because you really dont care, no believe me you really dont. definitely
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
because you really dont care, no believe me you really dont. definitely | ||
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Gahlo
United States35174 Posts
On September 16 2016 02:44 Dandel Ion wrote: so thats why youre always so fast and insisent about not caring because you really dont care, no believe me you really dont. definitely "lol you're so offended" is up there with "mad or naw?" | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23469 Posts
On September 16 2016 02:32 Requizen wrote: Is it funny though? It's just the same joke that's been told for the past decade and a half. Again you're focusing on the "offensive" part which is not what is funny about it. The funny part is how creative and absurd the comparison. It's not like catholic priests were mentioned anywhere that scip made a cheap jab about them. It was more like saying that Tommen is a lot like Bronn because they both want a good girl but need the bad pussy + Show Spoiler + margaery being the good girl and sir pounce being the bad pussy On September 16 2016 02:39 jcarlsoniv wrote: ^ I said it got a chuckle out of me, but meh *shrug* it's an uninspired jab thrown in at any mention of a priest And yes, Teut, you two definitely do like to push the bounds of offensiveness. That's totally ok, and I appreciate the humor at times. But don't pretend that you're offended cuz we think you like to offend people. Call it Euro-humor or continue to feel that Americans are overly sensitive. You find the reaction entertaining. We just don't care. Actually you're the one branding it Euro-humour. I'm just a simple man trying to get a good joke in and every time there's a comment about euro edgelord distracting from how hilarious I am. I actually am more annoyed by the reaction than anything. I find it interesting that you presume tell me what I find entertaining. Because what I really care about the joke. I'm not trying to push the bounds of offensiveness because I don't really believe in that bound personally. What I do try to push is the boundary of what I can post without getting banned. Many a good joke has died for that reason. But that's because of the sensitivities of others, not me. It's just another minor annoyance. Seriously on regular chat rooms we're a million times more "offensive" because there's nobody to ban us. also LOL dandel such concise satire every time teach me senpai | ||
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phyvo
United States5635 Posts
On September 16 2016 02:44 Dandel Ion wrote: so thats why youre always so fast and insisent about not caring because you really dont care, no believe me you really dont. definitely I missed music monday and this is relevant. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
I forgot you live here too. Long time, how have you been? | ||
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Doctorbeat
Netherlands13241 Posts
On September 16 2016 04:33 Ketara wrote: Oh hey there food poisoning. I forgot you live here too. Long time, how have you been? Friend of mine was in North Korea last summer. One evening they had clams that were cooked on a petrol fire. As in spread clams around on hot coals, spray petrol over it. Whilst eating the travel guides instructed them to drink a shot of heavy soju every clam to desinfect the food in your stomach. He had diarrhoea for 2 days. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
There's a list of check boxes for like "don't do this if you don't want to get sick" and that sounds like it checks almost all of them. I just started randomly throwing up today it was great! | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
But yeah it's not bad so far. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [actual spoiler] + and then he was dead by the end of the first episode | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4124 Posts
I've been reading these couple pages for 10 minutes now but I can't find anything funny. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35174 Posts
On September 16 2016 05:49 Fildun wrote: What even was Scip's joke. I've been reading these couple pages for 10 minutes now but I can't find anything funny. From the GOT spoiler section: + Show Spoiler + They are interesting in the books because we don't know much about them, but we know they are capable of co-existing with the humans, IIRC they even made a pact after the war for the dawn, and they are chill if you worship them and give them little boys (kinda like catholic priests in a way). | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4124 Posts
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
On September 16 2016 03:26 Slayer91 wrote: also LOL dandel such concise satire every time teach me senpai nah actually a "yeah we can tell" variant could have contained just as much S A T I R E in just one line would have easily doubled my satire per line ratio but we all have our flaws On September 16 2016 06:26 Fildun wrote: TIL Teut thinks sexual abuse is a joke. the joke is the joke, the subject is the subject jokes work best when the subjects are real and not also jokes unless youre american, where real things are too real to joke about | ||
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killerdog
Denmark6522 Posts
It's basically a comedy show where two of the comedian hosts are amputee's that started to cover the paralympics in london and became it's own show after that because it was good. They do an hour each evening live from their set AT the paralympics in Rio, and have tons of athletes on the show. There's a major focus on british athletes, but it's pretty funny and it's pretty interesting to actually learn how the various disciplines work, and what it's actually all about. Just start on day 1 and you basically get a live review of the paralympics + comedy :D + Show Spoiler [yarr] + you can watch it @ http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-last-leg-live-from-rio/on-demand/64201-002 with a "uk ip adress" + Show Spoiler + kappa | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4124 Posts
