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Lol some of these are pretty funny... Like the 'get raped by an elephant' one. But this:
On February 18 2012 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/NcJgt.jpg) He threw down a really late pool and I found out that he didn't know how to stack his drones to kill off a full pylon wall. Instead of staying in his base, he just ragequit.
This is what happens when you cheese. People don't like being cheesed. They say "ass" "faggot" "dick" "i h8 u" when they see the 6pool or the cannon/pylon wall nonsense. It's not funny nor unexpected. im not sure why this thread has so many people just posting themselves cheesing in order to get a lame, one-word "BM"
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On February 20 2012 23:05 FallDownMarigold wrote:Lol some of these are pretty funny... Like the 'get raped by an elephant' one. But this: Show nested quote +On February 18 2012 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: He threw down a really late pool and I found out that he didn't know how to stack his drones to kill off a full pylon wall. Instead of staying in his base, he just ragequit. This is what happens when you cheese. People don't like being cheesed. They say "ass" "faggot" "dick" "i h8 u" when they see the 6pool or the cannon/pylon wall nonsense. It's not funny nor unexpected. im not sure why this thread has so many people just posting themselves cheesing in order to get a lame, one-word "BM"
Well, quite frankly, he had several other options besides typing "your a faggot" and immediately leaving the game, and I've done the wall a few times and it's never garnered BM before... and I've never BMed someone else for all the times I've been 6 pooled, cannon rushed, or proxy rushed (and I've received the cheese or all-ins many more times than the few times I've pylon walled a Zerg). I found it amusing. Plus, I'm a stickler for spelling ^^
I'm more concerned with the people who post their own BM.
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This was really a fascinating interaction after a ZvZ where we both went mutas, I happened to have the higher count and was able to stop his switch to infestors. This is the conversation after the game (during the game after he raged at me I asked him why he was so angry about a single game):
RedNation: I'm angry because ur !@#$ign garbage
You: because you seem really angry
RedNation: and do stupid !@#$
You: but you lost?
How does that make me garbage?
RedNation: because you dont know how to play
You: ah
RedNation: dumb !@#$%^
kill yourself
You: you rushed to mutas but didn't have the gas to match me
so I'm sorry
RedNation: rofl 4000 ladder games
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
look at you saying !@#$
You: you really didn't
RedNation: when you dotn even know
You: otherwise how did you lose?
RedNation: i overwestimated your inntelligence
You: ouch dude
look at your unspent resources
RedNation: your just another dumb !@#$%^ on the ladder
You: you need to work on your macro
RedNation: 4000 ladder games
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
You: :D
RedNation: and bottom masters
ROFL
You: 1,864 unspent?
also, bottom?
RedNation: strangle your mother then kill yourself you !@#$ign %^&*
You: I'm winning at 60% this season
RedNation: ur bottom masters
ur !@#$
4k games in
bottom masters
rofl
You: ah yes. I'm definitely bottom masters
for sure
RedNation: youve played 4000 games iv played less then a thousand
You: cool?
RedNation: and i understand the game better then you
rofl
You: I beat you
so
RedNation: seriousluy kill yourself
you !@#$
You: I'm not sure what you're trying to say here
other than that you lost
and I won
RedNation: before i find you and stomp the !@#$ out of you
You: and it has made you so very upset
ah
real life threats are frightening on the internet
really
I'm nervous
RedNation: rofl youre still talking
suicide
You: ah
suicide
you're going to do it?
RedNation: give me your address
You: you want to come kiss me?
Dude
RedNation: im going to stomp you
You: I understandthe impulse
I am attractive
RedNation: i understand the dodge
You: but I'm not sure I swing that way
ahah
1314 Riverside Drive New York NY
lol
I would love
just love
if you came to try to "beat me up"
RedNation: who said beat up ?
You: lol
you're so cute
and scared
RedNation: k
You: I gave you my address friend
you coming over?
we could have tea
and biscuits
RedNation: guess you will see
You: Hooray
!
I'm really looking forward to when you come to new york city and my apartment over this
it will be the highlight of my day
I just reported you, so ya know! have a good one
RedNation has reconnected.
RedNation: good
to late though
you gave me your address
gl
typical though probably isnt yours
You: I didn't give you the apartment number... lol. good luck
it is though
RedNation: cause ur a !@#$ign fumb %^&*
You: just not the apartment
RedNation: lol kids scared
and poor
rofl
living in an apartment
rofl
you poor bro
You: this is NYC
everybody lives in an apartment
RedNation: you poor bro ?
rofl
You: there are no not apartments?
