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JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 15:24:07
March 10 2015 15:22 GMT
#89881
On March 11 2015 00:07 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 00:05 JonGalt wrote:
I've never had any problems with blackberry seeds.

Its because these:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


have seeds that are like chewing ice.


I love chewing ice though!!

On March 11 2015 00:19 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 23:26 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Yeahhh Peach is the best fruit, hands down. But since some of you think Jolteon isn't the best Eeveelution, I guess we'd better take a poll.

-enter shitpoll here-


Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 23:45 JonGalt wrote:
-worse tier list than a bronze soloq-

The fact that both of you are scared to even mention strawberries means you know that shit is blow ya got damn mind cray.


OPEN YO EYES YA RUBE

On March 10 2015 23:45 JonGalt wrote:
Fruit Tier List

___Blowjob Under The Stars Tier___ (aka BUTS Tier)
Mangoes
Cherries (not maraschino you jabronis)
Kiwis
Blue, Black, Straw, and Raspberries

___Putting Clothes on Straight Out Da Dryer Tier___
Oranges (all variants)
Peaches
Granny Smith Apples
Grapes
Lychee
Pineapple

___Getting All Your Shit Done Before Noon Tier___
Bananas
Pomegranate
Pears (all variants)
Watermelon
Lemon

___I'm Hungry So Whatever Tier___
Canteloupe
Grapefruit
Raisins

___Slammed My Hand in a Car Door Tier___
Honeydew Melon
Coconut

LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
March 10 2015 15:22 GMT
#89882
Vaporeon
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
March 10 2015 15:24 GMT
#89883
Ghandi is right on that one, definitely Jolteon.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
March 10 2015 15:27 GMT
#89884
If you wanted to snuggle an eeveelution, it'd be Vaporeon.
Flareon's too hot
Jolteon would shock you
Espeon is just weird, also fuck espers
Umbreon has sinister evil symbols all over his body. You wanna snuggle that?
Leafeon would cut you
Glaceon is too cold
Sylveon would get you arrested

Yummy Vaporeon
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
March 10 2015 15:29 GMT
#89885
Wow I looked over that fruit tier list; its terrible. We need some quality control in this sub.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 15:35:13
March 10 2015 15:31 GMT
#89886
You could snuggle with Pikachu, why not Jolteon!?? It's not like it has blitz ult passive.

Plus vaporeon would be all scaley. Ewwwww.

Flareon might be nice for winter time though.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 15:41:28
March 10 2015 15:31 GMT
#89887
On March 11 2015 00:29 Eppa! wrote:
Wow I looked over that fruit tier list; its terrible. We need some quality control in this sub.


Do better then. Fruit up or shut up fruit cup.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
March 10 2015 15:35 GMT
#89888
I hate the ugly electric rat with a passion
these things are what rat poison was made for

what's so ewww about scales?
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
March 10 2015 15:36 GMT
#89889
On March 10 2015 22:52 ComaDose wrote:
im 6'2" 195lbs so i guess that puts me at 25 BMI and slightly over weight im getting bigger from the gym again but i still have a lil cubicle belly.

how have you guys not mentioned the treat that is strawberries yet? best milkshake. and strawberry banana smoothies are the bomb diggity.

Bmi is not a great indicator of health, or fitness. It's an alright indicator for the average huma, but with bmi it's very easy to hit the overweight and lower obese levels just due to muscle.
liftlift > tsm
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 10 2015 15:40 GMT
#89890
On March 11 2015 00:35 Scip wrote:
I hate the ugly electric rat with a passion
these things are what rat poison was made for

what's so ewww about scales?

It means Vaporeon is all slimy and shit. Yuck.

Last time we had the eeveelution poll, Jolteon won. I'm just saying, there's a clear winner.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
March 10 2015 15:43 GMT
#89891
On March 11 2015 00:22 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 00:07 PrinceXizor wrote:
On March 11 2015 00:05 JonGalt wrote:
I've never had any problems with blackberry seeds.

Its because these:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


have seeds that are like chewing ice.


I love chewing ice though!!

Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 00:19 Gahlo wrote:
On March 10 2015 23:26 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Yeahhh Peach is the best fruit, hands down. But since some of you think Jolteon isn't the best Eeveelution, I guess we'd better take a poll.