On September 16 2016 06:45 Dandel Ion wrote: nah actually a "yeah we can tell" variant could have contained just as much S A T I R E in just one line would have easily doubled my satire per line ratio but we all have our flaws the joke is the joke, the subject is the subject jokes work best when the subjects are real and not also jokes unless youre american, where real things are too real to joke about Tfw even Dandel takes me seriously. | ||
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killerdog
Denmark6522 Posts
"haha... i was joking guys!... right? guys?" + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [draft] + 6 people, I open Docent of Perfection, but there's also Bedlam Reveler in the pack, and good stuff like Drag Under, Sigardian Priest, etc. still pick up the Docent, but I'm also a bit sad that both these rares are cards you ideally want in UR since I've drafted this archetype a lot. 2nd pick shows that my neighbour picked a common, leaving Drag Under, Incendiary Flow, Cryptbreaker... after hesitating much, I pick up Flow since it's a premium uncommon and goes into the nice pair (over Drag Under to stay in U), and I'm not sure how I'd feel going UB, although I'd have two bombs to start. He actually picked Sigardian Priest from his first pack, fine pick, because the pack was full of R and B cards and he thought I'd prob go UR or something because of my first pick, so he'd rather make several people move toward these colours and settle into W (it paid off). The following packs have multiple great cards in their colours too, I get Furyblade Vampire, Drag Under, Outcast... R seems to dwindle a bit though, so I pick up a Shrill Howler when it seems to come late (passed a Foul Emissary and in the next pack a Wretched Gryff too). Pack 2 seems pretty poor for me, partly because of severe colour imbalance in several packs that come to me with maybe 3 cards total in U/R for my 2nd pick. Harsh (also opening Call the Gatewatch, welp—but Smoldering Werewolf as the DFC). At some point I see a pack with Faith Unbroken, Choking Restraints, Extricator of Sin... and I know the guy who opened it is playing W. Really wondering what he picked from it. R is pretty poor, U isn't great but still a bit there. Considering I had 2 Grizzled Anglers at that point I probably should have snap picked the Field Creeper just to get colourless creatures for my semi-bombs. Pack 3 is very, very poor for my colours. Lots of B and G, G especially is plentiful (my neighbour plays it but is the only one, so he gambles a lot on wheeling cards in pack 3). I could have went with 3 or 4 Jace's Scrutiny had I wanted... I also opened Hanweir Militia Captain so of course I know I'm going to make the W guy a bit further to the left happy, and really don't want to face him. In the end we are (clockwise), me as UR, BR, RW go-wide aggro, UW tempo (with Niblis of Frost D: and Drogskol Cavalry), BR vampires, GW delirium. G severely underdrafted, and R overdrafted partly because the few good cards it had were concentrated in the same boosters and shoved people in it. My left neighbour is baffled that I'm in R, because I took stuff over Spreading Flames or Brazen Wolves. My deck is, again, UR without the spells payoffs: no alchemists, weavers nor skaabs, no bombardments, etc. I'm running Turn Aside as protection for Smoldering Werewolf / Outcast / Docent, Confirm Suspicions because it's card advantage and I want to help flip the Docent/dig my stuff (Jace's Scrutiny, Catalog and Gone Missing help). Kinda hoping to get value out of Dance with Devils / Smoldering Werewolf / Dual Shot combos too. I'm not even sure if I managed to pull of a decent UR spells half the times I ended up in these colours... the pools tend to shit on me (same when I got shoved into W often). + Show Spoiler [matches] + Match 1 vs BR removal/stuff + Show Spoiler + Game 1 he keeps a dubious hand, gets screwed out of B and loses. Game 2 I flood slightly (about 50/50 in lands/spells for most of the game) but counter something with Suspicions for a bunch of draws over the next turns, and Wretched Gryff + Jace's Scrutiny let me stop his Brazen Wolves and 3/2s. When Docent comes out, Spreading Flames remove him. Thing is, while flooded I only had 2 mountains, and spent something like 6-7 turns waiting for a 3rd one to remove both his 3/2s with a Smoldering Werewolf + Dual Shot combo which'd let me swing against his empty board (I'm on 8 life or something so I take it very slowly). The turn before I draw said mountain (something like 23 cards in), he plays Bedlam Reveler and gives his Foulbloods the delirum buff by discarding a land. Aww. Outcast + Smoldering (transformed to dodge Dead Weight) + a blocking Gryff (can't hit much because Dead Weight on him too) are still bigger than his board so he concedes. 