RedNation: poor kid
rofl
You: :D
I'm cool with it
RedNation: cant wait to see you laying there
You: gay
that sounds
pretty gay dude
RedNation: RedNation !@#$%^ i live it
youll understand soon enough
watch your back
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This Zerg player Only countered, nexus sniped, and attempted to initiate a base trade with 30 spines present on the map and transitioned into broodlords.  I thought his response to GG was pretty funny 
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So apparently Phoenix's are OP in PvP.
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TvT on Antiga shipyard cross pos. Mech vs mech, he went for a lot of vikings, i made two thors and took the middle. Then i just deny a 4th with a sensor tower near the xel (thank you ClouD :p). I eventually win when he decides to suicides his air army against my line of turret + my own vikings. And then tadaam, something epic happens:
TcUltimate: nice
TcUltimate has reconnected.
TcUltimate: i win
ggg wp
bRO
block
hahaha
You: hmm ?
The player is ignoring you.
TcUltimate: nice nice
fat kiddy
go too school
and learn english pls
u verry mad
so go to by tetris
sc2 is too hatd
hard
for
u
so deinstal
the game
u verry
bad in tthe
game
verry
so u a big noob
so u have no penis
I was indeed raging and playing really really bad and wasn't concentrated on the game but this idiot give me the center on a plate, then it was gg.
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TvP on Korhal, I won pretty handily after holding his 4gate with my 1 rax FE. He then talked about how shit my record was (I was 8-5 at the time, hence what I said).
The line that was cut off was him, I didn't provoke this at all (he said some stuff ingame too but a) I don't have the rep and b) it was similar to this screenshot).
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On February 21 2012 03:20 Zennith wrote:This was really a fascinating interaction after a ZvZ where we both went mutas, I happened to have the higher count and was able to stop his switch to infestors. This is the conversation after the game (during the game after he raged at me I asked him why he was so angry about a single game):
This guy took the game way too seriously. Pretty hilarious to read though.
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I'm in bronze because I suck. At the start of the game I made a comment about how I hate bronze and how no matter how hard I try to get better and watch videos and try to play games with strategy and do some things I see on them, I always lose in bronze to people cheesing and doing stupid shit and can't get out of the league. My opponent agree'd with me.
He tried to push me early with a group of maybe 8 roaches or so. I had 3 zealots which ran out and he killed, one sentry, and 4 stalkers. I was able to put a forcefield down on a ramp and completely block it with one (not even necessarily trying, just trying to slow down his retreat and pick off a roach or 2). I managed to fully block the ramp and kill off about 4 roaches and by the time he got more there, I was able to warp in another sentry and 2 stalkers.
I early expanded but not at my natural so once that base was a little more saturated I had more money to spend. I researched charge and blink and level 1 upgrades for ground units. I made a push on him at 17 minutes into the game with a group of some stalkers, some zealots, a sentry and an immortal. His natural was up and saturated with 4 drones, it was barely even mining. I killed that and proceeded to move into his main and start killing it off.
He began telling me how much of a sack of cunt I was and how I was the cheeser here. How if I could micro the way I did against his few roaches earlier in the game then I had no right to say anything. He left the game and out of trying to be nice I sent him a message. I told him I suck at micro, am not really that good etc etc and how I don't know zerg very well but imo, he should have expanded earlier because I know that's what most zerg do and it helps them a lot. He flipped out and told me he had 2 before I even had 1 and how I killed his expo was I retarded? I tried to mention that when I killed it at 18 minutes, it only had 4 drones mining and how if he had gotten it up earlier he probably would have been better off.
![[image loading]](http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1672/sc22012022014221813.jpg)
Please get me out of this fucking league.
