rear with the gear"?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
March 03 2015 17:38 GMT
#7240
I post this just so you know I didn't forget this thread and I am very well aware of the fact that I've made a mistake picking a fight with the Swarm.
Now what about those shiny yellow dudes who hide under their mother's ship?
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