1-0 Match 2 vs RW go-wide aggro + Show Spoiler + Game 1 has me with a dominating board position, and Confirm Suspicions in hand after playing the Docent (and a human token) vs an empty board. However, when he only drops Thraben Standard-Bearer on 8 life, leaving 4 mana open and with several cards in hand, I'm afraid to attack because of Blessed Alliance and Silverstrike (this player's blown me out with Silverstrike a couple times already) so I sit back hoping to pick up a couple spells to flip Docent and win with the flying wizards instead. I still play Condemned Killer and let it flip over the next two turns, and when I attack with it he starts binning lands to chump with tokens, leaving mana open. This could be a sign that he doesn't have removal and I could swing with everything and win in 2 turns, but I'm still paranoid about that open mana ("he's binning lands and chumping to bait me, then blows me out"), so I stay on the "draw spells" plan. ... Then I proceed to draw 6 lands in a row followed by Turn Aside (could flip, useless if he doesn't cast a target tho). Meanwhile my opponent starts getting a board, with Sigardian Priest, Extricator of Sin (and Delirium), Dawn Gryff and Lunarch Mantle on the Standard-Bearer so he can actually block if I don't get my Scrutiny, etc. and it's actually super close and if he kills my Docent he's way ahead! I'm at 16 lands out of 17 drawn with something like 11 cards left in my deck... in the end though I have Wretched Gryff in play and topdeck Borrowed Hostility, so I go for it: either he chumps both my flyers, and I can survive the crackback (unless he gets a lucky topdeck), or he double-blocks and Hostility gives me the win. #2, woo. Game 2 is him curving out and me with a bit too many lands and I get tempo'd out. Game 3 is again a slow start (he goes Standard-Bearer, Field Creeper, Dawn Gryff, Gryff again when I Drag it Under, and the next turn seeing how I'm still not threatening he goes with Faith Unbroken on the Gryff to remove my lone Grizzled Angler and attack. When he plays Hanweir Militia Captain, I topdeck Dual Shot and immediatly kill both Field Creeper and Standard-Bearer. He makes a token but it's still only 3 creatures so I'm fine... for now. I also have the Docent (I didn't play it earlier because I was stuck without a second island, which came later than the Faith Unbroken) and my opponent doesn't attack because he doesn't want to race or me to trade 2-for-1 with the Angler back I guess. Then Always Watching comes down. Yicks. Yeah, good thing for me he didn't draw that or the aura during game 1 (though I was unluckier than him with the lands, you never know!). On my next turn, I cast Incendiary Flow on his Militia Captain, before it gets too big (or flips), and since it would flip my Docent (should already have happened actually, we forgot Exultant Cultist is a wizard) he casts Fiery Temper on a token in response, itself answered with Turn Aside, and we're now looking at a flipped Docent, 4 tokens, and the Cultist. I attack with all of them, keeping the Docent back the next turn, his now 5/5 Gryff takes a down but it's still 13 damage, and likely the game on my next turn so he concedes. Woosh. Close. Had he held on Faith Unbroken rather than tried to end the game fast, or used it on Hanweir Militia Captain after playing it so it was too big to be removed, he would probably have won the game (Drag Under had to be used earlier, I didn't have counters in hand, and Gone Missing wasn't drawn yet). 2-0 Match 3 vs GW Delirium (and the surprise turbo-Emrakul) He went GW Delirium, picking up the Lashweed Lurker his right neighbour opened pack 1 on the wheel (wtf guys, I know the pack was pretty great but pick 7 Lashweed Lurker, really?!), all the G in the world (Somberwald Stag was counterdrafted pack 2), and since he opened Emrakul pack 2... he was in the right colours for it. Sigardian Priest, Gargoyle, Moldgraf Scavenger for defense, twice-wheeled Cryptolith Rites for more mana, Fork in the Road, Grapple for Delirium+hitting his land drops, Bloodbriar + Lashweed Lurker for value, Extricator of Sin, some clues, etc. + Show Spoiler + Match 1 was him going ham on me and turn 6 Emrakul. Uh, well, my hand wasn't great either and behind on board, soo... He actually had a somewhat slow hand, but with Rites, Emrakul, 2 lands, Fork in the Road, Grapple and something else, he was poised for turbo-Emrakul if I couldn't pressure him BR vampires style. He topdecked Gargoyle, then a Bloodbriar on turn 3 (after Fork turn 2), and that gave him the minimal board to not take too much damage before turn 6. Match 2 I was out-tempo'd basically, playing Skin Invasion on his Gargoyle because I planned to go Smoldering Werewolf turn 5 and flip him -> kill the Gargoyle t6 to clear the way. However he played Spectral Reserves after the Werewolf (look at that missed value!), then Survive the Night to prevent the flipped wolf's trigger from killing the Gargoyle and blocking with it, and the next turn Lashweed Lurker to send the wolf back, basically setting me back 3 turns since I spent one flipping, then replayed it (and Incendiary Flow to kill the Lurker), but would need to flip again to beat his blockers... He won a couple turns later and showed me his remaining card in hand: Emrakul. He could have casted it but had lethal on board so went for it instead. 2-1, he ended up casting Emrakul 4 times in 6 games tonight (a bit less %-wise if you count the friendlies played waiting for the others to finish but still). I should have borded out Turn Aside against him since it was always abilities screwing with me (Priest, Lurker) and not spells. In the end Emrakul was the only rare of note, and he took it, I ended with Collective Defiance, Splendid Reclamation, my 4th Militia Captain and Stromkirk Occultist. Bedlam Reveler would have been worth more apparently, it's something like ~2.5€ atm on account of being played in some kind of UR Prowess Legacy deck. I know people were discussing it in Modern but I wasn't expecting that. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
I think she might hate me now. | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
I don't plan on switching over at all, I'm just curious. There's seem to be an air of arrogance from people I know who Crossfit, while my other gym friends look at it in suspicion. | ||
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