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On February 21 2012 04:33 Lunatics wrote:+ Show Spoiler [snip] +I'm in bronze because I suck. At the start of the game I made a comment about how I hate bronze and how no matter how hard I try to get better and watch videos and try to play games with strategy and do some things I see on them, I always lose in bronze to people cheesing and doing stupid shit and can't get out of the league. My opponent agree'd with me. He tried to push me early with a group of maybe 8 roaches or so. I had 3 zealots which ran out and he killed, one sentry, and 4 stalkers. I was able to put a forcefield down on a ramp and completely block it with one (not even necessarily trying, just trying to slow down his retreat and pick off a roach or 2). I managed to fully block the ramp and kill off about 4 roaches and by the time he got more there, I was able to warp in another sentry and 2 stalkers. I early expanded but not at my natural so once that base was a little more saturated I had more money to spend. I researched charge and blink and level 1 upgrades for ground units. I made a push on him at 17 minutes into the game with a group of some stalkers, some zealots, a sentry and an immortal. His natural was up and saturated with 4 drones, it was barely even mining. I killed that and proceeded to move into his main and start killing it off. He began telling me how much of a sack of cunt I was and how I was the cheeser here. How if I could micro the way I did against his few roaches earlier in the game then I had no right to say anything. He left the game and out of trying to be nice I sent him a message. I told him I suck at micro, am not really that good etc etc and how I don't know zerg very well but imo, he should have expanded earlier because I know that's what most zerg do and it helps them a lot. He flipped out and told me he had 2 before I even had 1 and how I killed his expo was I retarded? I tried to mention that when I killed it at 18 minutes, it only had 4 drones mining and how if he had gotten it up earlier he probably would have been better off. Please get me out of this fucking league.
Protip: Never send messages to people after a game when you win, even if you're trying to be nice. It will never end well.
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On February 21 2012 04:35 Sc1pio wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 04:33 Lunatics wrote:+ Show Spoiler [snip] +I'm in bronze because I suck. At the start of the game I made a comment about how I hate bronze and how no matter how hard I try to get better and watch videos and try to play games with strategy and do some things I see on them, I always lose in bronze to people cheesing and doing stupid shit and can't get out of the league. My opponent agree'd with me. He tried to push me early with a group of maybe 8 roaches or so. I had 3 zealots which ran out and he killed, one sentry, and 4 stalkers. I was able to put a forcefield down on a ramp and completely block it with one (not even necessarily trying, just trying to slow down his retreat and pick off a roach or 2). I managed to fully block the ramp and kill off about 4 roaches and by the time he got more there, I was able to warp in another sentry and 2 stalkers. I early expanded but not at my natural so once that base was a little more saturated I had more money to spend. I researched charge and blink and level 1 upgrades for ground units. I made a push on him at 17 minutes into the game with a group of some stalkers, some zealots, a sentry and an immortal. His natural was up and saturated with 4 drones, it was barely even mining. I killed that and proceeded to move into his main and start killing it off. He began telling me how much of a sack of cunt I was and how I was the cheeser here. How if I could micro the way I did against his few roaches earlier in the game then I had no right to say anything. He left the game and out of trying to be nice I sent him a message. I told him I suck at micro, am not really that good etc etc and how I don't know zerg very well but imo, he should have expanded earlier because I know that's what most zerg do and it helps them a lot. He flipped out and told me he had 2 before I even had 1 and how I killed his expo was I retarded? I tried to mention that when I killed it at 18 minutes, it only had 4 drones mining and how if he had gotten it up earlier he probably would have been better off. Please get me out of this fucking league. Protip: Never send messages to people after a game when you win, even if you're trying to be nice. It will never end well.
I get REALLY pissed when people message me after I gg (or even moreso when I ragequit) out of a game, even if it's just to say 'gg' back. I just get irrationally mad and then assume they know that it has that effect and are doing it on purpose.
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On January 15 2012 11:13 Hulavuta wrote:Show nested quote +On January 14 2012 01:47 TimMitchell wrote:On January 13 2012 13:10 Hulavuta wrote:
So I played a game with some guy named Mickey. First impression was that he had a cool name, but I was soon to learn that he was not a cool guy.
It was a monobattle, and we happened to be losing. So he said "Do you guys mind leaving? We're gonna win anyways" so I simply replied with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Later on he continues to bm us, and so I decide we should lift all of our CCs and fly them to the corner. We figure he can't attack (he went immortals) but the Raven's missiles can still hurt us. (even though it only does like 14 damage but oh well)
I decide to be the bigger person, so I say "If this win means that much to you, then have it." So I leave the game, and my teammates follow.
When I exit the game, I receive a message from him saying "Next time manner up scrub" even though he was the one BMing us the entire game....can't fucking believe it. WHat a fucking prick. Then I try to tell him that he was the one being BM, but he has me ignored. Really fucking wish it was a two-way block. Can't believe that this prick would take a custom game so seriously, rofl.
Thinking about changing the settings so that only friends can message me, but I realize that will also cut into a lot of nice people who want to talk to me about other stuff (and I haven't met them yet)...
ugg, I feel horrible. Just can't believe that someone could be such a dick, especially since it was a monobattle, lol. BM is never acceptable to me. But you kind of asked for it by floating your CCs to the corner. Also, it seems like *you're* the one taking a stupid monobattle seriously since you floated your CCs to be dicks and got so upset over the BM. We flew away our CCs to the corner BECAUSE he was being so BM and he was taking the game way too seriously. It's not like we ever caused him to do it.