-enter shitpoll here-


On March 10 2015 23:45 JonGalt wrote:
-worse tier list than a bronze soloq-

The fact that both of you are scared to even mention strawberries means you know that shit is blow ya got damn mind cray.


OPEN YO EYES YA RUBE

Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 23:45 JonGalt wrote:
Fruit Tier List

___Blowjob Under The Stars Tier___ (aka BUTS Tier)
Mangoes
Cherries (not maraschino you jabronis)
Kiwis
Blue, Black, Straw, and Raspberries

___Putting Clothes on Straight Out Da Dryer Tier___
Oranges (all variants)
Peaches
Granny Smith Apples
Grapes
Lychee
Pineapple

___Getting All Your Shit Done Before Noon Tier___
Bananas
Pomegranate
Pears (all variants)
Watermelon
Lemon

___I'm Hungry So Whatever Tier___
Canteloupe
Grapefruit
Raisins

___Slammed My Hand in a Car Door Tier___
Honeydew Melon
Coconut


JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
March 10 2015 15:55 GMT
#89892
... I don't understand.

All I'm saying is I mentioned strawberries. It's in the BUTS Tier. The best fruit tier on my list. So.... what the Judas Rocking Priest are you tryna say?
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
March 10 2015 16:12 GMT
#89893
I'm jealous I can no longer:
1) intake too much dairy (specifically milkshakes, chocolate milk, cereal, yogurts)
2) And eat peaches anymore. Somehow, whenever I eat raw peaches (unsliced, sliced, canned), my throat becomes ridiculously inflamed.

I also think Asian pears stand on a tier of its own from other pears, and I don't see persimmons anywhere (regular or dried).
Forever Young
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 10 2015 16:12 GMT
#89894
Eevee stuff.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
March 10 2015 16:18 GMT
#89895
On March 11 2015 01:12 Alaric wrote:
Eevee stuff.

Evry tiem
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
March 10 2015 16:21 GMT
#89896
On March 11 2015 00:31 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 00:29 Eppa! wrote:
Wow I looked over that fruit tier list; its terrible. We need some quality control in this sub.


Do better then. Fruit up or shut up fruit cup.

SS tier my fruit list
F tier John Galts fruit list
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
March 10 2015 16:27 GMT
#89897
On March 11 2015 01:21 Eppa! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 00:31 JonGalt wrote:
On March 11 2015 00:29 Eppa! wrote:
Wow I looked over that fruit tier list; its terrible. We need some quality control in this sub.


Do better then. Fruit up or shut up fruit cup.

SS tier my fruit list
F tier John Galts fruit list


Oh ok, so you're just too much of a pussy to write it out. That's cool. I don't really understand what it's like to have a vagina, but I'll take your word for it.

I understand people like Asian pears more than regular, that's cool, I just don't eat enough pears to really make a huge distinction. I'd also like to add dried apricots to the straight out da dryer tier.

What's a persimmon??
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 16:35:13
March 10 2015 16:34 GMT
#89898
Asian pears are bad and you should feel bad.
They're like bland, no-taste apples.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 10 2015 16:38 GMT
#89899
On March 11 2015 01:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
Asian pears are bad and you should feel bad.
They're like bland, no-taste apples.


Look, I understand you don't have a soul, but you're sadly mistaken. They are wonderfully sweet and packed full of good nutrients
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 16:47:31
March 10 2015 16:43 GMT
#89900
I have never understood peoples liking of granny smith. Its the league of legends of apples.

On March 11 2015 01:27 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 01:21 Eppa! wrote:
On March 11 2015 00:31 JonGalt wrote:
On March 11 2015 00:29 Eppa! wrote:
Wow I looked over that fruit tier list; its terrible. We need some quality control in this sub.


Do better then. Fruit up or shut up fruit cup.

SS tier my fruit list
F tier John Galts fruit list


Oh ok, so you're just too much of a pussy to write it out. That's cool. I don't really understand what it's like to have a vagina, but I'll take your word for it.

I understand people like Asian pears more than regular, that's cool, I just don't eat enough pears to really make a huge distinction. I'd also like to add dried apricots to the straight out da dryer tier.

What's a persimmon??

The issue I have with your list is
1. Kiwis are at best I'm Hungry So Whatever Tier.
2. Raisins are not a fruit.
3. Grapes, Pears and Oranges have many variations.
4. The best fruits Passion fruit is not even on the list.
5. Lychees are fucking god like.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
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