Exactly? You counter his bm with more bm, then post it in a thread about bm. You know, maybe it's just people being raised on the internet and whatnot, but you'd figure it'd be more widely known that when someone is being a dick, being a dick back just sorta puts you on that same level, and looks more akin to two monkeys flinging shit at each other while squealing, rather than there being a clear victim or perpetrator. Just sayin'.
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On February 21 2012 04:02 Paincarnate wrote:So apparently Phoenix's are OP in PvP.
One of the few posts that actually belongs in this thread.
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34 second game.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/MgQBd.jpg)
What.
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On February 21 2012 11:16 Gryffes wrote:34 second game. What.
That's epic!
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On February 20 2012 08:29 FlyingToilet wrote:That's kind of funny, considering its me and i went against a mech 1 base terran into insta 3 base, and lost because of the pressure outside my natural, it was pretty pathetic too only reason i lost is because he countered my build with tanks and viks when i went 1 rax FE into bio , even though he had like 2 extra bases i had like 130 more units built and 5000 more sources mined, he should have posted what he said in game though, because he was pretty raged 2, lol besides i was drunk as hell when i lost that :D
well.... ok here is the picture of the in-game chat log:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/tedgQ.jpg)
also: i'd like to clear up some misconceptions. I had niether upgrades, nor econ, nor more units. we took our third bases at the same time. And I would not call a natural expo + two bunkers + units -> expo an insta-3-base.
The ONLY reason I won is because while doing some good tank pressure, he decided it was time to run all his units into my tank line. His bio-build was not drop-based, nor really unit based considering all of them were dead after they tried to attack my 14 tanks.
If you would like I could put up unit counts for before and after... but at the end of the day, you just aren't very good at TvT. Don't use being drunk as an excuse because you and I both know that you weren't.
tnaks OP :D.
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On February 21 2012 13:29 reslived wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2012 08:29 FlyingToilet wrote:On February 20 2012 06:27 reslived wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JMJph.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/90v3i.png) That's kind of funny, considering its me and i went against a mech 1 base terran into insta 3 base, and lost because of the pressure outside my natural, it was pretty pathetic too only reason i lost is because he countered my build with tanks and viks when i went 1 rax FE into bio , even though he had like 2 extra bases i had like 130 more units built and 5000 more sources mined, he should have posted what he said in game though, because he was pretty raged 2, lol besides i was drunk as hell when i lost that :D well.... ok here is the picture of the in-game chat log: also: i'd like to clear up some misconceptions. I had niether upgrades, nor econ, nor more units. we took our third bases at the same time. And I would not call a natural expo + two bunkers + units -> expo an insta-3-base. The ONLY reason I won is because while doing some good tank pressure, he decided it was time to run all his units into my tank line. His bio-build was not drop-based, nor really unit based considering all of them were dead after they tried to attack my 14 tanks. If you would like I could put up unit counts for before and after... but at the end of the day, you just aren't very good at TvT. Don't use being drunk as an excuse because you and I both know that you weren't. tnaks OP :D.
LOL i already admitted saying i was dick, and obviously a plat with 2k mins and gas saved up is not sober...
god damn i said i was drunk, as in i don't remember shit, the only game i could think of raging playing the night before was in ladder, but this was obviously playhem, and ffs if i am so shit at tvt from going a fucking 26 supply gas cut off after 2 facts for a quick expand, i was obviously behind in tech and felt that the late game was not worth it. u had more tanks and better eco, why wouldn't i suicide into a tank line?!
i could honestly give a fuck less on if i am wrong or not, but i can kick you ass if u want a rematch when i am actually coherent lol, tvt is my best macthup btw because i know like 6 builds for it, sorry u caught me off guard because i WAS wrong that i went bio but getting on TL to treat people like shit is not any better than some scrub raging on sc2 na server, grow some morals stuck up asshole...
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On February 21 2012 15:52 FlyingToilet wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 13:29 reslived wrote:On February 20 2012 08:29 FlyingToilet wrote:On February 20 2012 06:27 reslived wrote: That's kind of funny, considering its me and i went against a mech 1 base terran into insta 3 base, and lost because of the pressure outside my natural, it was pretty pathetic too only reason i lost is because he countered my build with tanks and viks when i went 1 rax FE into bio , even though he had like 2 extra bases i had like 130 more units built and 5000 more sources mined, he should have posted what he said in game though, because he was pretty raged 2, lol besides i was drunk as hell when i lost that :D well.... ok here is the picture of the in-game chat log: also: i'd like to clear up some misconceptions. I had niether upgrades, nor econ, nor more units. we took our third bases at the same time. And I would not call a natural expo + two bunkers + units -> expo an insta-3-base. The ONLY reason I won is because while doing some good tank pressure, he decided it was time to run all his units into my tank line. His bio-build was not drop-based, nor really unit based considering all of them were dead after they tried to attack my 14 tanks. If you would like I could put up unit counts for before and after... but at the end of the day, you just aren't very good at TvT. Don't use being drunk as an excuse because you and I both know that you weren't. tnaks OP :D. LOL i already admitted saying i was dick, and obviously a plat with 2k mins and gas saved up is not sober... god damn i said i was drunk, as in i don't remember shit, the only game i could think of raging playing the night before was in ladder, but this was obviously playhem, and ffs if i am so shit at tvt from going a fucking 26 supply gas cut off after 2 facts for a quick expand, i was obviously behind in tech and felt that the late game was not worth it. u had more tanks and better eco, why wouldn't i suicide into a tank line?! i could honestly give a fuck less on if i am wrong or not, but i can kick you ass if u want a rematch when i am actually coherent lol, tvt is my best macthup btw because i know like 6 builds for it, sorry u caught me off guard because i WAS wrong that i went bio but getting on TL to treat people like shit is not any better than some scrub raging on sc2 na server, grow some morals stuck up asshole...
BM on forums and ingame :\ ouch :\
but on topic...doesn't seem like much confusing BM...people really need to read thread title :\
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On February 21 2012 16:07 HuKPOWA wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 15:52 FlyingToilet wrote:On February 21 2012 13:29 reslived wrote:On February 20 2012 08:29 FlyingToilet wrote:On February 20 2012 06:27 reslived wrote: That's kind of funny, considering its me and i went against a mech 1 base terran into insta 3 base, and lost because of the pressure outside my natural, it was pretty pathetic too only reason i lost is because he countered my build with tanks and viks when i went 1 rax FE into bio , even though he had like 2 extra bases i had like 130 more units built and 5000 more sources mined, he should have posted what he said in game though, because he was pretty raged 2, lol besides i was drunk as hell when i lost that :D well.... ok here is the picture of the in-game chat log: also: i'd like to clear up some misconceptions. I had niether upgrades, nor econ, nor more units. we took our third bases at the same time. And I would not call a natural expo + two bunkers + units -> expo an insta-3-base. The ONLY reason I won is because while doing some good tank pressure, he decided it was time to run all his units into my tank line. His bio-build was not drop-based, nor really unit based considering all of them were dead after they tried to attack my 14 tanks. If you would like I could put up unit counts for before and after... but at the end of the day, you just aren't very good at TvT. Don't use being drunk as an excuse because you and I both know that you weren't. tnaks OP :D. LOL i already admitted saying i was dick, and obviously a plat with 2k mins and gas saved up is not sober... god damn i said i was drunk, as in i don't remember shit, the only game i could think of raging playing the night before was in ladder, but this was obviously playhem, and ffs if i am so shit at tvt from going a fucking 26 supply gas cut off after 2 facts for a quick expand, i was obviously behind in tech and felt that the late game was not worth it. u had more tanks and better eco, why wouldn't i suicide into a tank line?! i could honestly give a fuck less on if i am wrong or not, but i can kick you ass if u want a rematch when i am actually coherent lol, tvt is my best macthup btw because i know like 6 builds for it, sorry u caught me off guard because i WAS wrong that i went bio but getting on TL to treat people like shit is not any better than some scrub raging on sc2 na server, grow some morals stuck up asshole... BM on forums and ingame :\ ouch :\ but on topic...doesn't seem like much confusing BM...people really need to read thread title :\
Ya i am not even gonna bother in the future, though. arguing on tl is just asking to get banned lol but ya i am ass sometimes
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Why do people keep putting the APM tab up in the screenshots when they play with 50 :O and make tons of irrelevant posts.. more funny pictures please!
Anyways heres another one
Out of nowhere he Calls me trash because he managed to hold off a pressure with mass spine/roach durr it wasnt meant to win the game lol
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And the Rage quit, confusing why someone would make such a bold insult after coming out slightly ahead in masters you would expect people to know better lol -.-
This guy has come up 4 times now and ive 4-0d him, hes always been totally bm outside of game which sadly i didnt not save, so i really felt like posting this one up
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